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score: internet terrorist.

i dont believe in atheists.

t-shirts, drunknmunky-fly53-cant remember underpants-calvin and hiesenberg + perrie cardin socks - white lynx chocolate bodyspray and shower gel ted baker hair gel and bodyspray UMBRO SOCKS!! LOL 10 bottles of budwieser a belt £££ rubix cube some very nice aftershave shaving kit with gay-ass "sensitive skin" cream, i can shave dry bitches a bunch of other stuff some money is going to buy me some new sneeks and a fly53/something cool jacket sounds ok doesnt it? but wait... my xbox broke, 8 days past the warranty i fell down the stairs my christmas dinner was soaked with beer my dad didnt get me anything... at all. i got a peice of glass in my foot. i wee'd my pants a little... and ontop of that, im still fucking happy. why? because worse happens, to me and to others.

probably get invited down the pub, shoot some pool, get wasted, try a little coke, get a blowjob off some random slag from college and fall asleep ontop of a bus shelter...

how we brits enjoy christmas: wake up 7am-9am get drunk 7am-9am 7am-9am open presents, fake that you REALLY wanted the umbro socks and say "thank you SO much" with a sheepish smile. 7am-9am eat brekfust, by this point the average brit will be bitterly dissapointed and ready to collapse in a heap of there own vomit and urine. watch food being prepaired by your grandmother and mother, who have different ways of cooking the roast. 10am-3pm eat. drink more alcohol, whilst eating the half roasted in olive oil half roasted in goose-fat tators, and saying "honest they are both as nice as each other" after dinner, you sit around, belly hanging out, watching shit tv or talking to your pedo uncle or aunti who harasses your cheeks with pinches and "ooooo youuuur gooooorgeeus" forcing you to drink yourself into a turkey and mulled wine enduced coma. how is it in the states?

she was lucky, as where all of these people except of the guy who cut off his own arm, all of these people simply survived against the odds. the guy who cut his own arm off tho, now thats badass, i believe that the head of british security services, C, cut his own arm off with a pen knife after a car crash, if i had to choose, death/no arm.. id find it pretty hard to masturbate.

or perhaps, the leader is allready decided upon before the votes even start?

stabbed someone. :happysad:

actually... biology, chemistry, physics. computers are fucking boring, i allready know how they work and, lets face it, you dont make as much money as a doctor.

well done for surviving 17 years... erm... :dunno:

angle she hit the ground lower speed snow, bushes, trees etc rolling sliding absorbing impact with limbs slightly bent etc

go for C++ we are learning VB in college as part of my course, its SHIT. you can make a card game... yaaay. :wow::wow::wow: i think ill go for plumbing or biology next year.

not THAT bad ass.

lolz. 9/11 - i used to believe was an inside job, but then it struck me, why would somebody take such risk, that they would end up being tortured by there own bodyguards, just to start a war for the oil... if he wanted to start a war, all he would really have to do is plant some "wmd's" in that country and say "oh look", he wouldn't have to risk blowing up two large buildings. illuminati - hey, who gives a shit if they exist or not? they probably do exist, but under a different name like NATO - UN - EU and COLA. You think that matters? major companies are constantly looking into ways to change what we buy, when where and how, infact, i have a friend who makes supermarket layouts so that.. for example, the bread isle close to the chocolate and cakes, so we are more likely / tempted to buy them, or special offers and asorted random crap like bottle oppeners/plastic sunglasses are at the ends of the isles to "catch" our eyes, and companies pay higher money to place products at eye level on shelves. but if you know the tricks of the trade, know how they do this manipulation, you can combat it, reject it, or just not let it get to you. look, we are sheeple, just accept it and get on with it, boo fucking hoo. boohoo your votes aren't real. boohoo your taxes are high. boohoo your not allowed to know about opperation hide the aliens. oh noes.

RIFKS... http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=disgustingyc8.jpg also [myg0t]malum just made this.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKtvdPxBMcE

fuck it, new idea, someone make one with the russian soldier getting his neck stabbed. mix it into a myley sirus video.

holy shit, they removed it allready... it was on there for five fucking minutes... wow.

its 3 seconds in, like in fuck they will notice. ok coulda been better. but you sir are jelose.

:naughty:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DWGNGy3FsTY sit back and watch the rage rain.

look, if you wont/cant buy private hacks, then do this: find a program that tells you the crc32 of the vac module, say the date it last changed was monday, and a hack is released on tuesday, the hack is safe until the module changes, simple. worked for me when i used to play. shiiit, i remember when you could use xfire to connect when you where VAC'ed... then myg0t when public and it got fixed. but, your real enemy isnt VAC, any non-noob knows this now, your new target is removing your steam ID from banlists hosted on servers. that requires Hacking. real hacking. but bygod the rewards are great.

can anyone find the colour (color to you bankrupt nigger loving fools) version of this video? cmon people! find something that will stop me from sleeping.

russian soldier gets his neck cut open. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e16c18ff17

FIXED

daddy? where does bacon come from? guh... i dunno, google it.... 3 minutes later.... :O_o: