If you want to be manly, snap your own neck Steven Segall style.
If you want to be messy, jump in front of a train. Preferrably one with passengers, as they will have to stop to clean the smeared blood off the windshield.
Outside of porn, girls do not come to you. If you make no effort, you will get zero play.
Or wait til you get to college and everyone is fucking everyone while drunk and high. Good times.