John_Winthrop

Deeply religious people who want to be reassured that masturbation is okay do. On topic, yet off topic at the same time.

Hello. I'm John_Winthrop, enlightened thinker. You all know me, I'm sure. Now let's talk about masturbation. The word masturbate comes from the Latin word turbo, meaning to disturb, trouble, or disrupt. Now is this really what masturbation is? Are we disturbing our own nature, aura, or self esteem? I'm sure that all of us here enjoy to fancy ourselves every so often, but how often is too often? Webster's dictionary defines masturbate as the act of practicing masturbation. Here are some examples of masturbation if you are unsure of what I am talking about: http://masturbation.aktfotografie.us/masturbation1.jpg http://ninatv.littlemidgets.com/girls/masturbation_blue/masturbation_blue-006.jpg http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2940/c9zd9.jpg Now that we're all on the same page, we can discuss the ethics of masturbation. One who induces masturbation must be pretty selfish, since they want to keep all of the excitement to themself and not share it with others. This brings up the question of whether or not masturbation is a sin. The answer is no. Everyone masturbates. I masturbate. You masturbate. Your parents masturbate. Your siblings masturbate. Your teacher masturbates. Your boss masturbates. Your cat masturbates. Your plants masturbate. Historical documentation recently reviewed on ABC News by Barbara Walters suggests that Jesus may have masturbated as well. Therefore masturbation is not a sin. Since masturbation is common amongst us Americans, it is a key ingredient to help unify and unite us. America is masturbation. Soon it will be used by the army to recruit soldiers, or masturbation booths will be offered to soldiers if a draft occurs. Now you might be wondering, "Hey, sometimes if I masturbate a lot, it starts to really hurt." Well this could be due to several factors. For Males: If you masturbate too often, your penis's blood veins will become over constricted and the overflow or underflow of blood will cause pain. Another possibility is if you use coarse substances to help you masturbate, such as dry hands, cheap tissues, or teddy bears. For Females: If you have long fingernails, the problem should be obvious. But if you use a dildo for pleasure, then you are probably inserting it at an angle not corresponding with your vagina's natural position. Also using substances such as clay, dough, or teddy bears can result in irritation or infection. Now here comes the tricky part. "I think I'm masturbating, but I'm not sure. How can I tell?" Here's how. Look at a sexually enticing picture. Try the following: http://july2004.pussyland.net/005/pics/8.jpg When you see this picture, your hands should begin rubbing on your penis or vagina by INSTINCT. Yes, it's natural! If this did not happen, then try doing it. Post your results below.

Curious George is not a person. :( He is a monkey.

You acted rather rashly, but ultimately you did the right thing.

The above must have failed highschool English classes because they do not understand the concept of satire. Also, the user's problem has nothing to do with screen resolution. The desktop will still be the same size upon changing screen resolutions; it's the size of the icons that becomes bigger or smaller depending on the resolution. I would suggest getting a bigger monitor to solve your problem.

Typically, if one's sodium ingestion is high, then the body will naturally salivate it out. Try decreasing salty foods, such as french fries and salted nuts, in your diet.

Now this is exactly what I'm talking about! I'm glad he took the time to talk out his feelings towards my organization, rather than throw an obscene insult at me. We could argue all day about when I lived or what my views on Judaism are, but we won't, because those things are in the past. What matters is the now. We can make a difference here on these forums. We can be a part of something! Don't you all want to join a conglomerate effort of change? Together we, as an isolated community, can set an example for the rest of the world, which will soon follow our form. If not for myg0t, then for mankind: let's do this together, as a team. Are you with me? On a side note, I added a member's list to the Main Post.

That was inappropriate.

This is terrific! My brother in law and an acquaintance of mine have diabetes. This could be a great money maker for the producer of the drug, since so many people have it. Now is the time to buy stocks.

Hi, I'm John Winthrop. If you did not know already, I was an enlightened thinker in the 18th century in colonial America. I have come to realize that some of our fellow Forum Users have become very egotistical and have begun to flame each and every thing that is posted here. I am campaigning to stop all rudeness, impoliteness, atrocities, insults, and flames in general from being posted on this forum. If you're with me, post here! Current Slogan: Viva la Nice! Current Committee Logo: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/7554/nicelogo1gx9.png Members List: John_Winthrop I_R_RAP Brett_ Captain Morgan YoMama themassacre Chaos_Forge Tomtheman70

AVG Free is going to expire, that is why I am starting to rely on Dr. Watson and Windows Firewall.

He looks scene.

Who do you dislike the most on the myg0t Forums? Remember: no hating, just disliking.

No, it's myg0t written as a proper noun.

You are uncouth.

815-722-7999 It looks fake, I persume, because of the repeated digits, but in fact it is real.

It looks like a ukelele. Too bad it's out of stock though, I had my hopes up.

Why not?

Mew - The ultra-rare-uncatchable-only-available-with-game-shark pokemon. http://www.pokemonaholic.com/mew.jpg

I'm looking to buy a nice acoustic guitar for domestic uses that is high quality and will be durable for over many years. http://www.gibson.com/Products/Gibson%20Acoustic%20Guitars/Gibson%20Acoustic%20Guitars/Jumbos/J%2D185%20EC/ Is this a good choice?

You're all wrong, except theMinkey. It is to recognize that the people of Quebec are of a different heritage and culture than the rest of Canada. It is not a political separation at all, like Germany or the Czechoslovakia was separated.

I took your sins to Jesus and the Lord and here are some of the answers I received. The Lord forgives your forgetfull ness, but honesty is worth more than a crusty butt. If cHIMPZ0R was willingly letting you watch, then no sin has taken place. God forgives you, but unfortunately you have been permanently banned from Church. It's 50/50: Jesus forgives you but the Lord does not. The Holy Ghost acknowledges your repentence and blesses your soul. The Lord has decided to save your soul young man! I said, I say I said the Lord is saving your soul! Lean back and see the light! Let your sin out of you. Push the evilness out! The devil does not belong! Can you see the light? I say can you see the light!? Sir, you are saved! God is not Catholic, and so He does not see anything wrong with this. What happens at Church camp, happens in the name of the Bible; you have not sinned. Eating is not a sin, unless you were acting as a glutton. It is not wise to mess with the Holy Party, George. God is very angry:madkeke: . Christ feels your pain and will suffer with you. I see no sin here. Jesus Says: YOU'RE GOING TO ROT IN HELL! It is a sin in the eyes of God to view pornographic material unless you are of 18 years of age or older. Jesus may be calling your parents to have a conference scheduled.

God forgives you good man! Let the Lord's light shine through your soul and purify you!

Repent your sins here and I will cleanse your soul.

A book and a new tie, please.