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best white man in terms of how much ass he kicks? or what? i dont get it

are you done now?

omg i forgot him too yeah gay man for got that but idc about him....dude.....he was in the matrix which was a cover up for a gay porn (watch the credits and deleted scenes, also hit 'enter' everytime you see morpheus's asshole itll go to them fucking...no lie.)

hahahhah well your welcome for the "lol" i gave you. uhmm i wanna ask you soemthing but.....oh well ok ill ask it.....if we ever hooked up would that change anyhting between us?

:gaysex: <-----gay icons forgot to add that

ohh ok hahahah uhmm idk what to say im kinda scared maybe a little sick too

so i just got back from work and im sitting in my room thinking about if i should stuff my face with mallmars or go crank one out en el bano. i decided to write instead... THIS SECTION IS CALLED ME BLABBING ABOUT SHIT ENJOY: -NPH (aka neil patrick harris, aka doogie howzor, aka guy from harold and gaymar go to white castle) is a gay! im not bashing gays but come on guys your taking all our stars i mean first you got hmmm... who do the gays have hmmmm oh yeah tom cruise!! yeah and his bf val kilmer you can have him (they can take "top gun" VK we want the "tombstone" VK cuz he kicked ass). Then NPH!!! omg where did this come from i swear to god gays are endorsing celebs so that ppl think its cool to be gay (im not saying its not cool to be gay but.....being gay isnt cool/socially acceptable yet but wait till hillary gets into office gay fest 2008-2042). Do you wanna know whats nxt? well heres the list of everything gay coming in the near future: -gay cellphones -gay computers -gay video games -gay food -gay matresses- -gay hats -gay socks -gay dildos? -gay presidents (that'll be the day) -gay bathtubs (buttplug not included) see folks the list can go on and on but im running out of ideas until nxt time

hahahaha what? omg ok try to answer this its a really hard question....how much money would i take for you to masterbate in front of your entire family (extended family included)

So you come home from school and your best friend and your brother are making out. What do you do? this happens on a daily basis idk why its wierd =/