Everything posted by XsatanX
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I have a BIGGER PIENS. than j00 !!!
http://www.peakdalesculptures.co.uk/images/I%20Love%20You%20Westies.jpg Afrikaans : Ek is lief vir jou Ek het jou lief Albanian : Te dua Amharic : Afekrishalehou Arabic : Ana Behibak (to a male) Ana Behibek (to a female) Basc : Nere Maitea Bavarian : I mog di narrisch gern Bengali : Ami tomAy bhAlobAshi Berber : Lakh tirikh Bicol : Namumutan ta ka Bulgarian : Obicham te Cambodian : kh_nhaum soro_lahn nhee_ah Bon sro lanh oon Cantonese : Ngo oi ney Catalan : T'estim (mallorcan) T'estime (valencian) T'estimo (catalonian) T'estim molt (I love you a lot) Chinese : Wo ie ni (Manderin, Cantonese) Croatian : Volim te (most common), or Ja te volim (less common) Czech : miluji te Danish : Jeg elsker dig Dutch : Ik hou van jou Estonian : Mina armastan sind Esperanto : Mi amas vin Persian (Farsi) : Tora dust midaram Flemish : Ik zie oe geerne Finnish : Mina" rakastan sinua French : Je t'aime Friesian : Ik bin fereale op dy Ik ha^ld fan dy (Most commonly used phrase) (the ^ is above the a) Gaelic : Ta gra agam ort German : Ich liebe Dich I mog Di ganz arg! (Suebian: South German dialekt.) Greek : S' ayapo Gujarati (a dialect of India) "Tane Prem Karoo Choo" Hausa : Ina sonki Hebrew : aNEE oHEIVET oTKHA (female to male) aNEE oHEIV otAKH (male to female) Ani ohev at (man to woman) Ani ohevet atah (woman to man) Hindi: Mein Tumse Pyar Karta Hoon Hokkien : Wa ai lu Hopi : Nu' umi unangwa'ta Hungarian : Szeretlek te'ged Icelandic : ?g elska ßig Indonesian : Saya cinta padamu Saya Cinta Kamu Aku tjinta padamu Saja kasih saudari Italian : Ti amo Irish : taim i' ngra leat Japanese : Kimi o ai shiteru Kazakh : Men seny jaksy kuremyn Kiswahili : Nakupenda Korean : Tangsinul sarang ha yo Kurdish : Ez te hezdikhem Latin : Te amo Vos amo Lao : Khoi huk chau Latvian : Es Tev milu Lingala : Nalingi yo Lithuanian: Ash miliu tave Luo : Aheri Madrid lingo : Me molas, tronca Malay/Indonesian : Saya cintakan awak(awak=kamu=you) Aku sayang engkau (engkau=kamu=you) Malay : Saya cintamu Saya sayangmu Maltese: Inhobbok! (Added by Christine ) Mandarin : Wo ai ni Mohawk : Konoronhkwa Navajo : Ayor anosh'ni Ndebele : Niyakutanda Norwegian : Jeg elsker deg (Bokmaal) Eg elskar deg (Nynorsk) Pakistani : Muje se mu habbat hai Persian : Tora dost daram Pilipino : Mahal Kita Iniibig Kita Polish : Ja Cie Kocham or Kocham Cie (Pronounced Yacha kocham) Portuguese : Eu te amo Romanian : Te iu besc Russian : Ya lyublyu tebya Ya vas lyublyu Scot Gaelic : Tha gra\dh agam ort Serbian : Volim te (most common), or Ja te volim" (less common) Shona : Ndinokuda Sioux : Techihhila Slovak : lubim ta Slovene : ljubim te (??????) Spanish : Te amo Swahili : Nakupenda Swedish : Jag a"lskar dig Swiss-German : Ch'ha di ga"rn Tagalog : Mahal kita Taiwanese : Gwa ai lee Tamil Naan Unnai Kadhalikiren Thai : Phom Rak Khun Ch'an Rak Khun Tunisian : Ha eh bak Turkish : Seni seviyorum! Urdu : Mujhe tumse muhabbat hai Vietnamese : Anh ye^u em (man to woman) Em ye^u anh (woman to man) Toi yeu em Vlaams : Ik hou van jou Welsh : 'Rwy'n dy garu di. Yr wyf i yn dy garu di (chwi) Yiddish : Ikh hob dikh lib Zazi : Ezhele hezdege (sp?) Zuni : Tom ho' ichema
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Breastfeeding 8 year olds.
