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  1. Captian posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    +1 You hear the bass from my trunk when I'm on the block. Stay Classy.
  2. Captian posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    That's almost 4 bitches!
  3. Captian posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Puny Terminators don't stand a chance against the ultimate Nerf technology. Stay Classy.
  4. Captian posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Belt fed nerf machine gun. That's right bitches... Don't fuck with a drunk guy behind an automatic belt fed nerf gun. Read 'em and weep... http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/9932/66341149zh5su4.jpg http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6615/10qg5wp3.jpg http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/9425/21582546gn2dx6.jpg Moral of the story : This thing is awesome, and I wish I had it when I was a younger.
  5. Captian posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Stop skipping chemistry classes. Stay Classy.
  6. QFT These are the first links I refuse to click in a very long time. Not my thing... I prefer to Stay Classy.
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    The best defense is a good offense. Invade them with hate. Stay Classy.
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    http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/ScooterRooter/Motivators/furries.jpg
  9. So, just so were on the same page here, he is going to meet his old GF he hasn't seen in 4 years and HE BRINGS FRIENDS!?!?!? He spent most of the time talking with them... What a wonderful time she must have had... :rolleyes: Stay Classy, unlike the douche bag that brings friends along to meet up with a girl. Also didn't help that they are nerds, and one is obese. Also Also didn't help that he needs to wash that greasy shit on his head he calls his hair. Also also also definitely didn't help that he pretty much ignored her much of the time, and talked with his butt buddies he brought along for whothefuckknowswhy.
  10. Captian posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    What Steam games you raging these days?
  11. Yeah it is from The Onion. I wanted to see if anyone would fall for it. lol
  12. http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/darwin_article_large.article_large.jpg Darwinic pilgrims claim the image fills them with an overwhelming feeling of logic. DAYTON, TN—A steady stream of devoted evolutionists continued to gather in this small Tennessee town today to witness what many believe is an image of Charles Darwin—author of The Origin Of Species and founder of the modern evolutionary movement—made manifest on a concrete wall in downtown Dayton. "I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits," said Darlene Freiberg, one among a growing crowd assembled here to see the mysterious stain, which appeared last Monday on one side of the Rhea County Courthouse. The building was also the location of the famed "Scopes Monkey Trial" and is widely considered one of Darwinism's holiest sites. "Forgive me, O Charles, for ever doubting your Divine Evolution. After seeing this miracle of limestone pigmentation with my own eyes, my faith in empirical reasoning will never again be tested." Added Freiberg, "Behold the power and glory of the scientific method!" Since witnesses first reported the unexplained marking—which appears to resemble a 19th-century male figure with a high forehead and large beard—this normally quiet town has become a hotbed of biological zealotry. Thousands of pilgrims from as far away as Berkeley's paleoanthropology department have flocked to the site to lay wreaths of flowers, light devotional candles, read aloud from Darwin's works, and otherwise pay homage to the mysterious blue-green stain. Capitalizing on the influx of empirical believers, street vendors have sprung up across Dayton, selling evolutionary relics and artwork to the thousands of pilgrims waiting to catch a glimpse of the image. Available for sale are everything from small wooden shards alleged to be fragments of the "One True Beagle"—the research vessel on which Darwin made his legendary voyage to the Galapagos Islands—to lecture notes purportedly touched by English evolutionist Alfred Russel Wallace. "I have never felt closer to Darwin's ideas," said zoologist Fred Granger, who waited in line for 16 hours to view the stain. "May his name be praised and his theories on natural selection echo in all the halls of naturalistic observation forever." Despite the enthusiasm the so-called "Darwin Smudge" has generated among the evolutionary faithful, disagreement remains as to its origin. Some believe the image is actually closer to the visage of Stephen Jay Gould, longtime columnist for Natural History magazine and originator of the theory of punctuated equilibrium, and is therefore proof of rapid cladogenesis. A smaller minority contend it is the face of Carl Sagan, and should be viewed as a warning to those nonbelievers who have not yet seen his hit PBS series Cosmos: A Personal Voyage. Still others have attempted to discredit the