John_Winthrop

Your conjecture is inane. The theory of this program is that different frequencies of static noise will have an effect on your brain patterns. There is no way possible to reproduce the effects of drugs from sounds since none of the chemicals that take the place of oxygen in the brain whilst getting high are present. If this was possible, the Chinese would have beamed their communist propaganda right into our radios and televisions many years ago. The product does work to an extent, though. If you were given one of the sounds without a description of what it is supposed to do, you would feel no effect. But if you have an idea of what you're supposed to feel and you believe it, your brain will stimulate it for you. This is called a placebo. A reason that several of the users here experience pain or headaches when trying the drug sounds is that they do not know what to expect. They know it is a drug, but since they have never tried the drug, they do not know how the reaction should be. Thus, they feel a pain or pressure resulting from the confusion of the brain.

Excellent work so far! Continue on with you photoshop endeavors!

THERE'S ONE! http://www.train.cz/data/galerie/steam/Olmutz_24_April_2004_001.jpg

Photoshop this picture to the best of your Photoshop and comic ability. The Winner will receive a top-secret prize. Ready...GO! http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/9468/1168794646713272gv1.png

Hello enlightened thinkers and John_Winthrop fans! I have created a signature for my Forum Account on this very website. I made it in Fireworks and am willing to give a detailed explanation of my expertise. Thanks for looking! Love, John_Winthrop.

That is a really good idea. Thanks, I will try it sometime.

Center Olin Kreutz Lineman Tommie Harris Linebacker Lance Briggs Middle Linebacker Brian Urlacher Placekicker Robbie Gould Kick Returner Devin Hester Special Teams Brendon Ayanbadeho That's 7 :owned: :liar: :rtfm: :wiggle: :goatse:

Please elaborate. How has/does he own(ed) you?

Try reinstalling Windows. Glad to help, John_Winthrop.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38795000/jpg/_38795377_jordan87bulls_get.jpg But on a lighter note, I believe the contenders of the Superbowl will be the Chicago Bears and the New England Patriots. Then the Bears will keep the Patriots in negative yardage until the 2nd half. Jim McMahon will rush 2 touchdowns and fan-favorite "The Refridgerator" will take another.

NOT A CHANCE! BEARS EAT MR. BREES FOR BREAKFAST. Please refer to http://forums.myg0t.com/showthread.php?p=431400#post431400

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I would not suggest the ones that hand on your ear, as they always start to hurt after prolonged use. I would look into a type of noise canceling headphone with the cushy sides, such as http://www.amazon.com/Sony-Audio-Video-Canceling-Headphones/dp/B000M529G6/sr=1-1/qid=1168814330/ref=sr_1_1/102-7688140-9988952?ie=UTF8&s=electronics or http://www.amazon.com/Noise-Canceling-Headphones-Brand-New/dp/B000LD1R5I/sr=1-2/qid=1168814600/ref=sr_1_2/102-7688140-9988952?ie=UTF8&s=electronics

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BEARS WIN! http://www.point-spreads.com/images/stories/Chicago-Bears.jpg http://images.nfl.com/photos/img9930354.jpg http://media.bonnint.net/apimage/CXA11401141905.jpg http://espn-ak.starwave.com/photo/2007/0114/nfl_a_jones_412.jpg Bear Down, Chicago Bears. Make every play clear the way to victory! Bear Down, Chicago Bears. Put up a fight with a might so fearlessly! We'll never forget the way you thrilled the nation, With your T formation. Bear Down, Chicago Bears. And let them know why you're wearing the crown. You're the pride and joy, of all Illinois. Chicago Bears, Bear Down! :naughtyd:

Nice hack, thanks. This is highly recommended, A+++!

I laughed out loud. EDIT- By the way, nice wallpaper.

Actually this is a common misconception. 4chan has little to no traces of furry porn on it, while 7chan has an entire section devoted to it.

Nice find, thanks.

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