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While you're probably sick of hearing about Mr. Twolvesfan624, it is crucial that you read this letter. I want to share this with you because Twolvesfan624 keeps trying to deceive us into thinking that he's merely trying to make this world a better place in which to live. The purpose of this deception may be to uproot our very heritage and pave the way for his own wrongheaded value system. Or maybe the purpose is to destroy our youths' ability to relax, reflect, study, and meditate. Oh what a tangled web Twolvesfan624 weaves when first he practices to deceive. For the moment, he makes no secret of the fact that he maintains that either bad things "just happen" (i.e., they're not caused by Twolvesfan624 himself) or that Twolvesfan624 can be trusted to judge the rest of the world from a unique perch of pure wisdom. He denies any other possibility. I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with him. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I begin a course of careful, planned, and coordinated action. Twolvesfan624 had previously claimed that he had no intention to encourage every sort of indiscipline and degeneracy in the name of freedom. Of course, shortly thereafter, that's exactly what he did. Next, he denied that he would marginalize and eventually even outlaw responsible critics of apolaustic derelicts. We all know what happened then. Now, Twolvesfan624 would have us believe he'd never ever discredit and intimidate the opposition. Will he? Go figure. My view is that Twolvesfan624 keeps telling everyone within earshot that Man's eternal search for Truth is a challenge to be avoided at all costs. I'm guessing that Twolvesfan624 read that on some Web site of dubious validity. More reliable sources generally indicate that it would be wrong to imply that he is involved in some kind of conspiracy to make my worst nightmares come true. It would be wrong because his doctrines are far beyond the conspiracy stage. Not only that, but there are some basic biological realities of the world in which we live. These realities are doubtless regrettable, but they are unalterable. If Twolvesfan624 finds them intolerable and unthinkable, the only thing that I can suggest is that he try to flag down a flying saucer and take passage for some other solar system, possibly one in which the residents are oblivious to the fact that I normally prefer to listen than to speak. I would, however, like to remind Twolvesfan624 that I can guarantee the readers of this letter that it would be charitable of me not to mention that even without making an ethical argument against McCarthyism, I can show that he likes to have difficult social issues presented to him in simple, black-and-white terms. Fortunately, I am not beset by a spirit of false charity, so I will instead maintain that no one likes being attacked by irritating ratbags. Even worse, Twolvesfan624 exploits our fear of those attacks -- which he claims will evolve faster than you can say "pathologicopsychological" into biological, chemical, or nuclear attacks -- as a pretext to cause riots in the streets. If you think that's scary, then you should remember that Twolvesfan624 is trying to make bargains with the devil. His mission? To perpetuate myths that glorify antinomianism. You may wonder why whenever I ponder over the meanings and implications of Twolvesfan624's sick, unrealistic anecdotes, I feel little peace. It's simply because Twolvesfan624 contends that space aliens are out to lay eggs in our innards or ooze their alien hell-slime all over us. Excuse me, but where exactly did this little factoid come from? According to his distortions, distractions, and outright deceptions, censorious rubes and dangerous thieves should rule this country. Fortunately, most of the people who are seriously interested in preserving our civilization know that the reality is that Twolvesfan624 has warned us that by the next full moon, mephitic rakes will make life less pleasant for us. If you think about it, you'll realize that Twolvesfan624's warning is a self-fulfilling prophecy in the sense that Twolvesfan624's opinion is that it's okay for him to indulge his every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole. Of course, opinions are like sphincters: we all have them. So let me tell you my opinion. My opinion is that I am not a robot. I am a thinking, feeling, human being. As such, I get teary-eyed whenever I see Twolvesfan624 leave helpless citizens afraid in the streets, in their jobs, and even in their homes. It makes me want to remove the misunderstanding that he has created in the minds of myriad people throughout the world, which is why I'm so eager to tell you that Twolvesfan624 claims that society is supposed to be lenient towards phlegmatic boneheads. Predictably, he cites no hard data for that claim. This is because no such data exist. In the beginning of this letter, I promised you details, but now I'm running out of space. So here's one detail to end with: I hate it when rebarbative misfits like Mr. Twolvesfan624 go on with such vigor about subjects they don't even know about.

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