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  1. John_Winthrop posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    THIS IS NOT G0D ITS REALLY JEDI PIMP! Jedi saved g0d's log-in information from when he was a moderator. The real g0d overdosed on Oxycodone years ago (fact). Use extreme caution when dealing with this impersonator. :emot-fork:
  2. http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/1927/qft.png This post perfectly describes my truest and innermost feelings towards myg0t. You really pinned the tail on the donkey with this one, friend. You must be blessed with the eyes of God for you are certainly omniscient. In fact these views and ideas align so closely with mine, I feel I might have found a Spiritual Brother. Thank you.
  3. More little girls. I'll start. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-qkLRaT-Gzc/Shv0jSD1DyI/AAAAAAAAEVo/BV5UrWw10DU/s400/Group+closeup.jpg http://grandrevivaldesign.typepad.com/grand_revival_design/images/2008/04/16/spring2008_2.jpg http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm47/mariannegary/july2008002.jpg
  4. John_Winthrop posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Let's see your resume.
  5. You raise some very good points as well as some disturbing ones. However, no matter how you look at it, fellatio is a sin.
  6. John_Winthrop posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Well, as Bob Dylan said, "Moss grows flat on a rolling stone". How could he have foreseen the future?
  7. John_Winthrop posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    God is making a comeback. Who did you vote for?
  8. You would like to think it's fake. But the cold, hard truth is it's real. It's very real. Always look both ways.
  9. I was waiting for the "destruction" but it did not come.
  10. Easy's dead.
  11. John_Winthrop posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    The statement that Q33 NY was the flight number of one of the hijacked planes is incorrect. The flights were American 11, United 175, American 77, and United 93 (Wikipedia). Your source is probably unreliable and thus what you have said is highly offensive to our Jewish brethren.
  12. John_Winthrop posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Exploring your sexuality with others is completely natural. The experience of mutual eroticism that your friends desired was meant to correlate with the spiritual realization of the cannabis session. In other words, hand to genital stimulation is just as comfortable a bond between two humans as hand shaking. Some people call this "playing doctor". Trust me, it's fine.
  13. Let me turn the tables. Imagine drinking a cup or two of coffee. A few hours later you have to take a waste dump but are busy so you hold off for a while. Soon you feel an immense painful pressure as your excrement is screaming for escape. I would think anal sex feels more like this.
  14. John_Winthrop posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Pictures or Please Leave.
  15. (CHILLICOTHE, OH) Hey there, myg0t fans! I have some (possibly!) bad news for you all. It looks like the corporate owners of this website are about ready to clean house.:emot-sweep: http://drkenolson.com/images/ken_olson.jpg In a recent interview, the CEO of myg0t.com, Dr. Ron Mygotson (pictured), stated that the management was considering a sale of the domain. According to :emot-filez: <-click, the website is worth a startling $286 (USD). Visually, that is about this much money: :emot-20bux::emot-20bux::emot-20bux::emot-20bux: Bidding is expected to raise this price by several dollars. As of October 1st, 2010, Swedish-based SvetsonCo and Mongolia-based Hun and Son, Ltd. have expressed intense interest in bidding for the Internet Page. Upon sale of the domain, users can expect a transfer of all documents to the new owner within 21-28 business days. It is probable that the new owners will wish to start fresh with the website, so current users are urged to make backups of all sensitive material stored within the website's server drive. John_Winthrop is a staff writer for the Massachusetts Bay Times All information provided by privately funded research.
  16. This can't happen to me.
  17. Yeah, Microsoft patched the alt f4 hack a long time ago.
  18. John_Winthrop posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    WARNING: Holding your breath for too long can result in fainting.
  19. Thank you for this.
  20. John_Winthrop posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    Why, what happened?
  21. John_Winthrop posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    WARNING: The female in these videos may in fact be a female impersonator. More information later.
  22. "Etiquette" not "ediqute". Or are you using n***** spelling ediqute?
  23. I am not high but I am very confused.
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    John_Winthrop posted a post in a topic in General Discussion
    If I was with you I would give you a big hug and say, "jenn, whatever troubles your having, they will soon pass. Think of that serene forest and the placid lake where we first met. If that memory is not something to live for, then I don't know what is. And jenn, I wasn't going to tell you, but you're pregnant. Our baby needs you. I need you. This can't possibly be the end! No matter how hard it hurts I need you to move forward. Ok?" :emot-wotwot: