Fantastic

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Put ketchup on my stomach... http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/5968/image059re9.png

It's not even a cake, just a very large pork pie covered in whipped cream.

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Wankers

Translation: I've accepted that I am a bottom dweller and without me there would be no bottom. Society needs a bottom from which to scrape, ergo, I am important...

Random insult generator ftw, for the non-plussed man on the go...

Your message board incompetence is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board. It seems your fingers not only did your typing, but did your thinking too. Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. To quote Thomas Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would be at the damn pet store talking to the lizards. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't so stupid that even single-celled organisms out score you in IQ tests; if your weren't so fat that all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 80 Patrons OR You.", or if you didn't have a face that makes people ask: "Damn, is it Halloween already?" No, come to think of it, you would. In conclusion, sit down and shut up before you trip over your own tongue and hurt yourself.

Here are some other things to help you out: http://www.dealtime.co.uk/xDN-clothing--trench_coats_and_dusters http://www.amazon.com/Slipknot/dp/B00004SWBD http://www.impactguns.com/store/sig_gsr.html http://www.amazon.com/Dealing-Bullying-Conflict-Resolution-Library/dp/0823923746 http://www.amazon.com/Healing-Homosexuality-Stories-Reparative-Therapy/dp/0765701448 That should keep you going until the big day when everyone will understand that you have such a big penis and are really cool... WOOO SUCK MY EXPLOSION!

He's getting raged tonight: http://www.stickam.com/profile/goronchev

http://www.wetpussygames.com So pointless yet strangely engrossing...

I'm surprised you're able to see the keyboard with your head lodged so far up his rectal cavity...

http://forums.myg0t.com/showthread.php?t=39101 ?

Since discussion of illegall gain of commercial products is strictly prohibited on this forum, I can only point you in the direction of this man: http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/images/drunk_santa.jpg

DDOS YouTube? Mummy and Daddy must be so proud... http://www.eatmybomb.com/wp-content/retarded.jpg

I love vacuums, your issue is with Jesus. Convert to Islam and fly a plane into a large building filled with capitalist scum, that'll teach the narcissistic virgin to respect all absences of matter.

Jesus is more than likely raged that he was nailed to a cross and bled to death to save mankind, only for it to culminate in this intellectual vacuum.

Man I wish I was like {EXCELLENT RAGER}...

{EXCELLENT RAGER} LOL YOU ARE FUCKING GAY -weak individual- LOL SHUT UP NO I AM NOT {EXCELLENT RAGER} LOL OMG RAGED -weak individual- I AM NOT RAGED {EXCELLENT RAGER} LOLOL YES YOU ARE SMELLY BUM -weak individual- OMG I HATE YOU I WISH I WAS DEAD NOW {EXCELLENT RAGER} I AM EXCELLENT AT THE RAGINGS -weak individual- PLEASE STOP {EXCELLENT RAGER} NO GAY *** JEW GAY JEW *** -weak individual- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH {EXCELLENT RAGER} MY PENIS IS ERECT -weak individual- WHERE IS MY RAZOR BLADE {EXCELLENT RAGER} DIE BITCH -weak individual- OMG I AM SO GOING TO KILL MYSELF -weak individual- is now offline {EXCELLENT RAGER} I HAVE SUCCEEDED {EXCELLENT RAGER} NOW TO POST THIS UP TO SHOW ALL MY INTERNET FRIENDS HOW MASCULINE AND POWERFUL MY EXCELLENT RAGING SKILLS ARE

BFFL? http://www.thinksolaris.com/images/gay_rape/gt_02_14.jpg

Yes I'm sad for sitting at my computer indulging, but fuck; cocaine's a hell of a drug...

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