miracle entirely, claiming that there are several alternate explanations for the appearance of the unexplained discoloration. "It's a stain on a wall, and nothing more," said the Rev. Clement McCoy, a professor at Oral Roberts University and prominent opponent of evolutionary theory. "Anything else is the delusional fantasy of a fanatical evolutionist mindset that sees only what it wishes to see in the hopes of validating a baseless, illogical belief system. I only hope these heretics see the error of their ways before our Most Powerful God smites them all in His vengeance." But those who have made the long journey to Dayton remain steadfast in their belief that natural selection—a process by which certain genes are favored over others less conducive to survival—is the one and only creator of life as we know it. This stain, they claim, is the proof they have been waiting for. "To those who would deny that genetic drift is responsible for a branching evolutionary tree of increasing biodiversity amid changing ecosystems, we say, 'Look upon the face of Darwin!'" said Jeanette Cosgrove, who, along with members of her microbiology class, has maintained a candlelight vigil at the site for the past 72 hours. "Over millions of successive generations, a specific subvariant of one species of slime mold adapted to this particular concrete wall, in order to one day form this stain, and thus make manifest this vision of Darwin's glorious countenance," Cosgrove said, overcome with emotion. "It's a miracle," she added.
  13. The worst was that one time I accidentally the fleshlight! Stay Classy.
  14. Because they can... http://www.glumbert.com/media/beerbottle
  15. Captian posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    LA is for smog and traffic jam loving homos. Stay Classy.
  16. Stop by your local Scientology center. They can fill you in on the basics, then you can go to school and teach your friends. Then they can teach their friends, and the knowledge will spread. Stay Classy.
  17. I'm about as far as you can get from being a hippy, lol. NRA member, Independent(with mostly Republican leanings), Marine, self proclaimed 'gun-nut', beer drinker, Fight Night and Football lover, fan of almost anything powered by gasoline, and one hard chargin' carnivorous mother fucker. I just grew out of the "fuck everyone I only think about myself" teenage mentality. Stay Classy.
  18. Captian posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Then I guess all those that lost loved ones in the attack on that day and the war that has followed it has a bad sense of humor, including myself. EDIT : I cannot believe I am actually having this discussion on myg0t forums, LOL. I will not be reading or posting in this thread again.
  19. Then I guess I don't belong here, but it's not the first time I've been told that - lol. First of all, the question is not worded very well. All profit is that the expense of someone else. But going by what they are implying - Yes, I have before profited at the expense of others,(back in the 'old days' when I was a lawless punk, lol) but even then I always thought about it afterwards. While obviously the "bother" wasn't enough for me to go give them their money back, thinking about it shows that I was bothered by it at least a little. I think anyone with a conscience would. I believe that the ability to sympathize is an important trait, and is essential to being a good leader. Stay Classy.
  20. Captian posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    :rolleyes: Stay Classy.
  21. Captian posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    When we, as a nation, stop caring and forget those that have made sacrifices before us, we are truly lost. I did not know anyone that died in the attack on that fateful day, but I have lost friends in the war because of it. I live everyday to ensure that it was not in vain, and will never be forgotten. If we forget the sacrifices made by our Warriors, and ALL Warriors in the fight against terror and oppression, then we forget why they made those sacrifices. We must always fight to give the oppressed a voice, we must always try to better the world we occupy, we must always learn from our actions past and present, and we must NEVER FORGET.
  22. Captian posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Please provide a link showing a boating accident that killed 30,000 people. Even if what you wrote was true (which it is not), accident is not the same as terror attack. And did I say that you shouldn't morn victims of other tragedies? What part of my post had anything to do with air time on TV, or me saying that 9/11 was more important that other things. Please quote those specific parts, because I do believe they don't exist. Not only do you write like a teenager, the things you wrote had absolutely nothing to do with my post. Basically you just babbled some bullshit about airtime on TV(not sure where you got that idea from), then told me to STFU. You just demonstrated a main reason why I pity you, instead of getting angry. It would be like yelling at toddlers.
  23. I'm going to tell him you said that and he is so going to egg your house, you just wait.