Captian

Obviously not, because you were awake to type that reply. So I doubt your "honesty".

That guy reacted quick. I would have done the same thing. That dude elbowed her right in the face for no reason at all. I think he let them off light. They were obviously intoxicated, and I would have used that to my advantage. Hit a girl in front of me and I'd be face stomping.

He didn't realise a panda BEAR would bite? He snuck up on a sleeping panda and touched it. What was he really expecting? Like it's going to roll over and let you rub its belly? lol They should have sprayed HIM with the water, not the panda.

Quoted for Truth. At first I wasn't going to bother reading this long ass post. But I read the first one and couldn't stop. Funny as hell. ^^^ that almost made me spit water all over my monitor while i was drinking and reading it.

And i call bullshit on you sir. lol Only registered members can download from the i-hacked.com download section.

What the fuck Geesus! You said you'd watch it for me while i was gone!

Ofcourse you can VIEW the download section FFS. He's talkign about being able to DOWNLOAD from it. lmao Any one can VIEW it... but you can't DL from it unless your regged.

Umm.. why did it double post after some one else some how... CAn't delete my own post...

Amazing. Really makes you realise how tiny an insignificant we are. Best YTMND ever.

You are the man! QTF

I'm sure you'll have no problem at all turning any forum into a flame forum. Or atleast a flame thread...

London.

Ricardo Alfonso Cerna (died December 19, 2003) was a man who committed suicide with a gun while being videotaped in an interrogation room in Muscoy, San Bernardino County police station. He was 47. Cerna was stopped for a traffic violation on December 19, 2003 where he, after fleeing the scene, shot the chasing officer Michael Parham twice, non-fatally. He was arrested two hours later and taken into custody where he shot himself in the left temple with a handgun. Deputies had forgotten to search him for weapons. The Latino community was outraged, suspecting Cerna's death to have been murder rather than suicide, with the policemen as the perpetrators. The Police Department had agreed to show the security camera footage to the media, but so as to avoid public sensationalism, only a handful of reporters had been permitted to see it. The said footage was never intended to be made public, but evidently it had been illicitly leaked. The video has spread over the Web and is notorious for depicting a death that was out of people's standard views on gun deaths, since it was not as gory as in typical Hollywood movies: Cerna shoots himself in the side of the head at point blank range with a .45, resulting in no blood spatter and only a strand of brain matter bursting out of the wound and then hanging off the side of his head.

"In their report due to appear in next month's journal European Urology..."

I think you got one right before i did Tom. Some one named Tom said "Myg0t has not authorized this server" "This server is on myg0t's internets." CRASH

Suck on his toasted hairly balls. Put 'em in your mouth. Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!

Old? Didn't this happen like 4 or 5 days ago? Also it says up to 4 years in that article. Where did you get life sentence from?

Best post I've read in a LONG time. Laughed my ass off. Good enough to reply to, and i NEVER post on here.