John_Winthrop

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Ethnic foods my ass. Those are all American style foods.

I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!

I found them humorous.

:wtf:

Well my best friend (we'll call him Dave) likes this girl (we'll call her Sarah). It is not known to me or Dave though as if Sarah likes Dave as a friend or more than a friend (if you know what I mean :naughty:). The three of us (me, Dave, and Sarah) went to an amusement park this weekend, and this would be the first time that I had ever seen Sarah. She was cute and blond with somewhat large breasts, but rather pudgy, yet not obese. The problem lies with that I think I may have grown rather fond of her. At first everything was normal; we talked about some things, had a good laugh, etc. Then at one point in our trip Sarah said something to Dave that was somewhat chastising and Dave said, "ok, MOM!" After that Sarah started saying that she was married to me and that Dave was our adopted son (since Dave is Mexican and we are Caucasian, he must be adopted). This continued on the rest of the day. Dave later lost his cell phone and, although we were pretty sure he dropped on a ride we had just been on, he went to check a photo booth we had previously used. While he was gone, me and Sarah were sitting on a bench and she asked me if Dave liked her. I said, "...I would say yes." She said jokingly, "It's not obvious...not obvious at ALL." This was a joke because throughout the trip Dave would push for opportunities to give her a hug or compliment her on something, etc. The last ride we went on was a wooden roller coaster. Since the ride only had two seats next to each other, Dave volunteered to sit in the next row alone, and me and Sarah sat together in the row behind him. I am quite adventurous when it comes to roller coasters, I will go on any no matter how tall or fast, but I can never bring myself to flail my arms in the air during the ride; I always hang on to the the restraints. However, during the coaster, Sarah noticed that I wasn't raising my arms so she grabbed one and raised it for me. Such behavior I found attractive, though I cannot say that it meant anything regarding her feelings for me. I must also add that I noticed after the day started and me and Sarah got comfortable with knowing each other she started talking to me more than she did Dave. Me and her also exchanged several looks. The most interesting part of the trip occurred on the car ride home. I should mention now that Dave's parents drove us to and from the park and that Dave's little sister (we'll call her Jane) and her boyfriend (we'll call him Dick) joined us on the trip. The three of us sat in the back. Here Sarah carried on the parent and adoptive son thing further. She would lean over and whisper sexual type things to me while Dave was listening; among other things she would also pet my head, stroke my face and once she kissed me on the cheek. At one point Dave was talking to Sarah and, since the back of the van was a tight fit and we were squeezed together, Dave's hand was touching her breast. She made a funny comment about it, and Dave followed by groping her breasts with his hands. This was quite a shock to me as I would never disrespect a woman like this without her consent. She said she didn't mind but as he continued to grope, she became embarrassed and started giggling and saying, "ok stop it he hee." Then she said, "only your father (meaning me) can touch my breasts since we're married," Of course I did not dare since this was my best friends' crush. Later on we stopped at a rest stop to use the bathroom. Dave and his parents left but me, Sarah, Dick and Jane stayed in the car. While Dick and Jane were listening Sarah whispered to me, "sweet nothings sweet nothings sweet nothings." Sarah then wanted Jane to take a picture of us together with our heads resting on each other. Today, all the pictures that were taken were uploaded to Dave's Maispace except that one. What is confusing to me are the three possible explanations for her actions towards me throughout the day. She likes Dave and is playing "hard to get" She likes me and was outright about it She was joking around and the parent jokes meant nothing. Which do you think it is? Do you think I should pursue her? Help! I think I may have fallen in love with my friend's desired!

10. The lower corner of screen has the words "Etch A Sketch" on it. 9. When you insert a disk, it spits out a pack of cigarettes. 8. You have to pedal it. 7. The manual contains one sentence: "Good luck!" 6. The only chip inside came from a bag of Doritos. 5. When you turn it on, the dogs in the neighborhood start howling. 4. You catch a virus from it. 3. The screen frequently freezes and a message comes up: "Ain't it break time, Chester?" 2. While running, it emits deafening calliope music. 1. It cyber-snickers at you. :rofl:

Hot but not humid. Very enjoyable. Saw the mountains and family. Quite relaxing. I hope this answers your question. I am John_Winthrop, popular enlightened thinker.

What have I missed here in the past two weeks? I'm still popular here, right?

I have never been able to see anything in stereograms. I don't know if I am looking too close, too far away, too out of focus, too in focus.... I have managed to get somewhat "psychedelic" imagery though.

http://answersonthestreet.yahoo.com/question/2/How-can-I-grill-the-perfect-juicy-steak/ This guy is a faggot.

Blue moon, bubble gum, cookie dough, mint chocolate, coffee

Once upon a time a news network was born, and it was named CNN. They showed the news 24/7, until they realized that was a stupid idea and nobody was watching. So they started airing 'talk shows' that different 'news reporters' would host. These shows, two of which feature Nancy Grace and Glenn Beck, are the biggest failures in the news business, more so than Court TV and Fox News combined. Nancy Grace: http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/nancygracefla.jpg This bitch is as stubborn as hell. She always acts like she is the first to realize something or question why something wasn't done previously. She brings people on her show to talk to her about whatever is happening and if they disagree with her she tells them to STFU. -tells lawyers to STFU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am0uJkRSMNw&NR=1-she harasses and tries to make a kidnapping victim cry -Her technicians even hate her. http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/5802/nancygracecockcn9.png Glenn Beck: http://extimages.christopherestep.com/deseretn.comGlennBecknothouseholdnameyet_3CF9/glennbeck2.jpg What a fucking moron. He makes out like he is the defender of America and everyone's rights. He tries to act like Nancy, in asking why things happen but he words things wrong and sounds like an idiot. -Iran is causing WWIII because of egyptians...anything can happen! http://youtube.com/watch?v=d_H4q-jNgVU-Glenn asks female reporter for nude pics. -I know you're a muslim...so prove you're not a terrorist. http://youtube.com/watch?v=KNgSramq_gM-Venezualen dictator is building destructive armies from CITGO gas stations and American politicians are in league with him. http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7736/glennbeckgayly7.png

They are using so much pathos to try and sell their insurance, it is becoming bathos.

It must be a slow news day.

This is what happens when you listen to the morals in cartoons.

t3hpwnz3r, While your situation may seem ideal, you must realize that sex will result in the same orgasm, no matter who you are with. You need to tune out your sexual impulses and listen to what your inner-conscience says. While your wife may seem "ok" with what happened, remember that she was drunk at the time and she might be regretting it. She could be just as worried as you. But even if she isn't, the best thing to do is talk to her and tell her that what happened and what is happening makes you feel uncomfortable. You should be able to tell her anything, since she is your wife. If she loves you, she will understand.

I am using Firefox, however I managed to start up IE and look at these. Quite interesting.

Finally that bitch might learn a lesson.

Let it be known to all that CJ has a red dot. http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/397/cjnegrepny4.jpg

I believe there is partial truth to this video, however one wonders why farms allowed PETA cameras to film the animal cruelty in their facilities.

I hear that Runescape is quite popular with the kiddies.

Looks like he hacked CSPAN pretty good.

I did it, but I am somewhat ashamed of doing so.

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