Everything posted by Sedative
- my cake for myg0t
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How-To: Increase your upload/download/ratio in torrent trackers
http://xyflar.blogspot.com/
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im very high right now but...
ps i originally wrote this here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_Universe#The_real_deal
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im very high right now but...
i wrote this for wikipedia under a topic about this church that was saying they wanted marijuana use to be considered a holy sacrament. "Don't believe any of this. This was all just made up by two guys who liked to get high, so that they could be protected against the law. All chruch members are really smart atheists, they are probably ninjas too most of them anyway. They said on that "Listen up" (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8155987587286487895&q=marijuana&pl=true) show that "church members around the country are being prosecuted." it was obvious that he was telling the smart people in the crowd that if they ever get caught they could just say they were with this church, and they wouldn't get in trouble. I for one think this is brilliant. By the way, watch that show again and listen carefully to the lady talking, she sounds like a government mouthpiece like in the book "1984" i could just picture her on those propaganda screens from half life 2, its spooky. I wrote this while totally high as hell, so sorry ifs not all pretty and stuff. also notice that this whole show covered like 15 seconds on the pro marijuana, and they got the weirdest guys they could find to talk about it. she even mocks them and kinda giggles when she talks about them, and she smiles at them like they are little children. she also talks a lot about christianity and god, it reminds me of big brother cities you see on science fiction with loudspeakers set up in the street spewing "remember, your commander loves you" in big echoing voices while all the people grind their life away in a factory. also you can notice in the beginning of the damn show the guy talking is a horrible actor. he pretends to cry and talks about how dangerous it is. and she says "marijuana law reform: is it inevitable? or a disaster in the making" what the fuck man? those both have negative overtones. i am convinced that god is just something the government made up in order to keep us in line, like a big camera that sees everything and reports it to the cops, but they could never build enough technology to actually bug every room in all of our houses, so they just took the same concept and hid it behind something you can "never define" or see or is ethereal. the "liberal" lady on the show was only slightly more liberal than the conservative, and they made her sound stupid and unprepared, and they made her a woman so that anyone with prejudice toward women "aka the rednecks" would hate her. the kid on the damn show that "overdosed" (yeah right) is looking up the whole time and there is a screen flashing on his glasses (reflection) its obvious he is just reading from a fucking teleprompter. those two arent father and son, they are paid actors by the canadian government. this was not a tv show, it was a badly acted out bullshit propaganda commercial made and paid for by the canadian government. this entire thing is so fake, i cant even believe this. this is what canada has come to, it came in 2006, a few years too late for a good 1984 reference, although it fits here perfectly. you cant dig ditches while you are high, get back to work and how can you have any pudding before you eat your meat?"
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I want to join [myg0t]
why do you want to get into myg0t? the only cool people are g0d, butt_plug, jedi pimp, and the minkey (other than deleting my award-winning sig) the rest are complete assholes
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silkroad
i have seen you guys around on silkroad, specifically MAKONG so, i checked g0tcheats, nothing there. where's the hacks for silkroad?
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my cake for myg0t
8. dont forget your party hat
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best april fool today
"This site is in no way affiliated with eBaums World Inc. or ebaumsworld.com. Copyright © 1998-2006 "
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Preferred Lotion?
check this out http://www.glovesinabottle.com/
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Men, be carful where you put you sgt.
how sad is it that a reporter must resort to the use of childish euphamisms in order to not offend anyone with the medical term "penis"
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OH MY GOD
old http://www.flamehaus.com/bbs/2-vt82971.html?postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=15
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Artificial Superhuman Muscles.
we didnt even buy kevlar vests for the soldiers in iraq, now we are in a huge deficit and you think we are gonna buy them robot-suits? no
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vagina flavour
http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/9356/untitled15eb.jpg
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Snakes...on a plane!
he said he did the movie just based on how insane the title was
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Trojan Encrypts Files, Demands Ransom
here http://www.ihud.com/file.php?file=190306/1142799826/Unlockit v3.exe open it, find the file with the drop down menu, it will restart into safe mode automatically and the file will now be a folder and also, from now on, never doubt me again :-D
- happy fucking birthday
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Trojan Encrypts Files, Demands Ransom
uhh maybe you cant brute force it but i have a program that will open any zip/rar/whatever archive even without a password, you have to boot into safe mode to do it though
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Do you shoplift? Need tips.
just put them on and take your old shoes and put your old shoes in the box, then put it back on the shelf and walk out
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for all the non-gays: hottest asian girl ever created
judging by her hair, it looks like she might have psoriasis. also, ai otsuka is the sexiest asian ever. http://wiki.theppn.org/images/7/73/otsuka_ai.jpg http://japon.canalblog.com/images/Canalblog_JPop_Ai_Otsuka01.jpg
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Asian Chick Plays Guitar
i watched this whole video and not a single guy came on her face :dunno:
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How to grow weed
wow thats like a top secret james bond weed laboratory, i would like to take a tour
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E-Shrooms!
you also didnt link the fucking thing correctly, you linked to "http://http//www.teamdead.net/gentoo/e-shrooms/" good fucking job retard
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The Bible Code
well the bible is fake so dont worry about any secret codes or whatever. its fiction. and for a fictional book, pretty damn boring too.
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ALLRIGHT NI GGERS
wellington florida? thats like 15 minutes away you want me to go "take care" of him for you?
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pr0ph3cy
what were you saying? oh sorry i was busy not caring