dyson

The metal at the beginning was annoying, but other than that it was pretty good :)

This is about a year old and it was my first attempt at video editing, so it's not really that great. Still kinda funny so I'm posting it anyway. Backstory: clan people come on our server and act like dicks so we turn on FF and mess with them. Hope you enjoy :)

It's not fake.

Fraps to record VirtualDub to crop out each individual clip from the raw avi files. I put everything together (with effects and all) using Adobe Premiere Pro, encode using no compression, then I use Dr. Divx to re-encode it into the Divx format and upload it to stage6. I don't know how to make it good quality for youtube though.

props for using stage6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdO8TlqXqXI

this sucks you suck kill yourself

awesome

Getting voip reactions is near impossible in this game :( . I only once had a guy join my squad and yell at me for 5 minutes continuously but I didn't have fraps running unfortunately

Hi-res streaming version, only 68 megs CLICK THIS LINK: hover your mouse over here and make the clicky noise If you are dumb or stupid or a midget with AIDS then click here:

The game doesn't have VoIP, but it has a pretty good TK-punish system and anti-voice chat spam built in. We still found a pretty good way to rage everyone. The voices you hear are of us on ventrilo. Youtube: Stage6: http://stage6.divx.com/user/penifSMASH/video/1356213/ETQW-SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Stage6 is much higher-quality but it's not really necessary for this rage unless you're not in beta and are curious about the rage. Hope you enjoy!

Some random arabic song I downloaded from Soulseek while searching for "allah ackbar". I'll put up the .wav if I get a chance

http://stage6.divx.com/user/penifSMASH/video/1394694/ROOMBA-presents:-Insurgency-Mod-Grief-#1 The video is hosted on Stage6, which is basically a high-quality high-def version of Youtube. You might have to install one plug-in, but it's worth it. However if you insist on being gay, I broke it up into two youtube vids. Part 1: http://youtube.com/watch?v=LT1kCXF9MmU Part 2: http://youtube.com/watch?v=1IMczyNvyus Here's a small collage: http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6198/penifcollagegg6.jpg Hope you enjoy!

Youtube gets a ton more hits because it's popular. In the Youtube description of the video, I like to link to the stage6 version. To compare the two, here is a short 20-second in-game video that I uploaded both to Youtube and Stage6. http://youtube.com/watch?v=wVP_xSFmtT4 http://stage6.divx.com/Battlefield-2142-Griefing/video/1168721/BF2142---Hick-yelling-at-us-over-voip

Youtube is nice, but the videos are tiny and of really poor quality. There's basically an HD alternative to it called Stage6 at http://stage6.divx.com/ It's nicer because you can host good quality videos and with Youtube videos you usually can't see the funny in-game chat. Downside is you have to download shit and convert everything into DivX format, but you can do that using the DrDivx program which you can download at http://labs.divx.com/DrDivX It's a little bit more effort but at the very least it's worth it to host the good-quality version of a rage instead of putting it on rapidshare or whatever.

Converting it to 11025 Hz only made it go faster, but 4000 Hz worked for me.

Commander exploit: This is an old bug but I haven't seen this posted anywhere. You can lay down orbital strikes immediately one after the other. 1) Place orb strike 2) Resign as commander 3) Make squad 4) Leave squad 5) Apply for commander When you accept, the orbital strike meter is replenished. You can do all of that by the time the first orbital strike is finished :) Goliath griefing: Get in the driver seat and take the goliath either out of bounds or flip it. You can do this at the bridge on Remagen, West of the west-most bridge on Leipzig, and off the cliff on Bavaria. This is nothing special or unique but it works so well because every stupid noob *HAS* to be in the goliath and they never actually get out.