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All but the last one were under 9yrs old.

I get LULZ from this post.

Take anything you want. Take anything you want. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=4087&CAT=movies&NSFW=3&rtn=search-4087&Keywords=Learning%20English&nl=1 I loled.

Thats actually pretty good. Why the hell didn't anyone tell me about this before?

Ambien makes you feel dumb as hell. Try to read a book before you goto sleep and you'll see what I mean.

Yeah. Big fucking surprise. Bitch had it coming. Here's O.J.'s book just in case you didn't download it yourself just yet. http://files-upload.com/332119/O.J.Simpson.If.I.Did.It.pdf.html If you don't know who O.J. Simpson is it's either your bedtime or you've been living under a rock for the past 13 years:drool2:. To give you a quick rundown; he's the black former sissy rugby player (American Football) that murdered his white wife back in 94'. http://www.liu.edu/cwis/cwp/library/african/2000/1994_01b.jpg

Last summer I had and episode of Vasovagal Syncope after smoking weed. It hurt like a motherfuck! Instead of getting the usual high I just felt like complete shit for an hour and a half. But after I felt I was OK I ordered myself a pizza. Life goes on. I live to smoke another day.

:dunno:2+ months old:dunno:

Coughing up blood eh? Here's my theory: Chuck Norris showed up at Benoit's house to teach Benoit and his family how to take a REAL punch. Upon hearing this news Benoit quickly stabbed each member of his family in the gut, and then himself, to save them from the impending agony. Chuck Norris had spit at their weakness and abruptly left. One can only guess why, but possibly he was in a hurry to complete the hunting and killing of all pseudo-sportsmen. Look out all golfers, bowlers, "sport" fishermen and anyone who has EVER participated in curling! Chuck Norris ain't gonna put up with your shit anymore!

http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/abc_gma_coach_edit_070621_ms.jpg Coach, 40, Weds 16-Year-Old Student too bad she's fugly... http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3305652&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

Just use teamswitch and shoot the players with blue tags. Teamswitch changes your client side team variable so it only LOOKS like you are on the other team. When you shoot and kill the enemy there will be messages like "<insert your name> [teamkills] Someassholewithouthacks" and should be promply ignored. None of this is displayed to anyone else but you. When they take a screenshot they'll only see you teamkilling a bunch of blue tags. Red tags will act the same as always only they will belong to the players on your team. If a server admin submits a screenshot to punkbusted or some other place they'll be accused of attempting to take some lame-ass revenge against some douchebag that was teamkilling them. LOLZ! Be sure to switch your team back after you die. It takes some practice but you'll get used to it. GL N!gg4z! :gaysex: BTW: This is tested and confirmed to work! :naughty:

Arabic Ring Tones! 90% of it is atonal and arrhythmic. Fucking brilliant! I snagged the shit using a warez version of Replay Media Catcher (used to snag streaming audio and video. mp3, flv etc.). Make sure to virus scan it!

I'd happily kill any person who voted for Bush, with exception to the people who voted for Bush to give the generally docile sheeple more reason to revolt.:devil: Edit: oh snap! I'd better watch what I say, the FBI is watching...

There will never be a revolution in the United States. Here's one reason why: http://www.wunderkraut.com/art/a10.jpg Here's another: http://www.firstcoastnews.com/assetpool/images/07125205214_militaryraygun.jpg

Oh. My bad. That's what I get for posting in the wee hours of the morning. *yawn*

Yes it does. People aren't as smart as you think. Especially the average gamer.

Any idea if it's using Caliber1942's virtual pointer redirection method? That's how I got my old tags hack to work again after PB started to scan the entire RendDX9.dll. Here's a good tip: Use the Commander hack stealthy. Use the switch teams function before you call yourself a jeep or supply drop. Your team will think the Commander on the opposing team is a fucking idiot for dropping stuff for you instead of pointing you out and accusing you of commander hacking.

I found a great site that lists thousands of anonymous web proxies, http://www.proxy.org/ For those who can't think of a reason to use a web proxy here's a few that I can think of right off the top of my head: visit porn sites blocked by your school visit sites blocked by your government visit sites blocked by your cult or religious group bypass ip bans on forums and message boards use multiple user accounts on forums and message boards for better rage/spam coverage extra layer of security for those who cram their hats with tinfoil :wow:

Here's a list you might be interested in.

Killjoy! LOL :sleep2:

http://www.ed.ac.uk/news/051018greattits.html

I like the part where she's smoking from both ends.

http://www.spankwire.com/articles/49901/Smokin_pussy.html?autoplay=true

Jazzhands motherfuckers! http://www.gabemccauley.com/home_files/gabejazzhands.jpg

The people who play BF2 with a strait face are seriously creepy fuckers. Every TK is deserved.