Captian

Hey Chrono you're so fine! You're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Chrono!

If you can say that about a video of a guy having a shit taken into his mouth and eating it, then you are seriously desensitized. Just think about this : Guy eats shit taken directly into mouth! "...not that bad" Guy eats shit taken directly into mouth! "...not that bad" Guy eats shit taken directly into mouth!!!! "...not that bad"

Starvin' Marvin ? My girl friend weighs more than you.

Pssshhh... Like you'd know...

Well I couldn't resist and went back for another viewing... WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING HELL?!?!?! Does he actually swallow?

Watch Out For This Scam. Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those folks who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your vehicle as you are packing your shopping into the truck. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also June 1st, twice on the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 10th, 18th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each

I'm scared... Will edit in a min after watching. EDIT : OK, I made it about 3 seconds ,once it actually started, with the sound off. Fucking disgusting.

You bake a cake every Saturday morning?

I don't even look anything CLOSE to asian, lmao.

Who's Captain?

Energy drinks are horrible for your health, they taste like shit and there only purpose is to give you a boost of energy. If you need to take anything to give you energy you need to PT more. (with the exception of having to pull a really long shift, or if you didn't get to go to sleep and have to stay up for multiple days, ect. )

Anyone want to take bets on how long this porch monkey lasts?

Chappelle did it best. Stop impersonating it people.

I see a large flaming eye watching you in the near future.

Everyone state one random FACT about yourself. I'll start : I am typing this while wearing only boxers. (which is not unusual for me.)

I do believe you spelled boy with an I in your location.

If you mean 'our' as in Americans then that is a ridiculous statement. Not everyone here came from the UK. Americans could be from any country.

How many cups are they using?

The being of Sauron, later known as JediPimp, was created by Eru Iluvatar before the creation of the world. He is one Iru's Offspring of Thought, and therefor cannot express his age to you in your human years.

I've been wrong? Once AGAIN, I said members, not g0ts. Even if "many" did buy one, you would not make much money selling to a target audience of such a low number of people. (once again, as I said earlier.) And why would you like to see yourself get beaten up? Or are you saying that no one can beat you up?

Members, not g0ts. Wouldn't make much money if your target market consisted of about 20 people.

Not bad, but I've seen better.

Most of the members here are young and don't have jobs to pay for it. And out of those that do, who would walk around with a myg0t T-Shirt? Would be funny to see a gamer that was raged online beat the shit out of someone in real life wearing a myg0t T-Shirt though...

LMAO @ you playing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on Harmonica http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrJ073ZVq-s&feature=user