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  1. Captian posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    LMFAO Reminds me of some funny stories when we did some MOUT training. We were doing a top-bottom breach of a multi story structure. While the second half of the squad was practicing a bottom-top next door. The other guys doing the bottom-top had the only hooligan we had with us at the time, so we took the sledge to use on the roof entrance door of our building. It was the last exercise of the day(so basically just messing about getting some last minute practices in with practically no supervision as the instructors were watching the second half of my squad on the building next door) and we had just downed a lot of Monsters so we were pretty hyped up. Breacher gets a running start straight towards the door. He nails bolt, door flies open and almost comes off the top hinge. Then he slips and lets go of the sledge and it falls to the ground in the doorway. We had already started moving for our entrance as he hit the door so #1 runs in straight away like a bat out of hell. #2 man rushes to keep up, slips on the handle of the sledge and falls straight forward hitting #1 in the back. #1 grabs the hand rail as there was a steep staircase just in the other side of the door, and in doing so turns to hold on. #2 flew right past him and ended up tumbling ass over tea kettle all the way down the stairs and ends up coming to a stop upside down in the corner of two walls at the bottom, with one of his arms pinning underneath him. We pretty much aborted at that point and called it a day due to none of us being able to breathe due to laughing so damn hard. Was one of the funniest training fuck ups I've ever seen. But that's why they call it training. Practice makes perfect. And I can guarantee none of us will ever make those mistakes again, LOL. Stay Classy.
  2. Captian posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    2285 I win. Stay Classy.
  3. You working anywhere right now, or just school full time? From checking around your gallery and some images you have shown on here I don't think you should have much of a problem getting work. Some coworkers and myself are in the planning stages of putting something together, and we would need a skilled artist. If you would be interested I could PM you with some details once we get a little further along. It won't officially be taking shape for a few months from now, but if you think you would have a some spare time then and would be willing to do some work for us we should correspond more privately(PM on here or Email). The money would not be huge, and would be determined by the budget we find ourselves working with at the time, but it would be a serious offer for your skill level and definitely worth your time to at least think about. It could also help add to your portfolio having some professional work, rather than just school/personal/free projects. If you would be interested in at least thinking about it you can respond here or PM me. As I said it would not be for a little while, and I won't have any specific details for you for at least a few weeks. Just wanted to ask so I can know if you are someone we should contact once we get the capital together and the details more precise. Stay Classy.
  4. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is Defense of the Ancients?
  5. This is probably the worst "Would you fuck" thread to date. Leave it to the professionals please. Stay Classy.
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    Are you contradicting Dilpo? Stay Classy.
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  11. Captian posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Knowing focusd is it probably some sort of video of a young woman experiencing the website stickam for the first time.
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    ...exactly.
  13. Captian posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    and it is NOT a virus.
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  15. Captian posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    You know it hun. :cool:
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  21. Captian posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Hey Bill, check out this retard. He said he is actually going to stand outside and watch me put the truck into the trailer. RIFK @ The comments being from : Tara Goldsby, beau goldsby, and Nici Goldsby.
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  23. Captian posted a post in a topic in Artwork Showcase
    My buddy took the newer turbo charged one out for a test drive a short time ago, and he had this to say about it: "It may look like an ugly piece of shit, but it performs like an ugly frozen piece of shit." Needless to say he did not buy it.
  24. Captian posted a post in a topic in Flames
    The last 5 or 6 replies to this thread are some of the funniest shit ever! Stay Classy.