What, no votes for Missionary yet?
You mean nobody wants to gaze deeply into her eyes
and hear her little cries of anguish and fear and despair
as she is pinned to the cold, wet, filthy pavement
and brutally penetrated while a horde of rats watches
and awaits the broken leftovers?
C'mon, what's the matter with you people?
Sheesh, nobody believes in tradition anymore...