Everything posted by Captian
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Favorite Games at the Casino
Texas Hold Em. Fuck giving money to the casino. I do play a little blackjack. If anyone here is going to be in SoCal and want plays at Barona you should shoot me a PM next time you want to go play some Hold Em. I have some good hookups there and some good VIP access, due to a friends mother. (meaning members I talk to, I have no interesting in hanging out with some random troll that wants hook ups.)
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[myg0t]JediPimp this one is on the house
Actually that would be an emphatic sentence. You should consider not correcting people with incorrect information.
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rifk give them a chair
Wrestling is gay as hell, but this was pretty fucking funny. Fucking buried under chairs.
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The Bowmaster in Helms Deep
Wow you post stupid shit. Legolas is the master of the bow.
- BATMAN
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got in a fight and need legal advice lol
Deny the fight from the night before 100%. Say any and all injuries sustained by either party were a result of his attack upon your person, and your defense against his attack.
- Hi everybody, I am here
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What's More Dangerous... Ecstasy or Alcohol?
I take drugs because they make me cool. The only thing cooler than doing drugs is discussing my drug use on the internet. Although I did take some pills to get my magnificent man meat to this size. I find it just sucks at the eyes, don't you? Go ahead and fantasize, I'll allow it just this once.
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WE HERE AT MYG)T
All aboard the Love Boat!
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KTLA reporter gets owned by iPhone customer
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE 2003! WHY WOULD YOU WASTE MY TIME ON THAT SHIT? I kept waiting for him to get fucking knocked out, and all that happens is some guy says that the reporter is "stupid". How could you think this is myg0t forums worthy ownage? TL;DR : All that happens is the reporter gets called "stupid" and is asked "is this journalism to you? " WASTE of time
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Fan Won't Work
Slow as fuck. Stupid as fuck. Boring as fuck. Everyone just save yourself the boredom and stare at my signature for the next couple of minutes, it will be more interesting. You know you want to. Go ahead, take a peak. I see you trying to keep your gaze from my shorts. Give in. Let my magnificent man meat fill your eyes until they tear.
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8 on 1 and the 1 kid wins
You should have rushed in there and lifted them all off of him with your amazing dead lift skills. Could of been a hero man. A fucking hero.
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Question to people who live in California
Nope. Nothing to do with computers here what-so-ever. Please stay out, too many people coming here already. CALIFORNIA IS FULL. SORRY, TRY NEVADA.
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us army
Thank you for choosing to serve in a time when you don't have to. Stay Safe
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Question to people who live in California
Feel free to leave at any time.
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myg0t cake
HAHAHAHAHA LIES, You replaced your own signature to reflect the growing trend of cum-spewing ass sigs. Have a nice day. :cool:
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Question to people who live in California
You are retarded. My fucking cable company tells me who is calling on my screen so my lazy ass doesn't have to get up to talk to people. How the hell could you possibly believe that...
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NEGRO SLAVE GETS PUNISHED, JUSTICE!
Fucking disgusting. Looks like he was already missing his left hand. Now he is 100% reliant on other people.
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myck4ke for myg0t
You could have at least rick rolled. Disappointing... PM [myg0t]CJ and ask him if you are in.
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myck4ke for myg0t
:wtcslap: Maurice?
- post your firefox process
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i have a fight at the city center in new york
People that are going to shoot don't warn first. And a .223? Unless he has that kel tec 'pistol' he is going to carry around a long gun? lol I would bet that he doesn't own the gun. Tell him this is America, and we call it a .223. I have never once seen anyone say, or even type, 5.56x45. If he tries to tell you he uses 5.56 NATO, laugh even harder. Also - I gotta agree with JediPimp on this one. If you are going to fight for a chick, at least find a super hot one. Kid is a tool. (and a nerd that reads about guns online/in video games. : "Ever...5.56x45... " rifk)
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i have a fight at the city center in new york
He doesn't like turtles...
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Fuck me...
I hope you know I have taken screen captures of all of this and Emailing it to the the Washington Police Department [bothell 98012] (thanks for the map). Also good job on not using a proxy when you registered here, your IP address is included in the Email. Home Invasion is a felony. Good luck with you plan. Don't worry about getting caught because of a tape, I have already provided them with enough. So you might as well tape it for the "LoL" as you put it. Have a nice day. :cool:
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Fuck me...
QUOTE OF THE THREAD. Knew if I hung on long enough something good would come out... The man of age, the man of Serbia, the man of many fights... Regre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!