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This isn't a true story. http://www.soufoaklin.com/aboutus.html This website is like The Onion minus the funny.

I don't want to ruin your beautiful excitement about large audio filesizes, but I imagine the quality bottleneck is usually in the amp and/or speaker system.

For coming with a quote and transcription within two hours, I reward you: http://homepage.mac.com/jbrimm/Cat-With-Hands.mov

You just ruined my plan to steal all the "I GOT CAUGHT STEALING VIDEO GAMES" glory.

It's not shoplifting until you leave the store in most states including California. New Jersey and some other states are exceptions, and make the act of of concealing merchandise a crime.

I guarantee you Bush is praying for a terrorist attack. If there's an attack before the election he will win in a landslide.

I'm sure your mother meant 30 points above. Apology accepted.

One Japanese soldier was discovered in 1972 living in a cave. He'd been living off the land and waiting to die for the emperor. No one told him the war had ended. There have been multiple cases of this.

OMG THE IMPACT!!!!!! That's like saying "The only thing a light red 2004 Chevy Blazer and a dark red 2004 Chevy Blazer have in common is that they're both red 2004 Chevy Blazers!" I know that the only thing codeine and heroin have in common is that they're narcotic/opiate analgesics. It's hard for drugs to have more in common than that. Both drugs metabolize to morphine.

Codeine is a synthetic opiate, i.e. basically heroin. Whether or not it has weak effects depends on the dosage, which he didn't mention, so you can't say it's a weak ass painkiller unless you think heroin is a weak ass painkiller. You're right to tell people to check information on DXM before they do something stupid. http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/dxm/faq/dxm_experiences.shtml#toc.14.4.3

True, they were security contractors AKA mercenaries. The funny thing is that three of the dead were ex-SEALS, and the fourth was ex-Ranger. That means four ultra-elite ninja commandos, in a vehicle, got owned by starving villagers wearing socks on their faces. It reminds me of the three Green Berets who got fucking owned and shot by a highway patrolman when a training exercise got confusing and they tried to disarm him.

This is the currently accepted process for getting into the IRC: 1. Download an IRC client. 2. Put on a pirate's hat. A regular sailor's hat will work, but a pirate's hat will produce the highest quality IRC. 3. Sit in a plastic bucket. 4. Rock the bucket back and forth and yell "IRC AHOY!!" Within two seconds, high quality IRC should begin spraying out of your orifices at high pressure. You can repeat step four to increase the volume of IRC produced in this way. Have fun!

I'm not talking about inflatable trampoline houses, but have fun.

Funny that half the games you mentioned aren't fucking released. You might as well have said "Time to play ut2k, Bfv, OR PLAY IN THE MOTHERFUCKING ANTIGRAVITY CHAMBER"

yess see if u gonna to argue the poliotics politically the facts!!!!!!!!!!! This is an excellent example of a post that only a complete fucking moron or masochist would read. I'm sure you could have started mashing the keyboard about halfway through and no one would have noticed.

I'm not trying to start shit, but The Locust's fan base is 90% art school kids in short pants. They wear dumb outfits and play songs while art students nod their head. You're probably the only person who's ever claimed to give a fuck about their music.

Awesome! She had a really good comeback! When you remember what it was email me!!!!!! You're like James Bond. I would pay cash money to get a little of your magical charm powder sprinkled on me.

You've been pretty on point before, but "go clubbing" is the sillyest shit I've heard in a long time. WE'RE GONNA GO CLUBBIN IN SAN FRANCISCO DOOD YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME!!!

I hope you're not referring to the horrible, awful San Diego hipster band.

What people like you don't understand is that it's not particularly difficult or admirable to survive. You're not my hero because you work a shitty job and pay to eat food.

Yeah, I liked the demo. Aside from all the obvious things like AI, levels, and graphics, I thought the "story" and character elements were entertaining. It had the same charm of watching Die Hard or something, appealing even though you know it's a steaming pile of shit.

Maybe you should try dying of AIDS instead! :wiggle: