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I lived in England (London) All My life, now ive moved to USA. USA > England

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This is exactly true. After thanksgiving im going to try loosen up and try not to get nervous, apparently she already knows i like her, but whatever. Your right I'm being biased towards her for some reason (ok yeah i know). Well anyway I'm going to leave this post until thanksgiving thanks for the comments, the picture was very funny lol! Happy thanksgiving all.

Here's one for ya, how about getting one or two if you have the money, and selling them on ebay for more than the price saying they are imported form wherever, I'm pretty sure alot of people don't know about this keyboard so it would sell

depends if you live in the countryside where there isnt a huge variety of internet service providers its actually quite normal

tomorow everyone leaves for thanksgiving, so ill just try talk to her after i have a good break from the campus.

I do have friends ive asked them too don't worry, im just interested in the opinions of people on these forums since i used to go here often because it always made me laugh so i thought what the hell ill ask the myg0ts just for fun. Yeah ive talked to her before but havnt done so for so long its kind of hard getting back to it, ill figure out a way. Thanks for your advice i guess i was pretty hyper that night i actually wrote a letter lol! Well I'm going to try be more confident, thangsgiving is coming up anyway so ill have a whole week to prepare myself, so yeah happy thanksgiving guys! P.S Stop being so jelous of how gay I am :buttseks: :gaysex2:

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Yeah your right, the whole letetr thing is gay-ish, I do have to try talk to her, it can be realy fuking hard though, bah ill do my best. For some reason its even hard to just say hi. bah. By geek do you mean the letter? Yeah ill keep that out the way until i talk to her more, probably forget the whole letter anyway. Why pimp house lol?

thinking of doing that but id be scared of saying directly that i like her, i dunno, and just showing her the letter at the end saying that yes i did write it for her and she should probably have it. (g0t msn?) - going to bed ill chekc all the replies tomorow.

Don't have aim or xfire ( only msn and email), hitting with brick idea might work but im not sure

So i like this girl in my school alot, and yes im into dating and shit unlike the guy who was complaining about wasting time ( not saying fuck n' run is a bad thing ) She is hot, I am comsidered quite attractive, girls like my british accent, the only thing is i could get more muscle, otherwise i have a nice personality in general, and thats what i think my rep at my school is. The thing is I don't know if she would go for me, and people have started rumouring about how i love her, and rumours go round easy when there is only 120 people at a school (http://www.hoosac.com) But yeah she is also two years above me and once i spoke to her she was really nice and someone told my roomate she likes me. This is really all the info i have. Guys been telling me i should talk to her, one says i have no chance etc.... I wrote her a love letter today (very cheesy i know but i guess its really hard to tlak to her because she is always in such a neatral mood) which apparently is quite good, my roomate went to deliver it etcc.... THANK GOD SHE WASNT THERE. Some guy says i should just talk to her and give her the letter towards the end and wlak away. I guess a good topic would be about me trying to come clean about any possible rumours etc... I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!! damn, ive been to all boys schools for 7 years, it sucks so bad. I'm loving it here though since there are girls but so many nice ones get taken etc... and like 30 % of girls are asian and they can be hard to get with etc... Yeah i might not be using full stops properly and stuff because im tired right now and trying to get as much possible info into here ass possible, one more thing i dont think ill have the guts to ask her out withouhgt the letter i might even have a hard time giving it to her (probably more so a hard time just starting a convo) only a few people know about the letter maybe theyll spread the word i dunno... fuck im in shit.. So I'm asking you guys, could you help pls? Honeslty if i use someone here's tactics are used by me and I start dating her (Ill probably give it to the person who's tactic is most similar to the one i use) ill paypal you 20$ or something (PROMISE I FUCKING LOVE THIS CHICK AND HAVE A BIT OF MONEY IN PAYPAL FROM SELLING PROGGY'S ON EBAY (give them a download link and seriall number from some site )) this is a promise not like the lottery thing i did, which was fucking funny BTW. THanks in advance!

The Ultimate guide to phishing : 1. Pick what thing you want to phish 2. try and forget phish is a bit like fish 3. find someone who has that thing you want, so steam would be a random guy on a server. 4. say : ''CNA PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS HAV J00R ACCOUNT FO STEAM?? PLS PLS PLS'' 5. say it over many times as if trying to annoy them 6. say '' YO PLS PLS PLS GIVE ME J0000R ACAOUNT PLEASE WIYTH CHERRY ON TEH TOPS!! LOL K PLS? 7. take account and say '' L0L N000000B G0T J0000R ACCCOUYOAOUOUOUNT!!! MUHHAHAHAH. THNX FORIT ROFLCACKES :)))))'' 8. try beat them in the race to changing the password and contact email. 9. At the end send email to them saying '' ROFLPWNED NIGGAJ00, I G0T J00R ACCOUNT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH N0W I CNA PLAY WID MYSELF IN MY MUMIES BASEMENENENENT KKK??????? HAAHHAH MUHAHAHAH!!!!11111!!223'' 10. post you results here *I do not guaranty this to work

Spwyare docotr owns, download, update, register with fake seriall, rinse, repeat when update is out

Edit - Ok so how easy is it for the people to find out im craking their passes etc..... but then again no one uses the school comps... they use their own comps ill play with the progyy but do tell me anything i can do that might benefit me ratyher than fuck them up Also is there a way to fix the counter strike issue or mta issue? im pretty sure its coz of the proxy thingy even though the teacher says they are not blocked..... mta sues 22003, and its not blocked so i dunno what it is

teach me how to scan with superscan and pls tell me anything i can do

Lol, im porkus, joined 5 months ago, banned for trolling, joined as p0rkus, banned for trolling, now im p0rku5 and ive learnt my lesson, i had 15 rep on one account which isnt much but still. And what exactly are you going to do with the ports if i give you one?

Ok so I live on campus and we have an unsecure LAN, and only basically the limewire ports blocked off, but counter strike and mta don't work but oh well. I'm guessing you know were im going with this, i would love if you guys could share your great knowledge and tell me what are the best areas to exploit of this, for example i have already taken everyones music using a program called ourTunes (google it kthnx). Please if you guys could help would be awsome. Thanks.

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Right the way it works : A guy pulls out his penis A woman pulls out an elephant A gay porn cake pulls out his darkness AND THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER K?

AGRRED

Very forbidden