Captian

Yeah, bruno is halarious. I loved it when he was in the South (of US) and was getting big guys to flex for pictures ect. Then he said "say hello to Austrian Gay TV!" While they were doing it. lmao. They go so pissed off. Ali G is still my favorite though.

Thats because most of the movie was scripted. Would have been impossible to make a feature length of Sacha Cohen going around pretending to be Borat. Too many people know about it now. I think thats why he came up with Borat, too many people cought on to his 'Ali G' character.

This stupid thread has gone on long enough. Time for cats. I kow what your thinking; Captian posting cats? Well. its the only good thread hijackers that work on myg0t. http://www.innocentenglish.com/cute-animals/cute-kitty-12.jpg http://gadgets.elliottback.com/wp-content/_cute%20kitten.jpg http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2020/kitten21tl.jpg http://www.seeshare.com/photos/carlc/1886-img_7640.jpg http://www.breaktaker.com/albums/pictures/animals/CuteKitten.jpg

LMAO, this troll is so full of himself I got him to write notes on his car and his Dyno Sheet just to proove its his. LMAO what a tool. I love how he has such a need to proove how e-cool he is with his fast car on a forum full of people that don't give a shit about cars. lmao. I just woke up and saw this thread had been replyed to. Made my day already. "myg0t owns this now stfu" lol. Classic. Does myg0t have a collection of "myg0t owns me" pictures, like the cake baker one? If not, you guys should start one.

Just tell her your a g0t.

Im the retard? There is a differnce between burning your skin form the cold, and FREEZING IT TO THE POINT OF ALMOST HAVING TO AMPUTATE. Read his post. He said he FROZE his hand, and almost lost it. Meaning it was frozen all the way through and a doctor almost had to amputate it. It is physically impossible to freeze an entire human hand to the point of amputation with 20 or less oz of co2. I will repeat that once again to help it sink in : It is physically impossible to freeze an entire human hand to the point of amputation with 20 or less oz of co2.

Disgusting and sad. The only thing worse than obesity, are obese people that are almost proud of their fatness.

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LMAO. go take some physics classes kiddo. I'll pay you any amount of money you wish over pay pal, if you can show me co2 freezing something preferable human skin. LMFAO! As for freezing balls, if you need to try to hurt people to feel cool or tough, then you have alot of growing up to do. RIFK. Freezing with co2? bwhahahahaha Man you justy made my day... I will say this once again and hope you can understand it. PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! ITS CO2! The most you would have is what a 12oz tank? maybe a 14 or 16 if you want a huge one? lmfao. The most you could do is get soem frost on the outside of w/e your trying to freeze. 16-20 oz of co2 is not going to be enough to free your entire hand. Also - I like how your story went from "almost losing" your own hand, to something you heard in a "safety talk". RIFK Almsot loosing your hand is going to ER, and havin a doctor say, "you almost lost your hand", not 'something i heard soem random guy say might be able to happen'. lmao. As for it hurting? your a pussy. Read this thread, your the ONLY person that says a paintball can hurt. lmao. And as for me never been paint balling? Well no way i can prove it, so no point in me really getting into an argument over that. But I play twice a week, and have since 1994.

Wow you found a pic of some ones dyno test. Doesn't have "myg0t.com owns my dyno" written on it = FAKE.

^^^ Biggest load of crap I've ever read. 1.) putting the balls int oa freezer is not something that people learn to do after going a while. Thats something ***gots do to break car windows. 2.) no it doesn't hurt, if you think it does, your a pussy. 3.) the "gas canister" is co2. you CANNOT freeze anything with it, so im pretty sure you just made that crap up. You can press in the valve and hold a whole 12oz co2 tank directly onto your hand as it emptys, and it will feel cold at the MOST. It cannot do any damage, so no, thats not a 'risk you take'. Plus most people that go alot use compressed air, not co2, which would not even feel cold, just midly cool as it went onto your hand. So either way your full of crap. From reading your post I'd say you've probably never played, or you played once and you thought it hurt so you never went again. I have no idea why you would make crap up about "freezing" your hand, thats just stupid and physically impossible. As for othewr guys question - Woods is playing outside in a large wooded area. Speedball is playing in a very small area with multiple small obstacles like stacked up barrels ect. Sup-Air (Super Air Ball) - Is speed ball, but with inflatable obstacles so the balls can bounce off of them. (this is what you mostly see on TV when the pro teams play)

http://www.lemony.co.uk/B3ta/Images/sp-ti-spork.jpg Eh?

^^^ Yeah, wiping paint is a good way to get kicked out. Also makes you look like a bitch in the eyes of all paint ballers. Play fair, and I garentee (baring an injury like sprained/broken ankle ect.) you will have ALOT of fun. It's like a 3d video game. You get to fight in a battle, and if you 'die', you just wait until next round and get right back into it.

Never showed him entering the building. For all we know, that was a separate office building he worked in, with a colleague making the video for fun. If that really was google, pretty funny. Also not very smart to post that under your usual account, although why would law enforcement waste time to track down and catch a guy who threw pencils on the ground. Either way, 1up for him, he made me laugh.

Is it fun ? - HELL YES! Does it hurt? - NO People exajurate the pain. It will sting a little bit for a few seconds, but that's it. Very few hits actually hurt. If you get hit in the knuckles at close range it can hurt. Or if you get shot at close range and the balls bounce off then it can hurt because the impact isn't absorbed by the ball breaking. Groin shots can also hurt ofcourse. But even with the 'painful' hits, the 'pain' lasts only a few seconds. So don't be afraid to get shot, it will happen, you will have fun, and you WILL want to go again. (it is very addicting, and gets very expencive because of this.) Then you get to my age, and realize how many thousands of dollars you have spent in the years you've been playing. Then you go right back into the action. No computer game will ever get close to that feeling of hearing a ball wizz right by your ear. PBing owns.

That's English speak for 'ass'. BTW : I OWN ALL http://www.co.rice.mn.us/historypics/Horse-Buggy.jpg

The very first paragraph confused me.:ugh: EDIT: Rifk, i just made a simple straight line because I didn't know what it was going to do. Then the poor guy just fell of for enternity!

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As stated if you're not getting was you are paying for (check your contract), then they have to fix it until your speed is at that level.

:repost: And wrong section.

myg0t needs to add a link to that cooking video on the instructions to join page.

I keep writting my Cell # up with a bunch of swatsikas and racist shit. No one has the balls to call me... :tear:

Show dyno slip with proof your over 500 HP, or you FAIL. You talk alot, yet show no proof... Without dyno slip showing over 500, your car is a POS and you FAIL. (your not only one that can make stupid demands) HERE's HOW I RIDE: http://lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg

Says it's for a music video? Looks more like someone's backyard.