Captian

This bitch makes no sense half the time, but I fucking lol'd when she said this : Human: suck cock much? ALICE: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. Human: evil? ALICE: Are we still talking about Your good looks ? Human: sucking my sock isn't evil. ALICE: Are you evil? Human: no ALICE: Are you serious? Human: yes ALICE: I can't believe it. Human: you better believe it, bitch. ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Who is going to make me.. Human: make you suck cock? ALICE: What are the ingredients? Human: 1 mouth added vigorusly to one cock. ALICE: One what? Human: mouth ALICE: Do you have a lot of fears? Human: Marines don't have fears. ALICE: I've lost the context, unknown person . Are we still on mouth ? Human: no, you're about to be on cock ALICE: What are we talking about now? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am about to be on cock.

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Did you see a sign over the link to this forum that said "Personal Rage Army" ? No ? That's because being someone's personal army for raging isn't our thing. Neither is storing dead niggers.

LOL. They gave you the coveted "Asshole of the Year" award. Congratulations.

Underage dude = NO. Just... no.

I had an Army buddy stationed at Fort Richardson a long time ago. Good luck @ jump school. Remember to try not to land on your 4th point of contact during PLFs. lol What week are you currently in?

Balls of Steel is a great show. Annoying Devil and Neg's Urban sports are the best.

HBD Nim, and many more. Is this one a special birthday (18/21), or just another day to get some gifts and party?

I once woke up with a chicks name and number written on my chest in permanent marker, and I thought that was a little crazy. I'm glad he went to the cops. This crazy bitch needs to learn a serious lesson. The guy went to her place for a one night fling, and now he is probably going to have to get some form of scar removal to get that crazy whore's name off of his arm. I also hope he puts it all over town that she did this to him. Hopefully all the blokes will remember her face and stay the hell away from her. I don't remember English laws regarding such circumstances very well, but I hope that he can force her to pay for the removal of the scars. Its not cheap. (at least in the US)

1.) dude 2.) Underage (i think) Means hell fucking NO!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MRE

I think we should change it to Red. Short for : " REEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH 'd "

lol. They are the all black roadstas, not those really colorful ones.

If it isn't edited together into a big list of phrases and posted on here for you then they can't exist! Holy shit, you know everything there is to know!

I wasn't quoting the song directly. I actually do have some Bapes, and I love saying that to my buddies whenever I wear them, and they talk shit or get mad.

raged.

MRE's make you fat, and give you some nasty shits. As for the taste : Tabasco. 'nuff said. I ALWAYS have a bottle of the chipotle flavor in my ruck. As for your "bagged lunches" : good luck with that. :ugh: And if you don't mind me asking, you with 82/101 ?

Haters getting mad 'cause I got me some Bapes.

Heroes Get Remembered, Legends Live Forever

only read the first sentence, but from that I gather that you are raged. so: Raged.

I taught that kid everything he knows. He moved from China to be my apprentice. (the Chinese mafia often sends their top people over to be trained by me in the arts of world traveling problem solving, fine beer sampling, and BBQ mastery.)

LOL I'm 13 actually. You couldn't even get my age right.

A kid in some sort of costume?

Too much free time.