Pitterpatter

Stop sucking?

So, we are talking about the same Jesus right? http://www.populationpaste.com/img/2006/12/xmas/xmas.jpg

Ag, not more fetus boy.

Lolita is usually just petite chicks, you're thinking lolicon.

Mow your lawn and get your wife off at the same time! Why didn't I think of this?

Yes, we know, this is a repost.

LINK NOT FOUND?! What ever shall I do?

What the hell was that chick doing in there? Rick Astley is all I need to get off.

Tits or GTFO

Does he do that to penii too? I want a dog that'll do that to penii.

Honestly, I enjoy rickrolls. Something about seeing that guy sings just makes me lol a little inside.

Ban me! Wooo! Bans! And omg I love Player1's sig. It's mesmerizing...

Stupid black people trying to copy our white whores.

Uh, what?

Am I a bad person if I watched all of that?

Wow, I've seen breakdance, midget breakdancing, and now amputee breakdancing.

I wish I could bust a nut as big as those horses...

They uberly inject your toes? I had that done, HURT LIKE FUCK. Bible Black New Testament, I don't know what part though, I have it somewhere. Porn FTW

Oh my god, somebody actually got the thread title right, if only he didn't fail at everything else... Stupid ***got.

It's just like IDoser, only works for a few people. I'm gonna get some epic Seinheisers soon and try again.

He was wearing really gay shorts, that's what he did wrong.

I looked at the cake and thought tubgirl. Why can't anyone get the thread title right? That there is an instant fail.

McDonalds is true lan food. Order 40 burgers at a time, they work to fast to bother spitting in 'em. Or they spit in all of them out of frustration. Either way, it's still food.

How dare you insult Jacki Chan with that bullshit?

I want to see new shock sites. Somebody please me.