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UPDATE: today i met up with my old friend who parted from us when we stayed out a little longer to chill. the 2 guys that robbed us, went past him on their bikes, and knows them through other people. so, today he gave me his name (he only knew the white guy) and i called the police, although the police officer i was trying to contact inst on duty til thursday. justice shall be served.

looked into mace. its seen as a firearm. that means if you're caught with the shit you can get up to 5 years in jail standing up for yourself is one thing, but if they see you've got a weapon, you could end up risking your life over just a phone. then again, i'd rather spray someone in the eyes and escape unharmed, other than (even as much as i'd like to) smash a blunt object upon their skulls. possible fatality? their life isnt worth mine being wasted in jail

it could of been used as a dildo 2 of us, and 2 of them, they were older, and bigger than us

they was both bigger than us, they pretty much only wanted phones, they searched our pockets though. its weird when you think about it before though, you plan it all out on what you could do, but when they're right infront of you holding a metal bar to your head you're not exactly thinking stright lmao cause i live in the uk, its hard to get shit. fair enough i could walk the streets with a knife, but at the end of the day it causes you more problems. i'd love to buy a pocket mace spray or something though, they're awesome

just outside a food store, it was closed at the time. i seriously didnt expect it to happen round where i live, we was going to leave in like 5 minutes after they came. rifk. infact, i need to find some pepper spray for the future.

me and a few friends we're on the way home from a party, and decided to chill for a while, a little later 2 guys came up to us (one was black) with their hoods up and asked for our phones. then one got out like, a long silver rod (possibly a dildo) and threatened to beat us down D: they ended up taking me, and my friends phone </3 (i only had my new phone for about a week) the phones on contract, so i havent really lost a lot. at around 1:30 the police wanted me and friend to write down a statement, so i rolled over to his house in the back of the police car (that was my favorite part, i pretended to be a hardcore criminal) although, i had an old myg0t background as my wallpaper, so hopefully they'll remember something. lowlifes rage me.

rofl, i dont go near pills. i don't like the idea that some random douche is making a living by selling cheap pills made out of babys body power and shit

rofl i was thinking the same.

UPSIDE DOWN DAY http://i15.tinypic.com/6xr4c35.jpg except cj </3

nice stuff make me a pro sig. <3

thats one heavy drop, damn just look how it throws her to the floor rifk

how long was you together for?

i'm all ears.

Earnings Report for http://www.habbohotel.co.uk Your site is valued at: $119 i expected it to be way more

rofl, new to me, the drawings we're awesome

why don't you do it your fucking self?

welcome back

humm, 1. hitting a guy in the jaw (kicked out for 2 days) 2. told my friend to go onto gabe newell.com in class (banned from using the internet) 3. sending out a naked picture of some ***got onto the schools local shared drive (i would of been kicked out, but i left school 3 days after rifk) 4. kicking over a bucket of paint and ruining the new carpet they just fitted in the classroom lmao (detension 1 hour) lol, thats about it.

What brands do you smoke these days? i used to jump between, http://www.toptobacco.co.uk/image.php?productid=16133 and, http://legilimens.org/nicotine/images/cigs.jpg /discuss

All Shall Perish - Eradication Job For A Cowboy - Suspended By The Throat Bleeding Through - Tragedy of Empty Streets Caliban - Nowhere To Run, No Place To Hide All That Remains - Whispers (I Hear Your) The Agony Scene - Old Scratch As Blood Runs Black - In Dying Days As I Lay Dying - An Ocean Between Us The Black Dahlia Murder - Miasma Cannibal Corpse - Five Nails Through The Neck Devildriver - Meet The Wretched Eric Sardinas - I Can't Be Satisfied The Faceless - An Autopsy Hatebreed - Facing What Consumes You Gogol Bordello - Harem In Tuscany (Taranta) Slayer - Payback

I joined myg0t.

what the fuck?! if you're wrestling crocodiles and swimming with stingrays what do you expect? obviously you think you could possibly die young.

burn the priest cannibal corpse dying fetus decapitated suicide silence rofl

any acc with tf2, and you'll be blessed with 1000 donkey punches <3 (by 1000 donkey punches, i mean +reps)