myg0tMasterVampire

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he would have to somehow pry the controller from my cold dead hands, ive only played the x360 like 3 times

Today im at the shopping center, was looking for new clothes or something to buy, i had time to kill. Anyway i pass by EB games and they have a preview xbox360 to play (australia still hasnt got x360, fucking shit country) So i get on the x360 and im screwing around, its got perfectdark zero playing and im admiring all the graphics, looking at the walls and ground, impressive, and this little kid comes up to me and goes "can i have a go?" and i say straight up "no" i play a little more and hes like "why cant i have a go?" and i go "because i just go on it, thats why" Anohter minute passes and he asks again and im like "what the fuck did i just say?" and he leaves lol then him and his mother come over and shes like "hey can he gave ago, were about to leave" and im like "lady i told your kid before, no, i just go on" and she still insists saying "were about to leave though" then i say back to her "did i stutter? i said no, and besides he wouldnt appreciate the x360's next gen graphics" then she gave me some death glare or something that made me wtf but i stared her down and she left i find its lots of fun being rude to strangers, good real life rage

trance

what the fuck.........

gimie

very impressive

lol! QUICK TO THE BUDMOBILE!

airsoft its banned in australia cant own any guns fucking shit county

theres a much easier way, but it kinda distorts all the music making it sound horrible some times, heh good for rage but what u do is redirect your microphone so insted of recording ur mic, u record the music u got playing in the back ground right click on the lilttle speaker icon in the bottom right corner then goto options > properties > click the recording circle then make sure 'steromix' is checked (thats what its called on my comp) then go ok then back out, make sure steromix has the tick in the select box and it should work

i havnt done a rage in a while and i woke up with an urge to piss people off so here u go ;) http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/7523/m12cj.jpg

fuck thats alot of weed! /drool how did they get busted

lol thats cool ill have to watch it next time im on weed or ecstasy

shes so hot, id even pay....i really would

if i was a cop i would so be corrupt

some day...........

the only music that i listened to that came close to that was from playing GTA Vice City

another esctasy eye pic of mine didnt photoshop it or anything, we were sitting around playing with all these neons and listening to music good times, good drugs http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/884/01010601448fz.jpg

fucking google it u god damn retard fuck!

LETS GET READY TO RUMMMMBBBBLLEEEEEEEE!

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theres lots of fun things to do stoned -watch a movie -watch a tvshow -play cs or some other game (cs feels more real when im stoned, and i get more into it) -some times ill just wonder around my back yard cause theres lots of plants and grass and trees and flowers, its just really trippy -jack off (orgasim x 10) -i also have these trippy fibre optic lamps which u can stare at for hours u gotta be creative

lol that was good

u need to rent a small plane and drop all those flyers from the sky

prank calls are only good when ur like 12 years old