Captian

I've had a friend that was 100% pussy whipped. He lost his virginity to the girl. It was the first time he had sex, and started having sex on a regular basis. She fucking controlled him, and turned him fucking retarded. Me and my buddy tried everything to help him out - no dice. She had him wrapped around her little finger. She cheated on him, and when he called her on it, the phone call ended in him apologizing her HER. :ugh: Every time we heard him talking to her, 80% of his conversation was "sorry babe", "ya babe", "ok babe", sorry", "sorry babe", ya babe", sorry babe". It was so sad. He used to be a cool book-smart kid. She destroyed him and turned him into a pussy whipped bitch. He could not see past that pussy, because she was the first to give it up to him. As long as she let him get his cock wet, all he would do was apologize to her (often for shit SHE did), and let her do whatever she wanted. It was one of the saddest things I have ever seen. They are broken up now, after she cheated on him AGAIN.(and he was proved 100% undeniable proof). He even got back together with her again after this second time being cheating! I was so glad when they finally broke up.(although I am pretty sure SHE ended it. He pretended otherwise :rolleyes: ) I got him laid with another chick, and that helped him see that she isn't the only pussy in the world. I think it was because she was his first, and he thought that pussy was hard to get or something. He just didn't understand that chicks have a sexy drive too, and he didn't understand how easy it is to get laid if you just put a little work into understanding how chicks think. He is smarter now when it comes to chicks after I got him laid and showed him that chicks are looking to get laid as much as guys are, they just think differently about it. But I suspect that if another chick tried to control him and let him get his dick wet, he would fall for the same trap again... I will continue to try to save him, but eventually I will not be around to do so, and he will end up getting sucked in by another crazy bitch, and I will get back into town to find him married, apologizing to his wife for her cheating on him, and promising to do more ridiculous shit. :ugh: Maybe some guys are just destined to be pussy whipped... Stay Classy.

it's not really his, just a picture he found from the internet. From DOJ website: http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/photos/lsd/lsd.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Timbres_impr%C3%A9gn%C3%A9s_de_LSD.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:LSD_blotter_paper.jpg

Everyone lives in different places with different economies. Bragging about pricing over the internet is retarded. Where I live for something good you are going to pay around $280oz+ (you can find stuff for cheap here too, but it is shit) It is all about the local economy. Around here people can afford to spend a lot of money, so people charge a lot of money. There is a huge demand for pot, but there is already a huge supply of it so it pretty much equals out as far as that goes. This basically means the dealers charge as much as they can get people to pay. There is always someone willing to undercut the rest and sell for cheap to push some weight through in a short period of time. But for the most part everyone stays around the "agreed" prices. Same goes for OxyContin here. People are buying them from Mexico for $30-$40 per 80mg, and selling them here for $80. People bitch about the price, then pull out their wallet and buy a few. Addicted people with lots of money gives the dealers the ability to charge whatever they want to. The customer might go somewhere else to get them for a little while, but eventually that other hook will run dry, and they will come back to pay $80. Stay Classy.

Good. tom Brady is a beyatch. Stay Classy. http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ccfXzoHNhow/RzPQ3BLAAOI/AAAAAAAAAio/QVvvXpmpiI4/kendra14.jpg

FAKE! In Islam Friday is the day of public worship in mosques. Homie wouldn't be in school classes...

YOU ARE LIFE ISN'T WORTH 45 SECONDS! YOU ARE LIFE ISN'T WORTH 45 SECONDS! YOU ARE LIFE ISN'T WORTH 45 SECONDS! YOU ARE LIFE ISN'T WORTH 45 SECONDS! YOU ARE LIFE ISN'T WORTH 45 SECONDS! YOU ARE LIFE ISN'T WORTH 45 SECONDS!

