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Good health is the slowest rate at which you can die

lol exactly: yes. sorry g-unit, but you only get one lifetime. make the best fucking use of it that you can, and total sobreity is not the answer. you have no idea what you are missing out on, buddy. drop acid into your eyeballs, roll on e for one night. fuck, for god's sakes, have a couple of beers or smoke a joint! then come talk down to me about drugs. at least you have some experience, then. or else you are a bigot and a hypocrite. and guess what? respect is overrated. so what if you smoke a joint once a week or have a beer after work? that's called human life, shitforbrains. everyone drinks. mark twain and ernest hemingway were both alcoholics. the fact that you even type http://www.myg0t.net into your browser on a weekly or daily basis shows me that you have no respect for people. so what's a little disrespect to your body from time to time? you know what your problem is? you value life far too much. you remind me of hippies in a drum circle beating away and singing about how precious the earth is and shit like that, except you're not smoking joints. so the only thing left is a big, warbling vagina. when you grow up, you'll realize that what you learned about life from when you were born to around 14 years old was a fallacy. it's really hard, and really shitty. it has its moments, but most of those moments are in the presence of alcohol (like wine on thanksgiving) or drugs (parties). and you know what? i'm not going to be the one at 80 years old clinging on to life with accordian machines breathing for me, beating my heart for me, and pumping my bowels out, just for the sake of my family knowing that i'm still around. fuck that. 80 years after i was born, i'm going to have been dead for 20 years. and i'm gonna be way fuckin happier.

You'd be surprised how seriously some people take it.

every time i visit these forums my eyes are accosted by this insipid little ditty in wh0re's signature I'm as straight as the line that you sniff up your nose I'm as hard as the booze that you swill down your throat I'm as bad as the shit you breath into your lungs And I'll fuck you up as fast as the pill on your tongue STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE This time you pushed me too far! wow, dude! you're so cool! i really don't even have a lot to say about this, not without getting on a big rant about how incredibly stupid straightedgism is. and worse yet is people who get all up in your shit about drugs. even alcohol. but wow, you are fucked. you don't even know what life is if you've never even fuckin drank. straightedge is just a synonym for complete pussy. and for god's sakes, this goes for everyone who has ever typed: learn the difference between breathe and breath.

opium actually edit: and you'd have to eat your weight in poppy seeds before that happened..

Windows won't let you :) Mighty words from a man called retard. Now, can you point out where I changed my 'mine' 3 times? I don't see it.

Wow inflames.. your forum name certainly doesn't lie

LOL WOW COOL HAPPY 916TH POST, FAGGOT

That's because your dad is an idiot. Anyone here can tell a story of going over to someones house to fix their computer and seeing 50,000 instances of the GAIN network running in the system tray, and the user is baffled as to why their computer is slow and someone is buying yachts with their credit card. Any asshole can install Spybot and a good AV, then you're sitting pretty. Viruses and spyware are created solely for malice. Think about this: Would the 9/11 bombings have had much of an effect if they bombed John's Gardening Supply in southwest Wyoming? No. Obviously they're going for the biggest possible hit, which is the Windows community. 99% of home computers would be running some version of Windows. If everyone ran Linux, there'd be more Linux viruses. And don't act like there aren't. Plus, Linux zealots are all retarded and think they have some sort of brotherhood going with other linux users, and wouldnt go out of their way to make shit like viruses. P.S.: News flash to those who run personal firewalls: Nobody wants to get into your shitty computer to read your grade 11 history essay. You are not special.

http://members.rogers.com/snakeyes415/playlist.html I have nothing to hide :D

Consternation ensues. You picked up 5 ounces total, smoked out, and you're left with 8.

rifk nice exaggeration fgt OMG LINUX HAS 1 FLAW, WINDOWS HAS 40,000!!!!! no more than 1 flaws and computers just go together. brace yourself: linux is not perfect. fucking deal with it.

http://www17.tomshardware.com/hardnews/20040615_141246.html

rofl they suck

yeah. its like i said.. they dont just load it into an All-In-One test machine, they have to be looking using the catalysts and reactants and whatnot. lab tests are expensive as shit, they're only looking for diseases, no frills. and as for Edd's, yes, most people have a physical once a year that's the whole point

lol owned i skateboard and dirtbike defying fucking convention you nigglet

Actually, Napolean Bonaparte's honest-to-god penis is owned by an American urologist. Unfortunately, his pride and joy was described as "shrivelled, one-inch long and resembling a grape". No wonder he tried to conquer Europe :( There's an article on it at the Straight Dope

That's your best bet at this point. I came clean to my parents just before surgery, because they told me I was going to get blood tests. They're actually cool with it now, so you never know :grin1: However.. I get asked this question by people so much. But think about it. They don't just load your piss into a piss analyzing machine and it prints out a little punch card of the results. What they do is drop chemicals into samples of your piss or blood, and if it changes color or reacts in ___ way, then you are positive. If you're going in for a physical, they're not going to do a narcotics test unless your parents (or you, dummy) ask for one. They have to specifically do a drug test and use the cannabis reactant to get a positive reading. You're cool. Unless your parents are on to you...

Damn it. I thought this was a thread for Eamon videos :'(

Sigh... before anyone chews my face off, I didn't find it, it was originally posted on Fark.

and you also submit to your terrorist overlords NWA is the gay it even rhymes

http://iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=qw1087042684705A141&set_id=1 wra

that was so fucking stupid that wouldnt have even hurt that much ive come to the conclusion that people who are like that are the biggest fuckin pussies in the universe. they have to dominate people in a 'safe environment' like that, and bring their stupid warped mentalities into the world of sex. any guy that ties up his wife or whatever, you could beat the living shit out of in real life because he has to take out his aggression on someone weaker. its just like people who talk shit online. they are safe and protected so they go fucking ballistic and run their mouth off left right and centre, and when you see them irl, nobody at their school talks to them, they wear tight blue jeans and clean New Balance track running shoes (ones that look really fucking expensive with all sorts of shit on them). proof? look at the people in the videos. they're all fucking goth skank idiots, and look at the people in real life? total outcasts. god i hate these people.