Captian

You are a sneaky, naughty boy.

Reported.

Do not pass GO, do not collect $200, go straight to hell, with the others freaks that blame their mental confusion/fucked up childhoods/whatever else on being a faggot 'trapped in the wrong body'. Stay Classy.

You mean besides it turning into a video, picture, and polls website dedicated to randomness, with the occasional discussion dominated by uneducated spouting of things they heard a news anchor say about a presidential candidate? Stay Classy.

I used to smoke, but quite a while ago. Horrible habit. Stay Classy.

Second hand smoke kills.

I consider my goal in life is to have as much fun as possible, and to give help to someone in need whenever the chance arises. Stay Classy.

Cute pups but those girls look like they are about 17. Stay Classy.

Just keep PMing him on here asking for it. Sometimes he forgets to answer, so just keep sending him PMs every hour or so and he will get back to you eventually. Stay Classy.

Yeah, yeah, listen to the story I'm about to tell Another tale about that yayo Little girl once innocent and sweet 14 introduced to the street Started from weed, big smoke outs before you could exhale, blunt in your mouth Sham, Nay, blew you blew now you need something else to do A new high to try, a new place to go introduced to the yay to the yo House full of girls, old and young playin it the table takin one on ones Use dollar bills just to snort the lines you see the big girls do it so of course it's fine Cocaine enforced on your mind Now blow, then they blow in ya time Let's go Ayo for yayo Walk around with yayo, all in my nasal I must have been craze yo Chompin and compin kicks some blind people with they fits Where you fit? Fillmore Street is where you sit Don't go in the house till you move a zip Worked a day and night shift To stay awake, a nigga might sniff not too much cuz you might slip Instead of 28, you cookin 26 Keep a gat in the pack in the side take a couple of tubes, then its back to the block Back to the service out the sack experimentin with that salt, what about that crack, huh? One try, another try without a doubt papered out, always at the Potter house Day time, night time, nigga part it out couldn't been Ayo for yayo Walk around with yayo, all in my nasal I must have been craze yo Like you and I, super high, like superfly one more line, one more rhyme like groovy and fine I can keep you down, and get you high You like to blow? (???), you want some more, for you and horse? I kick off wars, and get behind walls and corporate doors, executive nose sore Rich man, high, eight balls and quarters they call me, placin they orders Bring me across the border, buyin the case before I'm sold, they take the case Snortin, have it, not with affordin some use me, strictly out of boredom I hooked people before man, I warned them I took many people out before them Doin my job, connected wit the mob got President Bush, Whitney, and Bob Many others all walks of life have one on ones with me every night Ayo for yayo Walk around with yayo, all in my nasal I must have been craze yo That's some good coke

Those guys are hilarious. The Whopper Freakout is my favorite:

Fast food isn't addictive, and doesn't keep you awake for days at a time until hallucinations happen. To stop eating fast food, all you have to do is think "nah, I'm going to go home and make a salad and a sandwich." To stop a drug as addictive as methamphetamine, it is much harder. Fast food does not have withdrawal symptoms. I have never seen a person think they are dieing and wish that it would hurry up and happen because they didn't get their daily big mac. Stay Classy. EDIT: To the thread starter: Fucking drug addict. Do you really think that doing drugs makes you cool so that you want to advertise the fact to complete strangers?

Sounds good to me. Stay Classy.

