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what the fuck, tell your mum to stay off youtube.

that isnt that bad. you too hard on yourself. man the fuck up you pussy and chase some skirt. jesus, its not that hard, remember, women want cock as much as guys want pussy, they are just better hiding it.

how old are you? if your under 28, your life is about putting your dick in as many 1 night girls as you humanly can. like this bitch... http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5549/17379261079542798600882.jpg on the flip side.... if your old and greying, find yourself a nice girl with some money and settle down and make babies.

15 year old boy huh?

your gf looks like my x-gf.... dont let her keep your hoody... youl never get it back. also i have a mohawk. you look alot like me... but less muscular... sorry but its true.... no offence like but im pretty hench.

fucking good. now, when can we start a war?

see ya donkey punch, just dont do what i did and log in every month to be a cock and troll the new kids.

yeah i live in england. they do try to promote the use of contraception in the uk, but people say that promoting the use of rubbers is EXACTLY THE SAME!!1 as FORCING CHILDREN into having sex with eachother... i fucking hate the middle class daily mail readers. plus, the catholic schools quite often discourage the use of condoms. its sad, it really is, i walk around my town and there are girls who i knew from highschool pushing prams, they are only 16-17 and i think "wtf have you done?!"

Qustion: "what happens when we die?" Stupid answer "we go to heaven, or hell" Stupid answer2 "we are reborn" Logical scientific answer "all brain function stops, the person is no longer able to think, or sense, the persons mind will not exist." Question: "how did the universe start" REALLY stupid answer "well god took a whooole 7 days to..." Stupid answer 2 "I dont really know, erm, some sort of being did it?" Logical scientific answer "We currently have EVIDENCE to support the theory of the big bang, that is, so far, the big bang theory is the most conclusive and evidential idea we have as to how the universe started" Question: "AHHH BUT WHAT CREATED THE BIG BANG!! HAHAHA IT MUUUUST BE GOD HUH?" scientific answer "actually we dont know yet, but we dont feel like blaming it on an giant spaghetti monster just because we cant answer it. Also, if god created this, then what, or who, created god? and what created that?" retard "well god has allways been, he is forever" me "if god can be forever, and doesnt need creating, then why does the universe?" retard "erm... wait what? PSALMS 20.60.15 THO SHALT NOT CONFUSE MEH" me "you must quote that allot..." Question: "How did we get here?" Bad answer "god" Smart answer "Big bang, evolution, old news, kill yourself." the sooner we all accept there is no god, that we have no purpose, that we are the result of chance and should cherish the one life we get, the better the world, and the happier its population shall be.

how do you rage i hear you ask, well: you use any way to fuck up the game for the other person and disturb game-play. 1: find a server 2: find a person who is using a microphone 3: pick on that individual specificly, stand infront of him while he is sniping, block him into a corner, mock him, taunt him, just act a complete twat towards him, and, rather soon, he will start getting angry. game: BF2: sit inside of planes and heli's without moving, blow up equiptment, teamkill, drive/fly people out of bounds, team attack, hog transport but dont use it etc BF2142: as above but be more inventive, you have EMP grenades. CSS: spam, team attack, block, flash, smoke, kill hostages, throw the bomb in hard to reach places etc etc.... its really not hard, just be inventive and come up with your own raging style.

well good, i for one am glad you have a new leader, the last one couldn't even spell.

wav, because a pigion shit on my mate yesterday.

if i still raged games i would kiss you. but i dont so go play hide and go fuck yourself. x

nar once iv seen the movie i never cry again, or even feel slightly sad, but the first time with a sad movie between the ages of 13 and 16 i cryed like a bitch for a few films, never knew why...

what are you retarded? have a look on mpcdownloads if not there, it took me 5 mins of googling shit to find that one with infinite health and cars etc... fkn ell. do some research.

fucking lmao

Yes i have cryed to a few films, i feel no shame in it. Gladiator Kramer Vs. Kramer The Champ The green mile Shawshank (where the old man hangs himself) im quite a thick skinned person, its just when i connect with the people in the film or i have empathy, or i can say "iv been in that situation, it was shit, i felt like slitting my throat too" anyway, what did you ever cry too... bambi and such doesnt count, you where too young.

yeah im a /b/ tard, i enjoy the raids, mostly, that and the michael j fox threads, fucking awesome. but i spend at most about 4 hours a month on the net, so its not really that nerdy.

not in primary school no, but i moved schools that often i could walk in and pretend i was kicked out from my last one for banging a teacher, so yeah, i was.

Its just evolution... as humans grew larger more efficiennt logical brains, we used tools and lost our use of stength, the lower metabolism and higher rate of hunter gatherer "grazing" we did reduced our muscle size. however niggers are further down the evolution chain than us. eg. who would win in a fight? http://www.jennifermarohasy.com/blog/archives/Male%20Sumatran%20tiger%20in%20the%20wild%20STCP%202000.jpg vs http://www.rudyrucker.com/blog/images/yelrumeadow.jpg However, some of us whitebwoys grew up in bad places... http://www.chinadialogue.net/UserFiles/Image/tiger_skin.jpg i'm probably, with the exception of mooshy peaches the only person here who can bench press in excess of 140kgs (thats about 1230 quater pounders to you americans) and with the exception of a few g0ts, i'm probably the only person here who could sing the table of elements at 12 years of age. EDIT: Because i'm just that awesome.

look, this question has been asked and asked again, we have all been told different stories by different g0ts. get over it. also, if you reaaally really need to know ask g0d, if he isnt dead from a crack overdose yet. now stfu.

is that it? i threatened to blow up my primary, junior and highschool, i even said i would hide in the toiletes with a samurai sword and cut up anyone who went in there... then i wouldn't go in for a couple of days so people believed me. it got to the point where they conducted a room by room search. :lmfao: i believe i punched myself in the nose in art class and purposely bled and sneezed blood all over my (hot, but a bitch) teachers desk before tearing up my work and lighting it on fire with a cig. broke sum kids jaw who was talkin trash about me as i walked past him, i swung for him missed the first shot then landed a heavy with my left hand (im right handed) into his jaw, then i layed into him while he was screaming on the floor. lots of other random but fucking awesome epic things.

yes yes and fucking yes. but the dubbing on K (the fat shaved head one) in district 13 is just funny.

lolz. http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1023/left4kdeadim8.jpg thanks to [myg0t]donkeypunch for the wurdz.

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