FragmasterDJ

I found a good tutorial here http://www.hlss.on.nimp.org

how abot every stupid wigger who posted in here just gets shot

Wrong forum, no rage go die in a fire

a pregnancy testing kit

sucks 0/10

Ha ha ha. Quality rage.

I assume this is for CSS or CS or other $team game. In which case, record it all as a DEMO (no lagging the game) Then 1) Load up your demo. 2) Get to the spot you want to begin recording and pause. 3) in console type "startmovie <filename> avi 4) a codec box should appear. If it doesn't try alt + tabbing out and then back in and you should see it. 5) Choose desired codec. The microsoft windows media video or something is a decent choice. 6) After choosing your codec a message in console should appear saying startmovie has began and that "frames will begin when console is cleared". 7) Type demo_resume in console and remove console. 8) Once you have your clip bring down console and type endmovie.

I was at work so it sucked balls. But I went out on the 1st Jan and drank myself into A&E (seriously)

I can never get around to baking a cake. But the more I see this sort of horseshit on here the more I think I should just to make a point that its not that fucking hard.

It was about an hour ago. I found this 5 year old girl playing in the park and offered to show her puppies in the boot of my car.

Its out next week if you post your account name and password on here i can put it into steampowered for you and you can play it.

As long as there is nothing downloaded to my PC, i dnt care tbh

The moral of the story is "Dont be silly - Wrap your willy"

No rage there But a damn funny joke 10/10

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Hillarious. Nice one.

$20 a week membership Any bog standard free hack will last at least 2 weeks. And an account costs how much exactly ? And besides. $350 to Valve is piss. They will just pay for it, get membership, download the hacks and ban everyone. Waste of money.

Lets make this clear. It is completely impossable to just give yourself admin. There are 2 ways to get admin on a server. 1) Have your steamID placed into the manimod / amx config for steam games 2) Know the rcon password The first option requires you to know the FTP details The second is possable to get ahold of using an IRC search NEITHER can be done using a hack. Anyone who thinks or says any of these things work is a complete retard. :lmfao:

0800 1111 Ask for rubber jonny

I'd suck compi's penis for a cafe account.