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Jena : Hi bob. How may I assist you?
bob saget: Yeah i want to speak to your manager
bob saget: the last guy i was talking to would not respond to me
Jena : What would you like a response to? Maybe I can help you.
bob saget: can i talk to your manager?
Jena : There is not one on duty at the present time. IS there anything I may be able to help you with?
bob saget: well the other guy didnt answer my questions so i suppose i could ask you?
Jena : What can I help you with Bob?
bob saget: how many people do you think you could fit into your largest truck
Jena : Our largest truck would accommodate 3 people.
bob saget: like in the front?
bob saget: i know i can fit more than that in the back
bob saget: whats your largest truck
Jena : We don't allow you to have people in the cargo area of the truck
bob saget: well you dont have to know about it
bob saget: whats the largest truck you rent
Jena : Would you now like to speak to a manager? They just got back in the office.
bob saget: yes i would like to
Jena : Our largest truck is our 26' truck?
bob saget: alright
bob saget: can i speak with your managrr
Jena : Is there a phone number they can reach you at? I will give them a message to call you so you can report the last representative you spoke with.
bob saget: yes
bob saget: 18153893315
Jena : Do you know what the name of the representative is that you spoke with?
bob saget: josh
Jena : When did you last speak with Josh please?
bob saget: this morning before i went to work
Jena : Do you have an estimate on the time. I can pull the recorded chat and send that to the manager along with your phone number.
bob saget: umm around 7:45-8:00
bob saget: I am bob saget
Jena : Ok Bob. Is there anything more I can help you with at this time?
bob saget: the famous actor
bob saget: maybe you might have heard of me
bob saget: full house
Jena : I never heard of you Bob, I apologize
bob saget: oh
bob saget: well
bob saget: lets say i live in northern illinois
bob saget: is it possible i could drive a truck to mexico and take it back a few days later?
Jena : We don't permit our truck to cross the border.
bob saget: well how would all that work do you think
bob saget: could i get a truck on the border and transfer my things over?
Jena : I don't understand what you mean.
bob saget: well i own a lawn care company
bob saget: and a few of my workers are here illegally
bob saget: i want to take them back to their homeland
Jena : We cant rent you a truck for that reason. I apologize.
bob saget: well lets say i have some furniture i need to return to their homes in mexico
bob saget: is there some sort of penske in mexico that will rent me a truck?
Jena : I apologize, No we don't have location in Mexico.
Jena : When would you like a manager to call you?
bob saget: whenever
Jena : Would now be ok?
Jena : what is the phone number again you can be reached on?
bob saget: my wifes on the phone call in like 15 minutes
bob saget: its
bob saget: 1 815 389 3315
Jena : Ok. Certainly..
bob saget: how much does a 26 footer cost
Jena : If you would like to receive a one way quote, I can send you to the page where you would just have to enter your trip information to get the current prices. Would you like me to send you there?
bob saget: is there a place near the border i could drop the truck off?
bob saget: and how would i get home?
Jena : You would need to provide your own transportation after you return the truck.
Jena : Bob, I do apologize, we don't permit our trucks to cross the border. There are no locations in Mexico that you could drop the truck.
bob saget: well can you like rent me a cheaper truck afterwards to drive back to my area?
bob saget: i just want to drop it near the border then idk how im gonna get all of them across but ill manage
bob saget: the less illegal workers we have the more money for us ya know
bob saget: do you think i could get a discount for a good deed?
Jena : You do know that this chat is recorded don't you?
Jena : We cant rent you a truck for illegal purposes.
bob saget: you told me that already
bob saget: nor have i rented a truck yet
bob saget: im just speaking hypothetically
Jena : I am not able to help you any longer. I apologize. Have a good day Bob. Thank you for contacting Penske.
bob saget: wait
bob saget: check out http://www.myg0t.com sometime ok?
bob saget: kbai
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got bored 5 minutes later and connected till i got her again
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Jena : Hi Heywood. How may I assist you?
Heywood jablowme: Yeah i want to speak to your manager
Heywood jablowme: the last guy i was talking to would not respond to me
Jena : Penske considers your inappropriate chats a form of harassment and if it continues we will report this to the appropriate authorities including all IP address and chat transcripts
Heywood jablowme: ? be more specific?
Heywood jablowme: what did i do
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