Enigma_Nova

I guess it would be funny... N00b2: "Hey guys, I just got augmented Arms and Legs! They own!" N00b1: "Omfg, my wireless mouse's batteries died, brb" N00b2: "OH SHIWoisujdaaaaaaaaaaaaa" Me: "You deserve to die for not being sufficiently prepared for pwnination. Lol n00b"

You'd be surprised. :) Yes, they're really going to convict someone who tells the cops that johnny and bill gave him a strange-smelling cigarette, and he wants more info because he thinks it's illegal. Seems the cops in your part of the world have things backwards compared to the cops from mine. What part of the world are you from?

You need to download some skill.

Okay, you're right, it doesn't exist. However, we worked all night on a variant which does similar things, and we called it, uhh ... sp0ng|eh. Would you like to download it and try it?

Mexican Slave. Especially Mexican Sex Slave. Because having sex with monkeys and ******s is just ... ew?

Which is illegal. Not arrest you, so long as you keep sending them links to drug dealers. At least, that's how it works around my part of Sydney. i.e. druggies.

Fake. Simply not practical to have muscles that you have to manually refuel unless you still have your ordinary arms as backup. Now, having cybernetic (or supermuscle) augments around the outside of your arm would be practical.

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No, Grape Soda is just unusual. What would be wierd is drinking Prune soda.

Check the news section.

/me dies of irony

Here's a hint: Threaten to go to the cops and say "I was over at (dude)'s house, and he was growing (plant). He even gave me some to try!" and give the cops a joint. Cops rock up at (dude)'s house, find (plant), and (dude) goes to jail. This is why I specified "People with half a brain". =) Unless growing weed in your own home happens to be legal where you are from. :dunno:

Pepsi > Coke, but I agree with the above poster that Orange Fizzy is the rwn. :grin1:

Old, but "Cars on the moon" picture was hillarious. :D

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Kicks himself in the nuts with Dictionary-capped boots

Incoming "My weed for myg0t" threads in 3 ... 2 ... 1) Grow some Weed 2) Roll reefers that spell out "myg0t owns me" 3) Take a picture of the weed bush with your address next to it 4) Take a pic of you smoking the reefers 6) Post the pics in the forums in a thread titled "my weed for myg0t" 8) Dont forget to wear a party hat

No, you'd stop being a dumbass nigga and you'd prepare to sue their asses for libel/defamation/breach of piracy. EDIT: Meant to say privacy. Is there a Dr. Freud in the house? Also, how would jerking off to WoW reduce your chance of getting laid? Masturbation over fantasy creatures is common (to both sexes). Though I suppose that you'd have to play WoW, and we all know that WoW players are too busy calling each-other n00bs and fussing over DKP to bother levelling up their seduction skill.

Morally bankrupt, but materialistically righteous. A ruthless sociopath like yourself should aim for higher things than flashy clothes and easy women. If, in all your moral bankrupcy, your end goal in life is to look good and screw things, then you've wasted your potential and fail at life. It gets you to the top of a ladder that someone else built. Lying, Cheating, Stealing and being subversive will only work until there is nobody left to lie to, cheat against, or profitable to steal from. Such is the problem of people whose sole objective is to rise to the top. Once they get there, they go 'wtf do I do now' and crumble. That, a good deal of fortune, and the ability to manipulate people to your own ends without getting manipulated yourself. Of course, lying and deceit are only some of the tools of manipulation you can use. I've gotten further by being a honest jackass than by pretending that I'm a nice guy, and in the end I've enjoyed what I did. I guess you have to enjoy learning, paying attention, leading, hard work, manipulation and pursuit of your goals (or means), whatever they may be. (Now, if only I could stop being lazy and stop yelling "you fucking idiots" =)

Anyone you sell it to, with half a brain, is going to blackmail you to get more drugs. I'm not interested in recreational drugs myself (except for Teh Internets. Hugs computer).

Doesn't work, at least not with these vague instructions.

While it's possible to read the STEAMID, and probably possible to read the account name through fiddling with the folder path of the .cfgs, I don't think you can get their steam login password. Seems someone's managed to find a way to bypass the password, but they're obviously keeping it VERY quiet.

Rep is related to postcount. I'm not sure how. Oh, thanks for the information. I will definately be using this to test out raging and exploiting on the various servers I've been banned from; I'll get back to you.

Yes. Get a Kettle, fill it with water, and seal off the spout with rubber cement. Boil the kettle, so it fills with steam. If you keep boiling it, the steam pressure will make the kettle deform - this can be considered to be a 'steam error'.

No, there's too much risk in selling that crap to make much profit from it.