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Marine: Oh my god I've been shot Army: Oh my god my tank is on fire Navy: Oh my god my ship is sinking Airforce: Oh my god, my pencil broke.

this thread delivers, like a truck

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Pure ownage I wonder who got more owned in this situation: the kid or his parents? They probably said "let's pretend this NEVER happened. Ever. Just DON'T talk about it" http://www.keepmedia.com/pubs/WeeklyWorldNews/2005/03/24/785978?extID=10026

I love this fight. First you have two chicks going at it big time then some 40 year old guy comes over to break them up and breaks the skaters camera. Then the 40 year old punches the 16 year old in the face only to get his ass handed to him. How embarassing would that be in front of his wife(im guessing it was his wife) to get beat up by a skinny skater boy? I LOL'd. enjoy. here it is, just change the @ to a http://[email protected]/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1057896598

Why did i just cross the road? To let you suck on my chode

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It's true. /discussion

Well a little while ago me and a friend thought it would be a cool idea to go out to a cow pasture and practice our wrestling moves on cows. We figure if we can take those fucckers down, we can take down anything. So I hop the fence and have my friend punch me in the head a few times to get my adrenaline running and to piss me the hell off, because I hate getting punched. So he hits me a few times and tells me I should go wrestle first. So I pick the weakest looking cow I can find, which is probably a thick hunk ton of meat of cow and I walk up to it.I punch it in the eye ahen go in for the tackle, however the thing dodges out the way and I hit the ground. The cow steps on me. It steps on me hard, roars, and runs off. It hurt like hell. Any good ideas on how to heal this new wound of mine? I plan on drinking milk the rest of the night and eating steak tomorrow just so I can feel the taste of revenge.

do ya need a truck driver to help you drive the bus

yeah, it's not good to workout after eating because all your blood will be rushing to your stomach trying to digest your food. Do not workout more than 2 times a day, you're not giving your muscles enough time to recuperate between workouts. Plus if your muscles have not repaired themselves, you will be doing more damage than good. Rest is very important. Ex: workout monday and rest on tuesday then workout on wednsday Contrary to popular belief, you do not grow while working out, you only grow when you are resting.

Back Squat: 195, 1x12 Deadlift: 195, 1x10 Incline Bench: 145, 1x10 Barbell Row: 108, 1x15 Close-Grip Bench: 120, 1x12 Lat Pulldown: 115, 1x15 Tricep Pushdown: 45, 1x12 Dumbbell Hammer Curl: 27, 1x10 Barbell Calf Raise: 82, 1x16 right now i'm experimenting with HIT

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So I got to my friend Randy's house last night at about 8:30. From there, we immediately smoked some weed before we were to leave for the party at about 10. First, let me describe the people I was with. I've been friends with them since 1st grade or so, and I used to be a huge AFC, so anytime I hang with them, I almost automatically revert back to my AFC tendancies. So we smoked, and almost instantly it ripped me. I've been reading ALOT about AFC vs. Alpha mentatlity lately and I started to analyze what I had been reading. One of the guys at the house is a natural PUA. He's been like that for as long as I can remember. Almost instantly, I started analyzing his body language and movements and it was FASCINATING. Several patterns began to appear. 1. He always dictated where the group would migrate to next. Anytime he would move away from a circle of people talking, some of the people within that circle would follow him. 2. Others mirrored his body language. We were standing there and all of the sudden he put his right foot on the coffee table and stood like the pirate in those licquor ads (Captain Morgan). Within the next THIRTY seconds, people automatically began to mirror that pose. Then, he took his foot down and went and sat down on the couch. Again, within 30 seconds the group was seated on the furniture in the room. 3. It was also interesting how he was obviously the decision maker of the group. Anytime anybody had a question or statement, they directed it to the alpha male rather than to the group as a whole. Then, as we departed for the party we realized that the car had 6 seats and 7 people were going. Someone would have to ride in the cargo area. So everybody instantly says they won't ride in the cargo area except the alpha. Alpha male is not paying attention so he is the only one who does not "call" a seat. However, somehow, he gets away with sitting SHOTGUN and NOBODY complains about the situation at all. Looking back, this could have been one of the most important experience in my life. I've been thinking about being "alpha" alot lately, but I really got to see an alpha male in action and analyze his techniques. I can't stress this enough, but BEING ALPHA IS KEY!!! Girls want guys who are leaders and the alpha male is just that. I'm not sure if this made sense or not, but feel free to ask me any questions about alphaness, I consider myself an expert in the subject now.