Wow, that was extremely disturbing. That would be like my children giving names to each of my testicles.
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lol @ vista... this it's future?
rofl, prop comedy at it's best.
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DOCPHIL Flaming
lol why are you guys arguing over who is posting under who's control? http://www.benowhere.com/graphics/obey_big.jpg
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DOCPHIL Flaming
Only begun, the security system war has! Now where's my sammich?
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50,000 DOLLAR SECURITY SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's funny cus it's true lol
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crazyclaire05
Yeah... There's "stupid funny" and then there's "stupid stupid"... This is just kind of sad, really.
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YOU WAS WARNED
So when he makes reference to child pornography, does that mean he'll be sending pictures of himself and his friends? Crap, I'm not even catholic! :ugh:
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YOU WAS WARNED
http://wesclark.com/rrr/i_love_rugby_2.jpg
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lock your door
You'd think he would at least close the door! :lmfao:
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she really likes horses!
Wow. I will never be able to look at a horse right again. :ugh:
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MYGOT JEDI PIMP IS A WHORE
I do believe the correct question is, who wouldn't to talk about his ass?
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Walmart sells Zune filled with gay porn
LOL wow... Nothing like your your twelve year old watching a good orgy while she listens to christina agulera... I approve this thread. http://www.danabushman.com/photos/uncategorized/approved.jpg
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About yourself?
Howdy, I'm Sargeant Stern. I'm 26 and I'm a super-commando in the WTFC Reserves. I enjoy: Hunting Hunting people Eating raw meat from the carcass of my catch while drinking the blood of my fallen foe Ritualistic animal slaughter Quiet afternoons and long walks on the beach Polishing my hunting knife collection Using my hunting knife collection Posting retarded comments on threads that paradoxically have nothing to do with the topic at hand Now if you'll excuse me and my massive biceps, I have to go shoot up again, it's time for my steroids.
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She knows how to get hyped.
Apparently australian girls lol... But she does look pretty good, I'll give her that much.
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Microwave furby and Flaming Elmo
The only thing that could have made the furby better, in my mind, were if it was a modded furby. One of those terminator furbies that says crap from the movie... lol "I cannot self terminate!"
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Microwave furby and Flaming Elmo
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/fatnik13/melmo.jpg :ugh:
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Saddam Hussein REAL DEATH VIDEO [All Sadam threads merged]
What, we're not going to have one of these for Osama? I see how it is....
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Microwave furby and Flaming Elmo
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4024457809967804989&hl=en http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3226534939196356849&q=furby+in+microwave&hl=en :wow:
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my cake for myg0t
Wow you look familiar.... Where the hell do I know you from? :thinker:
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Decide for me..
Unless you think the chick will be cool, bring the guy. Otherwise you'll just have a fucked up camping trip because some annoying chick you don't even know won't stop bothering you, versus having a friend to hang out with. So unless you really need to get laid, stick with bringing your friend.
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Anti-Racists
That's what's so insane about this. http://www.awave.com.au/images/kramer.jpg
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Anti-Racists
http://www.improveverywhere.com/images/asp30.jpg lol black person.
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Anti-Racists
Ok I've got this great idea to solve your problem... Stay with me now: Step 1. Go find a farm with some cows. Step 2. Go roll around in some cow shit. Step 3. Uh.... Take a shower. Er... Where was I going with this again? Something about brown... Oh, I guess that won't work then, nevermind... Just go take some enzyte, that'll take care of your problems.
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Anti-Racists
The only time I can think that that would really apply would be if you were trying to nail a black chick.