Russell_Crowe

hilarity did not ensue funny has been averted

i never got any shit from any of these niggers

irony alert

shut the fuck up jesus you people are fags

this thread sucks

no tits no care

a stove

This letter is going to be a book of revelations to many readers. In particular, many will be surprised to learn that I am horrified by Mr. Captain America's devotion to the idea of a benevolent dictatorship of a self-appointed elite. In the first place, Captain's statements are not witty satire, as he would have you believe. They're simply the intolerant ramblings of someone who has no idea or appreciation of what he's mocking. Captain doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. He uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. Captain always cavils at my attempts to challenge his apolaustic assumptions about merit. That's probably because untrustworthy mafia dons in general, and Captain in particular, intend to marginalize the traditions and truths upon which our nation's greatness sits. Now that that's cleared up, I'll continue with what I was saying before, that I've heard him say that he can walk on water. Was that just a slip of the lip, or is Captain secretly trying to blitz media outlets with faxes and newsletters that highlight the good points of his catty, obstreperous précis? The answer is rather depressing but I'll tell you anyway. The answer begins with the observation that I don't just want to make a point. I don't just want to offer a framework for discussion so that we can more quickly reach a consensus. I'm here to give an alternate solution, a better one. I don't just ask rhetorical questions; I have answers. That's why I'm telling you that Captain needs to stop living in denial. He needs to wake up and realize that he, with his craftiness and gin-swilling press releases, will entirely control our country's exuberant riches by the next full moon. He will then use those riches to formulate social policies and action programs based on the most vexatious classes of phallocentrism in existence. The moral of this story is that he yields to the mammalian desire to assert individuality by attracting attention. Unfortunately, for Captain, "attract attention" usually implies "grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly parasitic ways to trick academics into abandoning the principles of scientific inquiry". Be always mindful that we must draw the line somewhere. Let me recap that for you because it really is extraordinarily important: Captain would not hesitate to lionize repulsive, frightful rabble-rousers if he felt he could benefit from doing so. To state it in stark and simple terms, he recently got caught red-handed trying to provoke terrible, total, universal, and merciless destruction. Well, surprise, surprise, surprise, as Gomer Pyle would say. While this country still has far to go before people are truly judged on the content of their character, purists may object to my failure to present specific examples of Captain's unbridled sound bites. Fortunately, I do have an explanation for this omission. The explanation demands an understanding of how Captain has no conception of our moral and ethical standards. Still, I recommend you check out some of Captain's tricks and draw your own conclusions on the matter. Considering that Captain respects nothing, honors nothing, and values nothing beyond himself, I offer that I have never been in favor of being gratuitously foolish. I have also never been in favor of sticking my head in the sand or of refusing to create and nurture a true spirit of community. He has the nerve to call those of us who open students' eyes, minds, hearts, and souls to the world around them "conspiracy theorists". No, we're "conspiracy revealers" because we reveal that Captain is known for walking into crowded rooms and telling everyone there that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power. Try, if you can, to concoct a statement better calculated to show how bad-tempered Captain is. You can't do it. Not only that, but I call upon him to stop his oppression, lies, immorality, and debauchery. I call upon him to be a man of manners, principles, honour, and purity. And finally, I call upon him to forgo his desire to tear down all theoretical frameworks for addressing the issue. Captain is absolutely determined to believe that his editorials provide a liberating insight into life, the universe, and everything, and he's not about to let facts or reason get in his way. Don't give his jibes a credibility they don't deserve. Perhaps if he thought about it, he'd realize that his artifices have reached a depth of degeneracy that was virtually unknown in the past. No joke. A recent series of hearings, lawsuits, and media reports demonstrates that Captain, already oppressive with his vindictive, fastidious accusations, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species -- if separate species we be -- for his reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought then consider that the falsehood of the tongue leads to that of the heart. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation. When he made his puppy-dog torchbearers wag their little tails by promising to let them progressively enlarge and increasingly centralize the means of oppression, exploitation, violence, and destruction, I realized for the first time that all the deals Captain makes are strictly one-way. Captain gets all the rights, and the other party gets all the obligations. The "facts" he has often stated contain some serious distortions. Some are blatant; others are subtle. One of the most uncontrollable is his discussion of litigious, lamebrained prophets of authoritarianism. We should treat Mr. Captain America's mingy den of thieves for what it is, a disorganized group of effete libertines. Period, finis, and Q.E.D.

unban his accts plz

stalin

i am superior to all

shut up and die nub

its still funny that whole situation was hilarious and if you think otherwise you have downs

too small by that i mean methodize's penis lololol i kid i kid

god damn right it is but this nigger strikes me as a faggot ass euro cunt

wow you are a fucking stupid nigger faggot euro cunt cheese is fucking delicious it isnt our fault you prefer giant black cock you fucking nigger go fuck ur mom

currently playing it via virtual console!

It has Ocarina of Time, which is the best game ever made.

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i'm genetically superior to everyone in this thread

Fake in this case means she is not a "real" person meaning that she looks like she's trying to be someone else. Why would I do any of those suggestions? What I wrote is the truth. Adding crap like that in there would kill the integrity of the writing. P.S. thread doesn't rhyme with seed. This thread became less than exciting Once someone tried correcting my writing He thought he was right I showed him the light I'm sure this post will lead to more fighting

There once was a bad thread maker Who was also an aspiring cake baker He made a terrible thread Got pissed at what we said Could his girlfriend be any faker?

lol adderall be less adhd plz

I voted, "Russell_Crowe is a fucking douchebag who cant even create a simple poll / all 5 chicks," because both statements are true.