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  1. what the fuck, tell your mum to stay off youtube.
  2. that isnt that bad. you too hard on yourself. man the fuck up you pussy and chase some skirt. jesus, its not that hard, remember, women want cock as much as guys want pussy, they are just better hiding it.
  3. how old are you? if your under 28, your life is about putting your dick in as many 1 night girls as you humanly can. like this bitch... http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5549/17379261079542798600882.jpg on the flip side.... if your old and greying, find yourself a nice girl with some money and settle down and make babies.
  4. 15 year old boy huh?
  5. your gf looks like my x-gf.... dont let her keep your hoody... youl never get it back. also i have a mohawk. you look alot like me... but less muscular... sorry but its true.... no offence like but im pretty hench.
  6. fucking good. now, when can we start a war?
  7. see ya donkey punch, just dont do what i did and log in every month to be a cock and troll the new kids.
  8. yeah i live in england. they do try to promote the use of contraception in the uk, but people say that promoting the use of rubbers is EXACTLY THE SAME!!1 as FORCING CHILDREN into having sex with eachother... i fucking hate the middle class daily mail readers. plus, the catholic schools quite often discourage the use of condoms. its sad, it really is, i walk around my town and there are girls who i knew from highschool pushing prams, they are only 16-17 and i think "wtf have you done?!"
  9. Qustion: "what happens when we die?" Stupid answer "we go to heaven, or hell" Stupid answer2 "we are reborn" Logical scientific answer "all brain function stops, the person is no longer able to think, or sense, the persons mind will not exist." Question: "how did the universe start" REALLY stupid answer "well god took a whooole 7 days to..." Stupid answer 2 "I dont really know, erm, some sort of being did it?" Logical scientific answer "We currently have EVIDENCE to support the theory of the big bang, that is, so far, the big bang theory is the most conclusive and evidential idea we have as to how the universe started" Question: "AHHH BUT WHAT CREATED THE BIG BANG!! HAHAHA IT MUUUUST BE GOD HUH?" scientific answer "actually we dont know yet, but we dont feel like blaming it on an giant spaghetti monster just because we cant answer it. Also, if god created this, then what, or who, created god? and what created that?" retard "well god has allways been, he is forever" me "if god can be forever, and doesnt need creating, then why does the universe?" retard "erm... wait what? PSALMS 20.60.15 THO SHALT NOT CONFUSE MEH" me "you must quote that allot..." Question: "How did we get here?" Bad answer "god" Smart answer "Big bang, evolution, old news, kill yourself." the sooner we all accept there is no god, that we have no purpose, that we are the result of chance and should cherish the one life we get, the better the world, and the happier its population shall be.
  10. how do you rage i hear you ask, well: you use any way to fuck up the game for the other person and disturb game-play. 1: find a server 2: find a person who is using a microphone 3: pick on that individual specificly, stand infront of him while he is sniping, block him into a corner, mock him, taunt him, just act a complete twat towards him, and, rather soon, he will start getting angry. game: BF2: sit inside of planes and heli's without moving, blow up equiptment, teamkill, drive/fly people out of bounds, team attack, hog transport but dont use it etc BF2142: as above but be more inventive, you have EMP grenades. CSS: spam, team attack, block, flash, smoke, kill hostages, throw the bomb in hard to reach places etc etc.... its really not hard, just be inventive and come up with your own raging style.
  11. well good, i for one am glad you have a new leader, the last one couldn't even spell.
  12. wav, because a pigion shit on my mate yesterday.
  13. if i still raged games i would kiss you. but i dont so go play hide and go fuck yourself. x
  14. nar once iv seen the movie i never cry again, or even feel slightly sad, but the first time with a sad movie between the ages of 13 and 16 i cryed like a bitch for a few films, never knew why...
  15. what are you retarded? have a look on mpcdownloads if not there, it took me 5 mins of googling shit to find that one with infinite health and cars etc... fkn ell. do some research.