I had a sort of eureka moment... one that is incredibly startling and eye opening. I am standing in my kitchen, my father, my sister, and my brother standing around... I'm trying to make a sheet of cookies, for which my brother insults me, claiming me to be a "***got", calling me "home-ec" its nothing new, but still bothersome, then my sister comes in, agreeing with him... I'm trying not to get angry, not to lash out at them... I'm holding a knife in my hand, and at that moment i realized i would have liked nothing more than to bury deep into my brother chest, i wanted nothing more than to kill him, and see him dead, covered in blood. It's probably due to me being such a violent person. I watch very violent movies, zombie movies, and horror movies in general, I'm what you'd call a gore hound. My brother is the bane of my existance, i try to get a long with him, trying to start conversations, which usually end with him calling me a "dirty ***got", i want nothing more than to be rid of him, never to see him again. I'm cutting myself a piece of bread, all the while wanting not to be cutting through a loaf of french bread, but to be slitting his throat, or cutting off his figers one by one. i know im disturbed, and i want to seek help immediatly, there is something very wrong with me, i know it, i know im some sort of fiend, or monster, just like those murders put to death, or rotting n a cell. I know it. constant attack after attack from them, i know its hard to accept others religious believe, but its what i believe, i dont think i deserve to be ridiculed by anyone, let alone my brother, about what i believe, i hate him so much, i just want to be rid of him, i dont care how, i want he to go away. I want the drugs to kill him, i want the cocaine in his nose to make him bleed and bleed, until his nosal cavity is packed tothe point of bursting, i want him to have the pressure in his skull before he dies, i want him to die slowly, i want him to suffer. I need to see a doctor, but they are very pricey, i am living at home, switching jobs, and my insurance, for my car, is almost 300 dollars a month, i cant afford it, i dont know what to do. they say its my music that made me this way, they dont even realize that they made me what i am... they can't take responsibility for something like me, anything that is wrong with me isnt their fualt, its my music, its the movies i watch, its the video games i used to play, they cant accept that they made me a monster.

thanks chief, i am now enlightened

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A few weeks ago this gorgeous girl hit me up on Facebook (we have mutual freinds) she wanted to "hang out" and i said "sure". She has a smokin body (UCA cheerleading coach) and fake tits. We had met once but it was just a "hey, I'm...etc." So my friend brought her over to my house and we get shitfaced and head to the bar. Well things are going great, we are making out in the bar (definetly not my style, but whatever, i wanted to score) Well she keeps pounding down the drinks that i and every other dude in the bar is buying for her...she ends up having to be carried out of the bar by us...never good for scoring... Anyways my friend dumps her off at my place. I wasn't real excited about having some drunk passed out girl at my house because i figured she would puke all over my house, but he insisted because he was going to see another female and couldnt take her along. So he dumps her on my bed on top of the covers with all her clothes on and she is still asleep from the car ride home. Well i go outside and talk to a friend and continue drinking for an hour or so and come back inside. I'm not sacrificing my bed because i didnt want her in it to begin with, so I hop in with her and she's still passed out. 5 minutes pass and im about to fall alseep when she jumps out of bed and stumbles into my wall pulling my blinds off my window. She just stares out the window into the parking lot. Me "Umm...are you ok" Her "umk imk fiiiine" Me "you sure? ya gonna be sick?" Her "just leavke mek alonke"...So then she starts taking off her pants....so im thinking that this might be getting good...well she takes off her pants and thong and sits down in my computer chair....Im thinking "WTF?!"....Well she sits there for a few seconds and I start hearing this sound...You know the sound a pussy makes while it's pissing? I call it the "pussy whistle" well I hear THAT!!! She sat on my computer chair and pissed about a gallon of piss on my chair and floor. I'm totally stunned and pissed. She pisses for what felt like an hour, pulls her pants off and hops back in bed and passes back out. She says nothing... So i throw my chair into the parking lot and shampoo my carpet at 5 a.m... Well I'm pissed at this point. So she is laying there in my bed wrapped up in my covers with piss all over her im sure.... Well i just did the first thing I though of....I jacked off and busted in her hair...I'm talking about a Peter North size load...I couldnt beleive it. It was all over her head, haha! Well the next morning she woke up as if nothing happend and i took her to her friends house and I didnt say anything about what happend....I havent talked to her since and I refuse to. So did I do the right thing by bustin on her grill?

who said you were crying? i could tell in your gay ass posts homie "why would you eat rabbits? what the fuck's wrong with you?" - cry more plez http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/news.php?artc=13553 you'd like that video :) crave e-cool points? no, but i obviously do crave angering dem tree huggin pussies that cry over a dead animal. kill a fucking bobcat? ok son you just don't get it, i eat what i hunt, i don't kill rabbits and mount them on my wall and anyways who wants to eat a bobcat? Do they taste good? btw everytime you masturbate i kill a rabbit ;)

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