I just came off the train, passed WHSmiths on my way back, I saw my friend waiting outside like some deprived negro waiting for the new harry potter book, I said "Hi" and walked back home.
Then an idea hit me, I rung him up and asked to be put on loudspeaker..
"BELLATRIX KILLS RON"
And the shouts of the crowd are massive and abuseful. Then I hear my friend and some girl sobbing in the background, I bet he doesn't make it through the night, the abuse hes going to get.
Its funny because its not even a real spoiler.
Well thats my story. Must have been about 250 people waiting outside the store, which is quite surprising seeing as my town isn't that big..