MPbitch

As old as the internet.

Even though he didn't get the name right, you are still a fucking idiot, abc.

I stoped watching wrestling when I was 10, sorry. It just became too fake with heavy overtones of homosexuality.

Most of us are completely normal. But online, there's something fun about knowing that you can be a complete asshole without ever having to experience that person in real life. I'm sure that the majority of myg0ters are physically normal and could kick your ass in real life, but that's another great thing about online, real life doesn't mean shit. In all likelyhood this is just a forum troll trying to make people respond saying things like "OMFG YOU IDIOT", but if not, lol.

Refrence to a book series.

You're supposed to cook those?

When conservatives listen to an opinionated broadcast and enjoy it, they are sheep. When liberals do it, there is no argument about it, they are allowed to enjoy it without anyone giving them shit for it. That is what's wrong with America. You are allowed to speak and think freely, unless it conflict's with someone elses views.

Naw, but at the end everyone looks like the people on the cover of Dance of Death.

2 Words: SEX E

Obviously just a joke, but still fun to think about.

Just saw it, the acting was meh, it was hardly a remake it was more of a different movie all together. But, the thing that redeemed all that was: Nicholas Cage in a bear suit beating the shit out of women. I recomend you all go see it just for that. And pre bear-suit Nick still kicks a chick into a wall and punches out a huge dyke. So overall 9.5/10 (room for improvement, i.e. more bear suit fights).

wtfux is dis shitz d00d?1

This thread's OP automatically makes this thread fail. But I can lift like 15 pounds with a 5 pound bar.

I just reformated so I don't have any fancy shit yet. Also, note my BG that's Ryu stretched to hell. http://img446.imageshack.us/img446/3313/desktopji1.jpg Edit: Picture's broked 2nd Edit: Picture's fixed

You mean throwing? If you are going to be a douche, at least PRETEND like you are out of Elementary school. But if zombies attacked I'd just loot, like the negros.

It's all in your head, man. We are all just hooked up to machines in a building somewhere. Wrap your mind around that one!

Tits or GTFO is the golden rule, because although there are no wiminz, at least you might be able to get some random tit pics to make this thread not absolutely lame.

This guy fails so hard. I rape kids like you with ease.

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As far as physical features go, you are probably the last person I would listen to for critisism.

I am cuming.

Altar boy Timmy and Jimmy are sweeping up after services. A really hot blonde walks into the church and goes to confess. Timmy knows that the father isn't there and so he decides he's gonna go pretend to be the father and listen to the girl's confession. He goes in and he hears her talking. "Forgive me father, for I have sined. It's been 3 days since my last confession." says the hot blonde, Timmy puts on his best manly voice and says "Yes, go on my child.". "Well, father, I am engaged to be married and we both vowed not to have sex until we were married. But last night I gave into temptation and gave him a blowjob, what should I do?" says the blonde. So Timmy replies "Give me a minute to think this over." and he runs out to Jimmy and he says "Jimmy, Jimmy, I need some help. What does the father usually give for a blowjob?" Jimmy replies "2 Snickers and a soda.".

oh rofl yes. I can't remember if I was really drunk or just hypnotized by Holz' charm. Yeh I do have an ugly dick when it's soft, who doesn't?

Well at least you have your health... Well at least you have... Yeh you just fail at life.

Well mTx did and we all know what happened there...