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Beat me to it. As I was reading the replies I was thinking "has no one read Dante?" until I saw your post. Thank you.

Thank you Jedi Pimp, for making this possible to read.

Now try to sell them to Jews at outrageous prices.

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Fixed.

You live in SoCal?

Please tell me there are polls for the girls to slide down from the 2nd to the 1st floor. They land in place and start dancing. Or do some crazy moves while coming down it slowly. If so that is win. If not I just came up with an amazing idea for a strip club. I'll just have to come up with a good name for it, I think people might get the wrong idea if I called it The Firehouse. Or maybe I just need to hire dude strippers and go with that...

Wait a minute... That last one isn't a tree. You're a liar. You're a phony, a big fat phony!

RIFK @ 15 - Kon Give that kid a quad bacon burger please.

Hey Cadaver, you're so fine! You're so fine you blow my mind! Cadaver! <3 ?

The really scary part of this thread, is the fact that some have more votes than others. That means some people are putting some actual thought into the question. :ugh:

A monster truck / thrill event promoter. He gave an interview on his shows safety record, then walked in front of one of the trucks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af5OsM4GPXA Best I've found so far, still looking.

You're going to need a new rotator splint.

Well then I guess you won't be needing your account back after all. And just a little note for the future : You probably want to avoid using the word dumbass on a forum where you have multiple humiliating pictures of yourself getting owned and laughed at. Just a thought. If you would like you could PM me your phone number, and I would be happy to talk to your mother and get her to buy you a new account.

<3 His profile said he was reading the thread a while after I wrote that, but then he logged off. :( I wonder if he will come back.

You don't have a cracked steam account. You don't have an aimbot. You don't even have those sound files (some of which you couldn't even list by name). You don't have any account, because it is now being used by kthxor. You got owned. You took humiliating pictures of yourself crying with makeup running down your face, and messages about how you got completely owned written on your body, and then posted them all over the internet. You came into IRC and got owned again. Then you came into vent, and got so angry you started to cry and left. You then STILL believe that people actually think of you as anything but a pathetic retard that got jacked and still try to ask for your account back. Then you actually come back, and try to make a post about how cool you are raging in CSS to a community that has been laughing at you and how un-fucking-believably stupid you are for days. You are like that stupid little kid from school who hung out with a group that did nothing but fuck with him and make fun of how stupid he is, but the little kid still sticks around because he has no friends and doesn't know what to do. You got more owned and raged than I have seen in a VERY long time, and you humiliated yourself on the internet more than I have EVER seen. But other than that, how is your life going? Did you tell mommy yet that you lost her Christmas present? Or are you pretending like nothing happened while trying to carry on with your life while still trying to gain acceptance to a community that almost pities your incomprehensible level of both stupidity and gullibility because you have no real friends which leaves you feeling like you are dead inside and wanting to cry when they make fun of you. (on vent - lawl) Want to know how to solve all of this? Go into your parents room, get your dads gun and BE SOMEBODY.

It is, which makes it so funny. With such classics as "Who can wear a dead octopus on their head the longest." , "Who can piss off more people." "Who can stand the longest", "Who can keep a piece of shit in their underwear the longest." "who can smoke the most pot", and "Who can wear a blindfold the longest." Kenny comes up with Eric Cartman like schemes, and cheats his ass off every time, while Spencer always stays within the rules and takes the high road. Hilarity ensues. There are tons of them up on youtube. As long as you don't over think it, and just enjoy watching retarded people do strange, disgusting, and hilarious things, then you will love it.

This will cheer you up, buddy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwpR2-9EvsQ

I am sure it will at least be entertaining, but from the preview I think that it will be far from being a Good movie. I'll wait until it is on On Demand, or out on DVD/BluRay. Definitely not going to be taking the HH6 to go see it in theaters.

The kid was book smart, just not very wise. Thanks for the update on this. Most of it is the same as you said, but there is some juicy new stuff too. (at least new to me). I was still with UnknownCheats at the time, and our contact with you guys was minimal except for occasionally trying to smooth out problems caused by "hack stealing" that went on previously. I didn't realize just how many of you guys he tried to bring into it/bring down with him. I guess he was just clutching at anything at the end there, hoping to get as much heat off of himself as possible.

I like Kenny -vs- Spenny because Kenny reminds me of a real life Eric Cartman with some of his schemes he comes up with. Some of it is BS, but as long as you don't think about it to much, and just enjoy the hilarious retarded-ness of it, then it is always good for a laugh.

Idiots fall for anything : http://forums.myg0t.com/showthread.php?t=49263