Everything posted by Porkus
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Satellite Internet
you're on holiday so just go to a party with girls and get drunk or something, go swin in the sea, eat good food, did i mention girls?
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What do you do when you've been VAC banned?
You my good sir have acuired a rather persistent feeling of so called : rage. Therefore sir, it may be customary for me to say the follwing : raged. Please have a lovely day omigosh?
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so i think im evil or something
L O L
- Poor People
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Msn questons
Spelt backwards : em skcolb ohw nok i lla ta em kcolb tnac yeht os naem i on I hope that helps!
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Guess why the US won the Cold War
Seriously, i was born in russia, I still (unfortunately) have to go to Russia sometimes, and even stay there for a few weeks. Russia is shit, it honestly is, the tv is shit, the technology is shit, the cars look like they have been made of spare parts, and the people are shit, there is plenty of parents who hit their kids, everyone smokes alot, all guys are ugly (cleva boi says : Porkus likes men) and it seriously is shit. Nuff said.
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g0t rage?
You're just not devoted enough raged
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g0t rage?
No, you're a stupid thread
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hahah some guy fukked me out
I lol'd like fuck :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
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Server crash exploit please.
Please read that ok? I Usually don't help people like you but this time im making a speciall offer.
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Cs 1.6
Zighail you have actually posted some of the biggest piece of crap on these forums in the last few days, however i like the way you stay at it, and try. So forgive me for that. Cleva boi says : *says a guy who joined the forums a couple of days ago and also posts some crap and only one really good troll which isnt even good coz trolling sux*
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2 Gays on here!! (^Bio^ and the thetan)
and thus you are still posting? and it's ''hot'' ?
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Poor People
Is it me or are alot of the people on these forums with a begging Z letter in their name retards? e.g Zig,Zighail,Zet ??? (yes ok funni boi, im a retard tu)
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Msn questons
I just woke up. What did I miss?
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Your Mom Getting Banged
:gaysex2: 1st reply! :gaysex2:
- 2 Dicked porn!
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BE CAUTIOUS
- Lol on this one though :gaysex2:
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so i think im evil or something
Raged
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Porkus - the dancing queen
Yep, thats me. And if you don't like the way i look and what i do in my spare time, thats your buisness.
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What do you do when you've been VAC banned?
When i get VAC banned I get my aristocratic father's lawyers and sue gabenewell, i usually win because when i go into the court i tip all the people who open the door for me $100 bills, and the judge and juries at least $5000. My court wish? Why I want one steam account back with Counter strike source pre-bought on it offcourse! Then when i get what i want i pay gabenewell $6000 for losing as a ''I'm sorry you lost but here have some cash since im rich.'' After that i hire many journalists so they can depict my victory over VALVE in all the other countries' television channels. I believe being snobby is a good thing, because it shows people that I am rich.
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Smoke Exploit
Go into console and type in : smokebegone and it will activate the cheat. there is also : getsohigh - fly mode allyourfacearebelongtous - every time you kill someone its a headshot notsostrong - makes the other player spawn with one health www - see the whole map and edit the player's guns etc.. networth - makes you gain 3 times as much money per kill chuckmakeslovetonoobs - god mode rising star - alows you to spray unlimited amounts of images imaretardandshouldgtfotheseforums - makes you realise you should look up HL2HOOK i hope that helps
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My school has new 1337 h4x0r skills
So wait, do i need to add the ones and 0's? how Exactly do i add it to a notepad, like only the bits i need to add. I'm guessing i can either add the 10101's or the commands withought the description.