Indicator

Yes, you're thinking of this urban legend: http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_black_jack_pershing.htm In the future, keep in mind that right wing chain emails aren't the most reliable sources of information. Really.

I can tell you're going to be one of those funny cunts who are pretending at thirty years of age that their alcoholism is still romantic and awesome and exciting instead of just pathetic.

Okay (ghost hax0r)ddg. I apologize (ghost hax0r)ddg.

You just can't invent quotes any better than those Reagan ones.

Fucking horrible.

Another strange part of this story is that she had no reason to falsely accuse you of raping her when she could have truthfully accused you of assault and battery. Either she's dumb, you're lying, you're both dumb, fuck you both, stop talking, stop your actions, leave the internet, I'm going to sleep.

Yes, if this story is true, this girl is double fucked. Filing false police reports leading to a felony investigation is no joke. The DA will decide whether or not to criminally fuck her, but she's certainly opened herself up to a big ass civil lawsuit.

What the FUCK are you talking about? A BILL?! This is the dumbest lie I've ever heard. When police are investigating a rape, they don't fucking bill the suspect. Did I completely misunderstand you? It's not like they hand a "rape ticket" for fifty dollars to the suspected rapist, who mails a check to the DMV. What the fuck are you talking about?

OH SHIT DUDE YOU TORE HIM UP. BURNT UP MOTHERFUCKER!

Let me guess, you're from Jersey. Or maybe Conneticut.

I'm sorry that all the other skateboarders in West Hartford, Conneticut were mean to you. But don't let it stop you from doing what you love!

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Sweet fucking Jesus! A racist fundamentalist? I didn't think those existed. It does make me wonder what color you think Adam and Eve were. You know humans originated in Africa right? To all you people who think basketball is a dumb sport: Get some friends together if you have any and play a violent ass body checking game of basketball. I recommend a mix of males and females who don't mind getting knocked to the ground. Then tell me basketball is a bad game.

Let him know that he's required by law to piss into the cup. He may have been told by amateur internet lawyers that he's an autonomous individual with patient confidentiality rights. I've been a lawyer for HMOs for fifteen years, and you can assure that little shit that he not only has to piss into the cup, but it will be perfectly legal for you to break his nose with a fire extinguisher when he tests positive for the marijuana. This is called tough love. "Tough love is enough love," I always say.