myg0tStoned Gorilla

hahahaha these stories are so fucked up. "About a week ago I was cleaning the aisles at work late at night at a hardware store and found this paint can shaker. You know the electric ones at paint supply places. Yup, you guessed it -- it clamps down on your cock perfectly and it has a setting of speeds I used this for like 45 seconds and kaboom. I shot hot cum all over it. Plus it doesn't hurt, it just tugs and wiggles before your cock gets hard your spraying down the aisles. God I love work!!"

wow is great for many reasons. i don't have it right now, but i was in the stress test and it was really fun.

what are you talking about? of course it is!

one day we were visiting the zoo, i saw this gorilla and i thought it was pretty cool. but later on, my mom was holding me over the fence so i could see it better. she accidently dropped me and i was screaming for dear life. so my mom jumped over and then threw me back over. unfortunatly the gorilla then killed my mom :( . so i threw stones at it untill it died. actually i just mixed adjectives and animal names together until i got this.

haha it's funny because i made http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/118201 (i tried drawing in a different style). fuzzy voiced the hillbilly and geandily from flowers of happiness voiced the reporter.

oh no you can do a whois and get fake info, we're all in big trouble now

rifl at his face when he takes off his glasses. it'd be funnier if he hit him right in the face with the basketball though.

yeah it's really leet. you can also do it with n64, there are super smash bro games all the time.

paypal me 10 dollars and i'll tell you all about it and give you his e-mail and everything.

http://www.kaillera.com/download.php play all the metal slugs and tons of other games with friends online. very fun.

probably the best out there, i use it for converting/ripping cds all the time.

asian fat kid is old.

no lol.. it's not that i don't believe you. i just wanna see your predator hack in action, since i don't have the pos game.

post screenies prz :sly:

pimpwar sucks. browser games suck. pimps suck. you suck :stupid:

i laugh at the 'new' word that you put in the topic.

ipods piss me off. everyone has them at my school, and they keep them in these fugly 'protective cases', which is like rubber and makes it look 10 times uglier.

keke i could run hl2 as high res as freddie,because i have an x800 as well, but my monitor sucks shit, and it hurts my eyes like hell when i go to 1600x1200.

bahaha the guy says he comes. get it?

rifl the bar part was especially funny. the part where they do their stupid dance at the end made me cringe though.

rifl i post there, not under this name though; because garry hates me for reasons i don't feel like explaining.

I was looking through garrysmod's forums and I found some guy made this: http://www.garry.tv/garrysmodforum/viewtopic.php?t=4189 rifl

it's not really a funny joke in the first place. but it did make the little pussy lawyer cry, so that's good. glad i don't live in your pos country.

actually.. i think that cake was made by someone else to get in. He just photoshopped it into a pic of his retarded self. The second pic he probably is just guzzling cum like he usually does and tried tricking us that it was cake. that ps job really sucks btw, the focusing is all different and the plate is fucking bumpy on the edges.

'I AM TRULY MAD NOW!' rifl that's the saddest attempt to get into myg0t that I have almost ever seen. (saddest being: http://img150.exs.cx/img150/7691/shit0016vo.jpg