Pitterpatter

A few days ago, I don't bother showering if I'm not going anywhere or seeing anyone. I might shower tomorrow, maybe. I'm starting to get itchy though.

Spock

Well, I'm smarter than that guy, who if you didn't notice, bought it.

I'm gonna have this song stuck in my head for days, all I can think about are those eyes. The eyes!

I'm going to kill a bunny when I have to upgrade to that shit. Really not looking forward to it, but at least I'm intelligent, I'll pirate it.

I don't know, I have $4 to work with though. I could just burn her a bunch of dvds.

Damn, I thought this was about having sex with a donut.

Holy shit that's creepy.

Is there any way to set up a ghost-like account on Macs? I want a profile I can use that isn't tracked by the admin and shit. They're blocking everything at our school, and they don't tell you where you can't go, they just ban you for going there. Anyway, any way to make any accounts like that?

Liked the Human plague vid but was too short. Beatbox was boring but had cool parts in it.

If this is true I fail at life.

The flips would be damn fun, but one guy hit his head three times in the middle of flips.

Wow, just wow. You fail at English so hard. Go die.

Thank you for that, I didn't watch it but people love to look at my screen during LANs. Gay shit is always great raging material.

Roflol, Christian music is always funny.

Carrot Top, rush the stage and make him rage. Start taking his props and hit him with them. That'd be damn fun.

Detassling, ugg, I don't know how the beaners do it.

http://b3ta.hnldesign.nl/index.php?id=186

Lol, they could buy you that car with the people for that much money.

Little black midgets on big white women in the pancake house. Mmm mmm syrup.

I've always wondered, if you were buttsechsing, what would happen to your penis if the chick farted while it was inside?

Damn, if only we could pull that off in the US, but nope, our cops would fucking shoot us.

I want one...

Double penetration with one guy... Wow...