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Yes, you're thinking of this urban legend: http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_black_jack_pershing.htm In the future, keep in mind that right wing chain emails aren't the most reliable sources of information. Really.

I can tell you're going to be one of those funny cunts who are pretending at thirty years of age that their alcoholism is still romantic and awesome and exciting instead of just pathetic.

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You just can't invent quotes any better than those Reagan ones.

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Another strange part of this story is that she had no reason to falsely accuse you of raping her when she could have truthfully accused you of assault and battery. Either she's dumb, you're lying, you're both dumb, fuck you both, stop talking, stop your actions, leave the internet, I'm going to sleep.

Yes, if this story is true, this girl is double fucked. Filing false police reports leading to a felony investigation is no joke. The DA will decide whether or not to criminally fuck her, but she's certainly opened herself up to a big ass civil lawsuit.

What the FUCK are you talking about? A BILL?! This is the dumbest lie I've ever heard. When police are investigating a rape, they don't fucking bill the suspect. Did I completely misunderstand you? It's not like they hand a "rape ticket" for fifty dollars to the suspected rapist, who mails a check to the DMV. What the fuck are you talking about?

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Wow. You didn't even wait one sentence to prove you're a fucking idiot. Next time talk about your acne scars or some shit for a couple sentences and ease into the idiocy. The deficit nearly tripled under Reagan, which hardly helped to "remove inflation completely." These aren't difficult concepts, and the facts aren't hard to google, you dumb shit. Great thinking. Cutting money for education is a proven method for improving education. It's absolutely amazing what Reagan got away with. His federal crimes (Iran-Contra etc.) were some serious fucking treason-level shit. But sad, gullible people like you just love a father figure, and don't care about how many of his appointees spent time in jail for bribery and other corruption charges. In conclusion, you're a fundamentalist Christian, you're not very smart, you need a father figure. I'm sure you lie awake at night dreaming of Ronald Reagan and Jesus fucking you from both ends.

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