Shit guys, avocado rox0rz, where is it
I'm really srry that I dont have pics, but someone could make my sandwich for me.
Ingredients:
2 Jalopenos
2 White Bread Slices
Green Onions (Get It At Your Nearest Asian Store)
Red Chili Peppers
Bacon
Black Pepper
One Thin Slice Of Lettuce
Honey Turkey
Mayo
1-2 Eggs
Your Mama (Seriously)
1.Alright Put Mayo On Both Slices Of Bread
2.Put The Lettuce On One Slice Of Bread
3.Put Turkey On The Other Slice
4.Put Jalopenos On The Turkey
Cooking The Egg And Bacon:
5.Put Low Heat On Your Pan
6.Simply Get Some Sort Of Slick Oil On Your Pan (Don't Give A Shit What It Is)
7.Put Your Egg(S) In
8.Whip The Egg(S) Smooth Fast While It's In The Pan
9.Cut Your Chili Pepper and Throw It In Your Pan
10.Throw In Green Onions In The Pan
11.Throw In Black Pepper In The Pan
12.Fold The Egg(S) In Half After The Chili Pepper, Green Onions, and Black Peppers Are Absorbed
13. Cut The Egg Enough So It Fits On The Sandwich
14. Take The Egg Out And Throw The Bacon In
15. Wait Till It's Nice and Brown
16. Assemble all Of Them Together And Enjoy!
Tastes So GOOD Makes You Wanna Slap Yo MAMA!
Didn't Feel Like Using Avocados
I Purposly Type Like This Because I'm Bored
17. Slap Yo Mama
Someone Make This Sandwich And Post A Pic!!!