Russell_Crowe

barleyhops is alive! I'm just waiting for Tupac to check in now...

A moment where ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male causing them to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner.

don't trust them new niggas over there! leavin they nigga essence in the air!

The thing this place did for me was greatly increase my ability to talk shit and be entertaining. Ironically, it had a large influence on improving my personal life. Not only can I keep a subject going, but I can fluidly transition between two unlike thoughts! I also always have a witty remark whenever I'm insulted! Thanks myg0t!

Less posts overall and higher quality posts

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This one time I ate this really spicy hot sauce and my shit was on fire the next day.

sup i'm not old school but i'm old

Oh I've been busy making a living for myself. Unfortunately, things of that nature take a pretty good time commitment haha. Social life is one thing I make sure I cling unto for obvious reasons. How about you?

It baffles me why you say this whilst the tip of my erection tickles your uvula. Then again, I'm told that in the poorer areas of our nation this is common practice for what they call "crack whores" or "chicken heads."

Outside of uploading a video of me having intercourse with a woman, I think it is impossible to be more reassuring. You will just have to take my word on this one. You could query my ex-gf about this matter further, but I will have to warn you that she is quite promiscuous in nature so you might catch something.

Well being a 22 year old heterosexual male of northern European descent, I can assure you that I am not a "spoiled gaykid!" I happily purchased and pay for my own phone service, among all my other various belongings (house, car, etc.). It had nothing to do with being submissive to the system and had more to do with contraction than anything else. Why have several devices when you have one device that can do what all of them do?

Or I could smoke the synthetic shit that I can buy from the smoke shop, pass piss tests, keep my job, and get higher than with the 'legit' stuff that can get me arrested. If it was legal I would just smoke weed, but it isn't

I am a huge fan of most of the google apps, but I also like the app that turns your phone into a flashlight (already came in handy) and the last.fm/pandora apps because having internet radii anywhere = awesome. The app I find funniest? The one that turns your phone into a dildo (srs)

Hey hey hey hey, smoke spice and pass piss tests errday