John_Winthrop

I voted for only the most appropriate options.

I must say that this raises some very interesting questions on consent. This man is obviously over 18 years of age, judging from his groin region, but is his canine mate over 18 as well? Would a court of law look at the dog's age in human years or the highly controversial "dog years," or would they use whatever comes first/last? Also, how can it even be determined if the dog has given consent? The obvious way is if the dog initiated sexual intimacy with the human, but what if it was the other way around? Can we tell if the dog enjoyed the interspecial sex or if it was forced? Can we tell if the dog faked an orgasm by the sound of her whining? These are all questions to consider while viewing this picture.

You can buy Google by purchasing some shares in the company. If you purchase enough, you can be the "owner" of Google. Good luck!

Mitchell Christie? Is that you?

Yes, this is another Manly Grunt Production. I promise it's hilarious this time.

Sorry, but I find that labeling individuals as ugly is quite rude. I will not participate in this event.

It's not difficult, but it is a nuisance.

Actually it is the truth. It says so in the Bible.

You are part of the problem. If I have to switch to my music player to slide the volume down, I might as well pause it. This does not help at all.

Music. Yes I blame music for my frustration in not getting the most from a good browse on these forums. When I 'surf the web' I like to put on a record and let it spin (i.e. I like to listen to music). Unfortunately, often times users here like to post links to videos. This is fine and the videos are often hilarious, but before I click the link to the video I have to pause the music (or lift the needle for the sake of the possibility of listening to records). This forced action become very irritating, especially since there are so many tempting video links posted here. The problem is: I do not have a solution to this problem. I could suggest the complete banning of posting video links here, but I have a premonition that many users here will not support that proposal. I could, myself, not click on the video links, but then I will left out of the many humorous antics that occur all over the world every day. I could also cease listening to music, but then my non-video web-surfing activities would be more than less than half as enjoyable as they would be with music. What am I to do guys?

Vegetables. I'm a vegetarian. It is my belief that God gave us animals for companionship and not for devouring. Psalms 34

Actually, our video production business has not gained enough mainstream attention where we would think t-shirts could be profitable.

Hi, I like your signature. It's very explicit. Do you have any others like it?

Eckhart Tolle? Are you a Neo-Nazi Oprah cultist? I prefer the classics. Charles Dickens is always good for a chuckle and a half. The Old Curiosity Shop comes to mind, as well as Great Expectations, A Tale of Two Cities, and Oliver Twist. But on a different "page," and as I am a man of God, the Holy Bible reigns as my favorite book. God has blessed us with these sacred texts and laws so for respect (and the best reading results), they should only be read on the creamiest of stock.

Perhaps he could not afford the medical bill? And I rather don't appreciate being tricked into watching all of these horrid videos.

If this situation occurred to me, I would try and calm the female offender down by backing away and speaking soothingly to her. Then I would try politely asking her what her motive for violence was and try to understand her predicament. I would have as long a talk as necessary with the lady until both sides felt that the problem was rectified, all rash actions were forgiven, and no cross feelings remained. I might then try and befriend her and ask her to have coffee with me the next morning, in hopes to start a wonderful, life-long, non-sexual relationship. I assume most males would take this course of action as well.

Clearly nothing is going into his anus from the picture you have provided. Perhaps you meant to say "What should be going into his anus?" but you did not so now I am confused. I will refrain from voting until this situation is straightened out.

Your facts are incorrect. Russia does not practice Communism. You must be thinking of the now non-existent Soviet Union. Russia's government is now a republic with three branches similar to the US and an elected president. China also does not fully practice Communism. China is a "People's Republic" with an elected president, etc. They are a single party state, however, with only the Chinese Communist Party being allowed to run for offices. Also, as Georgia are somewhat allies of the US of A, American troops may just find their way into this war, leading to an inevitable World War III.

Give it back. It's the right thing to do. If you don't, your conscience will eat away at you the rest of your life.

You should not have to repeat any grades! It's the school's fault that you did not pass their tests and not yours. You should not be expected to receive the butt end for their mistakes. I suggest you fight the school board.

I hope your intent was to agree with me because you have only proved my point.

Hello and welcome. Today's discussion will be an eye opener, I'm sure. (Or an eye sore, haha!) I would like to start off by stating my claim: Every Human Being is unhappy. That's right: dissatisfied with life, feeling blue, down in the dumps. In this discussion I will not be discussing plant life or insects, as well as any non living creature. Okay, let's get to it. You. When was the last time you smiled? When you saw that movie you've been waiting for? When you bought your shiny new luxury sedan? When you laid your woman down and made a life commitment with her? Probably all of these apply to you. But all of these things share something in common; they are material gains. Without these stimulations of the mind and occupations of time humans would never smile, never be happy or content. We would be restless and depressed. We would be bored and have nothing to talk about. We might even drive ourselves to insanity. Animals, excluding humans that is, are naturally happy. They have no television or music to stimulate them. They hunt, eat, and sleep. They rest of their life they are dormant or inactive. They do nothing. However there are no clinical records showing any cases of insanity among animals, other than those infected with rabies or a similar disease. Animals do a great deal of nothing, but are entirely satisfied. The typical human could do nothing for about 5 seconds, before nodding off to sleep or attempting to find some sort of mental stimulation. The proof is out there, folks. Humans with nothing to do often become depressed. This often leads to suicide. Not to long ago, in fact, a young boy was found dead from suicide due to the loss of an iPod. Without his music, he could just not bear to live. There have been literally hundreds upon thousands of similar cases internationally each year! Some humans become so bored, so depressed that they often incite other human beings to murder them. That's right, the only way that people have ever died is by sickness, suicide, or encouraged homicide. People are responsible for their own deaths. Example: Little Johnny is grounded and cannot play his Super Nintendo anymore. He becomes depressed and recruits Joe Brownman to come kill him. All murders are really that simple. And it lays proof to my claim. The murder is relief to the boy because his boredom is replaced by fear and anxiety, and the killer is entertained by his blood lust. Even the parent who grounded Johnny was in on it. She knew that her son would be murdered so she purposely took away his SNES games. Now the mourning occupies her mind where depression once reigned. Alas there is a hope, a slimmer of light that can alight mankind's dilemma. A new pill is currently in the works that will relieve humans of their addiction to mental stimulation and allow them to return to their natural 'animal' instincts. The pill is a US Government project and is being made of synthesized animal DNA being reproduced in live laboratory animals. The pill is expected to be marketable over-the-counter in early 2009, will be needed to be taken only twice daily, and will be available in 5 different flavors. But can this pill truly wipe out the years long addiction to all entertainment? No, in my opinion, it will not.

Hello. I have laid low for a while but my increased annoyance with Captian and his posts has encouraged me to post this thread. I would just like to declare my general dissatisfaction of Captian and would like to encourage him to, please, stop posting as he currently does. To gain the fullest out of this thread, please either corroborate with me or refute my position.

I do believe she is not serious about this, so do not excite yourself too much. As a presidential hopeful, Paris fails to realize a few things. She has not declared herself a member of any party. If she did, she would be unable to run for either of the prominent parties in the US Government system. Any attempts at creating or joining another party would be futile. Paris, being only 27 years of age, does not meet the age requirement of 35, nor does she comply with the increasingly unrelenting historical trend of being male. Her website, ParisHilton.com (link removed for fear of someone clicking it), does not list her political platform at all, nor has she been able to raise a single eligible fund for campaign purposes. Her past is altogether rather undesirable and of which the media would relentlessly slam against her. :ugh: Due to all of this, Paris Hilton will not become President. I'll bet a a tenner on it.

Thanks for sharing.