Ok, I have a little time on my hands now so I'll answer some of your questions, John, since your last posts have been of a more serious mentality and not just spouting troll crap. Why did I join the Military? Well, as far as I can remember it had always been something I pictured myself doing eventually. I honestly think First Person Shooters as a kid might have even been an influence. A huge part of it was seeing how much my mother and father got out of their service. The Army paid for my fathers college degree, the Navy paid for my parents house, multiple cars, motorcycles, ect. It provided me with an amazing childhood living in many different places and experiencing different cultures by living in other countries. It was probably this travel and experience of different cultures that gave me such a huge appreciation for the opportunities and freedoms Americans are afforded, thanks to our military for ensuring us such a lifestyle of plenty. I come from a military family, but was never pressured into serving other than my parents suggesting it as an option when I was having trouble figuring out what I wanted to do with my life. My mother served for 22 years as a Naval Officer and is a Gulf War Veteran, my father served as an enlisted soldier and is a Vietnam vet., and my grandfather served in the Army and is a WWII vet. My parents wanted me to go the officer route. I wanted to continue my education and earn a degree, but did not want to wait to join until after that. I compromised by joining the reserves. It allowed me to fulfill my goals of education, while serving(which paid for much of my education), and I got to stay here in San Diego. My mother wanted me to join the Air Force or the Navy to get some good technical skills (and although she never said it, I knew she wanted to keep me far from the front lines). But I choose the Marines; for a few reasons: -Mainly because of their reputation. For many Americans merely hearing the word Marine makes them think of a hard-chargin', meat-eatin', heart-breakin', life-takin' mother fucker. And that reputation isn't something someone just made up one day. It has been earned with our blood, sweat, and sacrifices since 1775. -Also, we have the coolest uniforms(even many people from other branches don't argue that point). And we are the most handsome. -As I was single at the time, another reason was chicks. I did alright with girls through high school; and although I have met a few chicks that specifically refused to date Marines, on the whole simply being a Marine can get you laid a lot. (worked for me, as I am now very happily engaged) -Another point on the reputation the Marine Corp holds, is that I wanted to help defend this country by fighting, not as a support role.(if such a time came where I would be pulled into an Active role) And if I was to be fighting, I wanted to fight along side the best. (not saying anything bad about any other branch, as I believe inter-service shit talking is stupid. I'm just mentioning my thinking at the time) I have been very lucky in not having to go to the sand box yet, because as my contract is about to end, and I am going active duty, I managed to stay here in San Diego by being accepted into a temporary B-Billet as a recruiters assistant.(until my papers and everything officially goes through for my transfer to Active Duty and reassignment to my new MOS on Dec. 1) My former unit was told they were to be deployed and started their work-up for it about 3 weeks later. (They are currently OCONUS, in a very sandy place) I got my degrees, met a lot of life long buddies, got some amazing and hilarious stories, met my soon to be wife, and learned a lot of new skills. I liked it enough to go Active Duty on a 5 year contract I just signed. Who knows, after that maybe I will stay in and finish out another 11 years so that I can retire.(@ 38) As for me and my duty/actions being worthless : My actions, and the actions of all service men and women currently serving and those who have served in the past are the reason you can do what you are currently doing. We have earned for you the right to bitch and complain and talk down to. In other countries you might post similar things and be woken up in the middle of the night by men in black and hauled off to a prison never be seen again, like the Taliban did to many who openly talking negatively about their rule. Our actions and ideals founded this country, and provide the rights that you so happily enjoy. You have the right to voice your opinion of the POTUS, and of our military, and anything else you may want to complain about. You have these rights because men and women have died to ensure that you get to do these things. And while on the topic of actions: What actions are you taking? Besides sitting on a computer and typing out whiny complaints while offering no realistic suggestions to better any of the things you complain about. Ending our military and removing all foreign bases ect.: What do you think would happen to you, and your rights if this were to happen? We would be destroyed. If you were to survive do you think the dictator and his new government would allow you to post such negative comments about them? As for every single country abolishing their military and living in peace, is a complete impossibility, and always will be. Even if everyone did it, one leader would eventually decide that America is a lot nicer than his country, and would break the peace treaty to rectify this problem of his. Once again, what do you think would happen to you if that happened. Let the world solve its own problems : Oppressed people are oppressed because they CANNOT solve their problem. That is why they are called oppressed. They do not have the ability to fight back and help themselves. It is therefor necessary for another nation or group of nations to step in. (That is a general statement, not referring to any specific/current conflict, so don't bother trying the "we went for oil, not to help the people of Iraq get rid of Saddam" crap) We must learn to love each other and not kill! With time the other countries will advance to the same notion. : Already covered this. As stated before, no, they will not. There will always be one(realistically hundreds, but I'll say one for the sake of this argument) that will decide we have nicer things and better resources and locations than he does, and he will then realize that we have no way of defending ourselves, and he can easily have all of our nice things for himself. The idea that we can all live in peace is a wonderful one, and one that would probably be supported by our fighting men and women more than you or any one else. But it is a pipe dream for reasons I just mentioned. If there is anything I didn't cover or you have any more questions post up and I will answer/discuss anything you wish, no holds barred.(as long as it doesn't violate OPSEC/PERSEC) Stay Classy.

I went to high school with Kendra. (Chieftains!) And I would do all of them, except for Hef. Stay Classy.

I fully realized that fact the day I proposed. :whip: But seeing as this is a "...would you..." thread, I still get to pick all. (as long as the (soon to be)HH6 doesn't find out. :naughtyd:) Stay Classy.

ALL When are you people going to start adding an ALL option to the polls... Stay Classy.

I have never served in the IZ or A-Stan. Chances are I will get to spend some time in A-stan, but it may not be for a while (around a year) due to schools for my new MOS I will be lat-moving into in Dec. War is not a video game, where you go around bragging about the number of human lives you have ended. Another reason is that most of the time you will not know who killed the target. You will be with your squad, squad takes fire from a position. Squad returns fire on said position until the threat is satisfactorily neutralized, or until air/artillery support can be called in. Who can say who's bullet was the one that killed the haji? It is not one vs one battles like in a video game. Once you are under fire, you and every other swinging dick with a rifle is unloading upon the position the fire came from. You may be the one to get the kill, maybe it was the machine gunner next to you, maybe it was any of the other hundreds of rounds flying in that direction, who knows. Respect your friends privacy and memories. Do not go bugging him for such information. No Marine or soldier I have ever met will want to discuss having taken a life, nor would I. As I said before, war isn't a video game. The ones you hear in the bar talking about their "confirmed kills" while trying to pick up a chick are the fobbits who spent their time there jacking off and making coffee. Stay Classy.

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This thread needs some photoshops. I have to hit the rack now because I'm running on about 7 hours sleep in the last 48 hrs. But tomorrow I'll join in when I get back from work. Or I'll spend some time and make a nice one while at work if I can find my PS CS2 CD. Stay Classy.

There will be a quiz on Friday. Stay Classy.

You should read that other article about him. He shows better pics of it in more detail. You can tell they all have small differences. Even in that picture you can see in some of them that they are different characters. I don't know if he really has 36, but you can tell it is not the same one shopped over and over. This guy is a complete NERD. I hope he fails in taking over whateverthefuck he is trying to take over. It would make his entire operation a complete waste of time and money. Stay Classy.