I was mainly referring to the harder drugs mentioned(hallucinogens, ect.). Weed definitely slows you down bit, but I agree that you can be extremely successful while using it(some of the richest people I know are smokers). I noticed that a while after I stopped smoking I was getting better at quips, and other smart-assery. Weed doesn't really do much to you as far as bad effects go. As long as you aren't smoking like a quad every day you will barely notice any effects from it. I miss smoking almost every day.(every time I see a funny movie ad or something along those lines I think 'DAMN! I wish I could get baked and go see that!') As soon as I can smoke again, I am sure that I will. As far as preventing you from doing things you need to do to become successful, I disagree with you there on a specific topic. If your career requires drug tests (like me :tear: ) then it can screw you. Or if you happen to get pulled over for speeding and the cop smells pot and searches you and finds some then you ,technically, could be arrested. Having a record does not look good if your career requires a clearance. So technically examples such as these could hinder your success in life, but over all I completely agree with you. My original comment was geared more towards the hard drugs I often see members here discussing. (and it was also geared a little towards starting a troll argument, lol :wow: ) Stay Classy.

Cutie. ;) I also am very good friends with all of my Ex's. I only have one ex that I am not in contact with because the relationship ended badly. My current GF didn't like it at first, and it took me a while to show her that nothing was going on, but I still hang out with my last 2 GFs here in SD. They are some of my best friends, and hang out with me and my current girl often.(as well as hanging out with their new BFs). A relationship can ALWAYS have the possibility of turning a friendship into shit, but I have found that if you base your relationships firstly off of a close friendship and understanding, that the friendship will remain in place even after the relationship ends because of that understanding. The understanding is the most important part, because if you two truly know each other at a deep level, then it won't ever get weird because you both will know exactly what your partner and yourself were expecting in the relationship and what you were hoping to happen during and after it. ^^^ That is one crazy sentence, but I think it is just understandable enough for you guys to get my point. Once again hope it is at least understandable enough to comprehend it. Stay Classy. EDIT: Ahh... you took down the first picture. ;) I think she looked better in that one. (and no disrespect intended when I called her a cutie to you, mearly complementing her)

RIFK! To BustA : Is she hot? If so I think we should hang out. Stay Classy.

Be more selective/'picky' when meeting chicks. It will make it harder to "meet" them, but then you will have a higher chance of one of the ones you "meet" being a chick you really dig and love to hang around with. I am not talking about picky as in physical appearance. I mean don't go sleeping with a chick because she is really hot, but not compatible with you. When looking for a hot check for potential GF material, first look for a chick to become friends with. Find one that makes you say in your head "this chick is fucking cool", not "this chick is fucking hot". Then out of the cool ones you meet, find one that you are also physically attracted to. I just took some shots, so I don't know how much sense that makes as I am too lazy to read over it again, but if you can follow what I said, and find a way to implement that plan, you should end up with a hottie that you enjoy hanging out with just as much as you do your buddies. I never get tired of being around my girl, any more than I get tired of being around anyone. I love my private alone time, but I don't seek private time away from my girl any more than I do from my friends. Anywho I am ranting/mumbling/drunk typing now. Stay Classy.

CERN is throwing the switch on the LHC: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1053091/Meet-Evans-Atom-end-world-Wednesday.html Stay Classy.

Here ya go, a fucking PRO sig by Captian : http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/5505/captiansiglg7.jpg

Lawyers are provided free in America, to anyone that is arrested. You try being a smart ass to American cops, see how far it gets you. Stay Classy.

QFT. Sounds like something one of those depressed school shooter kids would say.

Imagine doing that, and then going to sleep together without taking a shower first. Stay Classy.

Jedi_Pimp posted the site that is from a little while ago. Disgusting... Stay Classy.

I'll match that and throw in a 4 strength, 4 stam leather belt. Stay Classy.

"Hackers have vaginas" LOL

^^^ I was thinking that too. That kid was GAY. Stay Classy.

I wonder what game Necrophilia is playing today...

raged. Stay Classy.

I had to post in this thread because it is called "Penis Pics Posted Here", and has 146 views! RIFK

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/550313/2/istockphoto_550313_high_five.jpg

He meant that he didn't see any rage in the pictures you posted. Stay Classy.

Another thing worth mentioning in this thread, is DO NOT think that they are dumb because they are cops. Don't even try to get into a conversation with them thinking you will outsmart them. Most cops are educated, and are good at what they do. It is always best to assume they are extremely good at what they do, and are smarter than you. So just keep your mouth shut at all times. Only stupid people think that they are going to help themselves/their case/whatever by outsmarting the cops in a conversation. Stay Classy.