Everything posted by Captian
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HAPPY 9/11 EVERYONE!!!
This thread is disgusting. I realize that many of you are able to joke about it because you are fortunate enough not to have lost anyone in the attack, or in the gunfire since. You find it to be a good source of rage, and this forum is supposedly all about raging so that I can understand. But for any of you that can truly make such comments without feeling any remorse for the victims of the attack, and the fallen Warriors of the war since; I feel no anger towards you, just pity. To those that died in the attack against us on 9/11/01, RIP. To my Brothers that gave all in the fighting since, the first round is on me in Valhalla. Here is where I would normally tell you to stay classy, but this thread is showing no Class what so ever.
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Personality disorder test/how insane or sane are you?
I answered 'No' on everything, except that I do sometimes prefer to be alone. It gave me low on everything, and moderate on schitzo because of liking to be alone? Bitches need to respect my 'Me Time'. Stay Classy.
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Samuel L Jackson Titanic Screen Test
Holy shit! The boat is drownin' Stay Classy.
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First GreyHound, now the Subway.
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=6378918 Once again, not a single person on the train helped... What is happening to our society?:thinker:
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Poutine. By law Canadians have to eat at least 1/2lbs every day.
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EPIC BOOBS GIRL FOUND!!
QFT Mega super fail OLD.
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Sup
http://electron.mit.edu/~gsteele/poutine/new_photos/plate_poutine_1.jpg
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Fuck it or Burn it with fire(VP edition)
I'm glad I'm not the only one that LOLed at that.
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Fuck it or Burn it with fire(VP edition)
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Fuck it or Burn it with fire(VP edition)
Did you know that... Sarah Palin does not have 5 kids, she actually has 7. Their names are Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig, Chuck Norris, and Jack Bauer. The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin's eyes. The Russians sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not submit to autocracy. The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin's bright glare. Sarah Palin is allowed first dibs on Alaskan wolfpack kills. Sarah Palin is so pro-life that she personally hog-tied two reps from Planned Parenthood who came knocking at her door. It's not raining in DC. Those are God's tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin's hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps. Sarah Palin is the "other" whom Yoda spoke about. Sarah Palin's presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return. Sarah Palin fired Jack Bauer because he was too soft in dealing with terrorists. Sarah Palin's pageant career ended early so other women could have a chance. Sarah Palin's son Track is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair. Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone. (X-Men reference) Sarah Palin actually has Big Foot in her freezer. Sarah Palin gave a speech in Texas after her water broke before flying home to Alaska to give birth. (Actually true) Sarah Palin doesn't need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk. Sarah Palin once spilled coffee on Joe Biden & one of his $400 ties from Pink. Sarah Palin keeps her hair in a beehive to hide her ninja weaponry. Sarah Palin will personally open a homemade can of whoopa** on Ahmadinejad, Putin, and Chavez as soon as she's done making mooseburgers for her kids. A grizzly bear once tried to stare down Sarah Palin. Once. Sarah Palin will send Joe Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip. Sarah Palin became governor because five children left her with too much spare energy. Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity's war against the machines. (Terminator reference) Three of Sarah Palin's 5 kids came out sideways and she never flinched. Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does. Generally with her bare hands. Sarah Palin was the original "Deadliest Catch." Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for Kodiak pelts with a slingshot. Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even in 1959 that Sarah Palin never finishes last. Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man's body. Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him. Sarah Palin killed and ate the Grizzly Man. Sarah Palin killed and ate Frank Murkowski. Sarah Palin once won the Iditarod without any dogs. She simply willed the sled to victory. Sarah Palin wears half the makeup that John Edwards wears and still looks like twice the woman he does. Sarah Palin once guided Santa's sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile. Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it's in their interest to jump into the boat. Stay Classy.
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All Domain names are not created equal.
Sweet! http://www.UOOOAIAOOOAUAUA.com for one $1 USD I can finally start the United Organization Of Outstanding Assholes In America Overtly Offering Obnoxious American Unusual Arguments Under Assumptions
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so whatsup
Fuck stimulants. I can't smoke pot any more because it stays in your system so long.(the least drug-like drug, and it screws you the longest... :rolleyes: :tear:) But very occasionally when I want to get high, I will wait until I get a UA and then that night or next day take a couple norcos and put on a movie. It's all about relaxing, not making yourself active/crazy. I can do that sober at work or in the gym. Chilling out and getting a nice warm buzz us where it is at.
- zuzu cries about being scammed, IRONIC!
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so whatsup
Take a handful and call me in the morning: http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s123/216spiffy/norcosBITCH.jpg
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Obama Irony.
It went bye-bye. Stay Classy
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Obama Irony.
LMFAO! Classic EDIT: Nooo... my sexy avatar. :tear:
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HELLO myg0t
That was fast. http://scienceblogs.com/bushwells/upload/2007/06/eye-of-sauron.jpg EDIT:RIFK. Admin abuse!
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zuzu cries about being scammed, IRONIC!
Yes I believe that is the best bet here. Stay Classy.
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I'm so fucking sick of always being the pathetic girlfriend-less loser..
Send a Private Message to [myg0t]CJ . He will sort you out. Trust me. Stay Classy.
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so whatsup
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Obama Irony.
It's a picture based off doron braunstein's slogans made to be a throw back to Who Shot JR from that Dallas show. Stay Classy.
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HOW MANY FUCKERS HERE ARE A SOCIOPATH
As long as you are classy, you can get away with a lot. When the cops(or who ever) shows up and they see one classy dude, and one punk or wannabe-gangsta looking dude, all you have to do is point at the other guy and say "It was him". Then walk or drive away.(in a classy way, of course) The moral of the story: Stay Classy.
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Tom Brady out for season.
That's what I was thinking! LMAO First game ownage. Stay Classy.
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Obama Irony.
Someone posted a picture of a political ad about Obama on a web page(my space !) that has a poll about Obama?
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how to talk to the POLICE
I just meant that anyone can get a lawyer. The posted I quoted in that post made it seem like some people can't afford a lawyer and therefor have to talk to the cops themselves. I was just pointing out that if you don't make very much money, they will appoint a lawyer to you.(maybe not the best lawyer, but s/he will still know the laws enough to tell you what to say, and when to keep your mouth shut.) And if you do make a decent salary, then you won't have a problem getting your own lawyer. Stay Classy.