Everything posted by Captian
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I have a complaint or two
Good evening, Sir. This is your Captian speaking. If you will please direct your gaze to my shorts you can see a wonderful view of my man meat. Unfortunately I do not know what you are talking about, and can only conclude that you changed your own signature to reflect the growing trend in cum-spewing ass sigs. That is all for now, have a pleasant trip.
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What is your record ejaculation distance?
You can see how c4daver usually expels semen from his body by looking at his signature. You can see where it came from by looking at mine.
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Fuck me...
LOL You're the one that came on myg0t forums asking for help in getting revenge for "friend" stealing your video games. So how is your plan of getting friends to HELP YOU JUMP SOMEONE THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE 1 on 1 workin' out? Don't forget your quick get away driver, just in case he gets back up and you and your buddy team up on him. Did they help yous gets yours videos games back? http://www.amyvangsgard.com/images/CryingGirl.jpg
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Post your favorite [adult swim] scenes
One of the best shows ever created , Garth Marenghi's Dark Place :(fuck you Ch. 4 for pulling the plug) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLmjV8JSf4g&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX4spqXNpzg&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJpfGh-Gq2k&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxW4CgzUUL8&feature=related
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Cool New Sig
The only outrage is that these shorts are so long and baggy. I will have to get them hemmed up a couple of inches.
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Fuck me...
Yes, using your friends to engage someone in an unfair fight by having someone else help you beat them up. Of course, not everyone can be a Super-Cool Cpt like myself.
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Cool New Sig
Thanks for all the replies of support guys. Every reply I get is like another vote for my sig being awesome. Due to the support so far I have upgrade my sig to include Captian Cock.
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Fuck me...
Yeah dude totally hardcore plan! Use friends to help you jump him, then drive away really quickly! Man you're so tough I sure wouldn't mess with you. Not even 1 on 1, and especially not when you use super tough cool guy friends to JUMP PEOPLE.
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Cool New Sig
Check out my new sig! Just got this new uniform in today, and its fuckin' SEXY! Don't like it? well you're just jealous!
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What is your record ejaculation distance?
Uhhh.... pics?
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Fuck me...
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e5/Skorp88/WordToYour/WTYJeepBrah.jpg Moved to Flames section. Now bores me. Good luck in your quest to find people to help you get your VIDEOS GAMES back for you.
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Your music choice.
I guess I will go with that, because Pina Coladas are nice. Just very high calories, means much PT next day. And get caught in the rain is also enjoyable as it rarely happens here. (sucks when im on the bike though.)
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Fuck me...
Yo BRAH SOMEBODYS STOLES ME VIDEOS GAMES AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT HELP MES! http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a54/TripcydeC70/Graffiti/Graffiti2/NopeFreight.jpg Your only way out of this is to snap and roll. http://youtube.com/watch?v=f0wrVAMX_bI&feature=related
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Fuck me...
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/1750/videogamesjy5.jpg SOMEBODYS STOLES MY VIDEOS GAMES! WHAT DO I DO?! http://www.amyvangsgard.com/images/CryingGirl.jpg
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Fuck me...
rifk RAGED If you didn't care what we had to say, why are you posting here asking what to do? Oh man this is too easy. SOMEBODYS STOLES MY VIDEO GAMES! http://www.amyvangsgard.com/images/CryingGirl.jpg
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Fuck me...
I'm not sure what a 'shit squat' is, but you came here crying and asking for help to get back at your "friend" who stole your video games. LMFAO Then you say we aren't capable of things. once again: SOMEBODYS STOLES MY VIDEOGAMES! http://www.amyvangsgard.com/images/CryingGirl.jpg Quit your bitchin' . This is not a help forum. We don't care if you got owned by a "friend". In fact none of this probably ever happened, so why should we even take it seriously? TL;DR - HTFU
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Your music choice.
Dude, you're hardcore.
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Your music choice.
You are trying to force people to choose just one? Worst poll ever.
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Man becomes dildo for Elephant
I bet no one lets him live that down.
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FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweet, you can try that when you finally get laid. Post results.
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im drunk
Best beer ever made. PERIOD
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best metalocalypse scene ever
Which is a much better idea than the OP.
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ah pictures here ...
Listen to this video, while keeping this window open and looking at the above picture... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZIvgQ9ik48